So I was basically Chillaxin' at my pad when I checked my mirror and I was all like "Oh hey, totally gotta get me some haircut action, guy!" So I'd heard of this kinda cool new chopshop joint in Finnieston named 'Soul Barbers' and I was all like "Hey, I ain't gotta soul, I just got me this big, square beard and some super awesome tats!" But all jokin' aside, I headed on down to Finnietown (that's what us guys call it) on my faux-Victorian unicycle and, what can I say guys, this place is super awesome to the max! The guy who was cuttin' my hair had a super awesome big, square beard just like mine and we kinda just looked at each other and saw the light in each other's eyes and I felt like hi-fivin' this guy already! He even had on these super awesome big, retro specs man, you gotta go check this guy out! I wear big specs too man, don't even need them but I wear them anyway, but you gotta finish off the look somehow guy, ya feel me? So you gotta go check this guy out, he's got this super awesome vintage apron with all things in it (like super extra pocketage goin' on; wonder if he's got a lil pocket for his slaw in there?! Guys I'm only jokin'). So anyways, this guy straight off the bat offered me a Fairtrade espresso OR a Brewski OR a mango juice, I was like are you guys for real?! These guys don't mess around guys, they got soul but I'm not a soldier! Can you feel me? These guys got some super awesome beard oils and this guy knew how to get the best from my four foot wide moustachio guys, it's never been twirled like that guy twirled it! I'm wellin' up here, guys! You gotta go check this joint out. High fives. The only downside was that they didn't have any slaw on the menu, but I guess you can't have it all! Just head on over to Lebowski's after, it's just across the sidewalk, and they have some of the best classic slaw going, along with some pretty super awesome big, square beards goin' down too! Remember to chain up your unicycle though guys, there's a penny farthing thief goin' round in Finnietown and he totally ain't gonna get me, my vintage typewriter OR my unicycle! Full marks for the chopshop guys here guys, you gotta check this joint out. Hell, might even start just hangin' out here for the vibes! Can you feel me? read more