Some people go to the Sparkle Farm and all they get is Ghost Tick Fever. I went to Sparkle Farm and all I got was a homemade pickle. Unfortunately, I don't remember anything past the pickle.
I highly recommend Sparkle Farm to anyone that enjoys watching people move dirt around for no reason. I also highly recommend Sparkle Farm if you want to get dirty by proxy. Be sure you leave your shoes on the deck so they get rained on. You're not at Sparkle Farm unless you are dirty AND wet.
For those wanting a bit more information, the Sparkle Farm is a progressive plantation, rich with Texas native pecans, ancient dinosaur fossils, and old, filthy wigs covered in sticks and leaves. The "farmers" that run Sparkle Farm don't seem to care if you have any credentials when you trespass on their property. Just don't speed down Springdale and DO NOT try and steal their corn in the middle of the night. read more