It was a lazy Tuesday morning, I hadn't slept much the night before and was feeling a bit sluggish,…read moreso I decided to pop into my favourite coffee joint, Kafeine, for a bit of a pick-me-up. I'm always a bit tickled by the name, 'Kafeine' - such a clever play on words, given that that caffeine is the main ingredient in coffee. Just utter genius.
Anyway, on to the review. Kafeine makes a sparkling and invigorating brew, a very serious and successful coffee, made me feel like I was winning every step of the way! It can hit one's bowels rather hard and fast though, but luckily Kafeine has world-class toilet facilities, and I wear my diarrhea proof pants every time so no unexpected accidents occur.
Overall, Kafeine makes a coffee so sharp, so invigorating, most people probably couldn't even handle it. But they should, even if you have to wear two extra layers of underwear, because visiting Kafeine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about being cool.