If you are the lock, I have the KEY MOMENT
If you're Anthony Kaedis, I am the FLEA MOMENT
And unlike freedom, this isn't the FREE MOMENT
So try the Boba right here from TEA MOMENT
If you are Edam, I'll be the BRIE MOMENT
If you're the princess, I must be the PEA MOMENT
If you want sausage, you know I'll bring the D-MOMENT
But if you want Boba in Gainesville, it's the TEA MOMENT
I ran here so fast, I blew out the KNEE MOMENT
It hurt so bad, like the EMERGENCY MOMENT
But I said no, don't call the EMT MOMENT
Cause first I want some Boba drinks from TEA MOMENT
If you're Dr. Watson, it's the ELEMENTARY MOMENT
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE MOMENT?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to use the PEE MOMENT
And if you need a Boba drink, go straight to TEA MOMENT
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY MOMENT
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE MOMENT
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS MOMENT
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS MOMENT
If you're running for election, I'm the ABSENTEE MOMENT
If you're in Somalia, I'm the DJIBOUTI MOMENT
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE MOMENT
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE MOMENT
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE MOMENT
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like the DEBBIE MOMENT
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE MOMENT
So float like a butterfly down to TEA MOMENT
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE MOMENT
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm the SNOOPY MOMENT
If I'm JWoww, then you're the SNOOKI MOMENT
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY MOMENT
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC-MOMENT
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY MOMENT
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC MOMENT
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them all with ME MOMENT
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC-MOMENT
That's a pretty average night in the Fox E and BARBIE MOMENT
And yes I'm very proud that ours is an LGBT-MOMENT
But there is nothing average with the fruity drinks at TEA MOMENT!
WHAT!
My fave Boba shop in Gainesville, and that's actually a tough call because there are 3 or 4 really good ones such as Pokebowl Station (right next door) and J-Petal and TeaStori among others!
I like this one even more because my new friends run this place! The milk tea milk cap is yummy, the boba is good, and the store is decorated thoroughly adorably with cat pix. I wish hard for it to be a huge success, I wish that it does so well, but needs your help, because it's tucked away in a little college mall off the main street and not as busy as some of the other boba shops... despite tasting better, and having better service, than all of them.
As I said, it's kind of hidden away in a little shopping mall off the main strip, and even though the mall gets a decent amount of traffic, this Poke shop seems to get kind of left behind. But it's actually some of the best tea and the most authentic fresh-brewed tea in the town, and for this reason you absolutely need to come and try it - and not to mention the fact that these are some of the friendliest people running any boba shop anywhere, let alone in Florida which is not always a state with friendly Bobapeople, as I've found out.
Easily one of the top 10 Boba shops in Florida, and you must try it when you are in Gainesville, and it's worth boba lovers swinging by Gainesville because 3 or 4 of the best 10 boba shops in the state are probably located here.
And if the actual lifting in the gym doesn't make you feel good... your Gainswill.
Anyway, the Tea Moment for this review has passed, but I'm glad I was able to mark the Tea Moment by writing it, and I hope it helps to give this shop some Tea Momentum. read more