First, a word of caution regarding what I only discovered after a return trip to Smoochee's.... being that the upstairs is a "couples theater", though I only see singles head up those stairs and was only made aware of the existence of such theater when a patron propositioned me and my companion while we sat in our car outside the entrance. The freaks truly do come out at night, especially around closing time. Before you start booking to Smoochee's with your date, keep in mind that the theater gets raided by the vice squad frequently and how embarassing would that be? Now to the actual store review. Well lit though there's a weird cleaning products odor, tons of adult toys, lubes, novelties, cheaply made costumes, bondage items, stripper shoes and appropriately gross bachelor/bachelorette party items among the smoking accessories and junky body jewelry. Looking for an overpriced double phallus, vibrating tongue ring, glasses shaped like boobies or inflatable granny doll? Smoochee's has you covered. Looking for a high quality vibrator or adult item? Smoochee's does NOT have these things, go try Erotic Cabaret instead. With Christmas just around the corner, consider stocking stuffers such as edible underwear, Ancient Chinese tightening cream, a tongue ring with the inviting moniker "SLUT" or a hopping penis wind up toy. Wow, you really shouldn't have! The staff is friendly enough and they even put on a latex glove and put batteries into your toys for you, as there are noooooo returns. Or so I have heard about this place, because I surely wasn't there myself or with any fellow Yelpers! read more

Super kind and super chill! Reyes was so kind to me and made me laugh! Highly recommend coming mondays!!

It was quiet when I went. Maybe about 10 people upstairs. Movies were good. Some tvs didn't work. It smelled a little funny.

After waiting 5 minutes for to potentially by noticed by an employee in this empty store at 11:30 pm I asked the female on duty for assistance. While I'm speaking to her, she was playing on her phone. I went in for a battery for my vape. She was mildly knowledgeable about their products. I got it home, used it once and it no longer charges. I called the store only to be told all sales are final and they "checked" it to see if it was working last night. It worked for 30 minutes. I used to be a patron of Smoochees but after 2 terrible employees.....no more. Take your money elsewhere. read more

Smoochee's - This vape battery worked for 30 minutes max - Adult Shops Near Me - Houston, Texas

As far as the store goes it was decent. My wife bought some nipple clamps she was happy with. The store seemed to carry a decent amount of product. it's nothing special tho. I wouldn't go out my way to shop here vs any other sex shop. However, upstairs ain't it. Bunch of weirdo men just standing around waiting for a woman to show up. They're super creepy in there. They started surrounding us as we were just walking through to check the place out. Every step we took this flock of creepy acting men were on our heels. I literally had to pull my wife close to me because I was concerned for her safety. That's how creepy they are up there. We left immediately. If you're a single woman I wouldn't advise you to go alone. So the store id say is 2/5. Not bad, not good. Regular store Upstairs gets 0/5. The men are weirdo's and sketchy read more

me and my wife go every Friday and Saturday night!we have so much fun, we love watching each other Cumm with someone else, dark comfortable if u are looking to play. we will be there Saturday night, we have hotel for weekend, looking for another couple to join us for the night, very open minded text us 8329559489 only for the weekend!!also interested in fem trans to join us. read more

It feels so refreshing to find a place that I can goon & watch videos in public. Asked an employee which days are the best to go & she said Thursday - Saturday anywhere from 5-9pm. Use this to your advantage. It's a nice atmosphere once you step out of your comfort zone. Don't be scared, just have fun. Overall a great business read more

I'd give them 1 or 2 stars if the staff wasn't SUPER nice and helpful. Seriously.... no fault with them. They are WONDERFUL. i like every nice lady, and one guy, I've met there a lot! My beef is with pricing... I come here a lot to buy Detoxify's Mega Clean product for clean THC testing. They charge $77 + tax ($81 !!!) I've purchased it here 6-7 times in just a 10 month span. I knew it was cheaper online but I don't trust buying this specific product online because I've heard inventory can end up stale and ineffective when purchasers online for some reason just realized/figured out that Vitamin Shoppe sells this thing for ***$39.99*** And there's a location just 1.5miles away!!! How Have I been paying DOUBLE 6-7 times over??!! How can they charge f*ing DOUBLE the going price?!!! I noticed some of their other similar products are equally as overpriced. Never buying this category of product here ever again. read more

Fantastic spot for all things naughty and nice. Terrific staff extremely available to answer all questions. Discrete location and very comfortable atmosphere. read more

Drove 15 minutes out of the way to come into this specific store. No mask because NO ONE ELSE in Houston has required one. Cannot get in. Of course they wouldn't allow us to buy one. They missed a good sell and we WILL NEVER BE BACK. read more

I used to love this place, but has gone way down in recent years, I came with my sister who is from out of town to get some products for her vape , we came from Galveston beach so we had a small trailer with jet skis on the back, we pulled into their empty parking lot, as we are walking in a employee tall heavy set girl comes out and tells us we need to park in the grass and re park, did I already say it was an empty parking lot? AnywAys they lost my business , we knew exactly what we wanted, wouldn't have taken more than 5 minutes, btw their parking lot is very big. I hope the owner is happy with this employee turning away business. read more

Worst smoke shop in Houston. Way over priced. Employees will flirt with your girlfriend and are inappropriate. They have no problem promoting faulty products that you can't return or exchange.Avoid this place or you'll regret it later. read more

Unfortunately, I was that one that had a terrible experience here. I used to shop here every so often but, of course, one late night/early morning I had an unfortunate situation... So, I'm there to take advantage of a text message discount I got saying 25% off and I only want to pick up a few/couple items. I select them, and already I can't use my 25% discount on one of the items..... (red flag one) alright, fine, it's the lesser priced item of the two. The other item I got was an overpriced $30 lighter, so 25% off while it doesn't make it crazy inexpensive, it does bring it down to a price I'm more used to paying for a nice lighter. Ok, so the moron behind the counter begins tell me my total and it sounded wrong and I inquired about my discount, to which he responds, "oh, I forgot to add it," ok, so another red flag... then he tells me a new total, and I don't know why I didn't even do the math in my head despite all the warning signs popping up, and I'm like, "ok, here's my card." Transaction done. Leave the store. Walk to my car. Get in. Look at receipt. "Uh oh," Go back in. Talk to another employee who seems slightly more competent.(I already figured I was fucked and not gonna get my difference back). But she gives me the scripted bullshit response "the manager needs to be here." Sigh.... "fine," Call the next day trying to schedule a time I can pass by and get my difference issued on my card. And of course, I work too so my availability to have this sorted is only so flexible. Long story short, within a 1 week time frame of the overcharge to me finally meeting with the store manager - Jennifer - or whatever, of course gives me the run around, saying something like, "oh, well my associate gave you a discount on something you shouldn't have gotten a discount on so you lucked out." Ok, so first of all, he gave me a 5% discount (not 25%) off a 9 dollar item instead of the $30 dollar lighter - which I got NO discount on. So I lucked out? Wow. I can not believe you just said that. And while I know Smoochee's has no return policy, you fixing this error that your incompetent employee who I assumed you personally trained would be a good show of character, which clearly, you are just a terribly sordid and base individual. I just wish I had known you were gonna screw me over instead of me driving to your shop twice in one week, wasting my gas my time and my money. And while the difference I would've gotten issued back to my card is irrelevant, almost laughable, just the whole ordeal of it all, your lack of principles, unscrupulous nature amongst a slue of other terrible qualities is just so infuriating. read more

I was feeling "naughty" & "adventurous" and needed a super kinky filthy place to let go , to unleash my beast . I was pleased to find a certain class of naughty folk and never felt unsafe. It's a cleaner adult couples theater. We found a couple and a left the main rooms and went into a back corner room. It was a XXXblast. Warning they sell no water down stairs read more

Any couples or females going today or tomorrow me and wife wanna have some fun slim couple young

Awesome late night customer service the lady behind the counter really helped me find some massage oil that smells really good and tastes amazing! read more

Smoochee's - Bf bought this car for me after I was a smooches lingerie customer for 3 wks I looked so sexy he couldn't help it - Adult Shops Near Me - Houston, Texas

I enjoyed it the adult theatre is up stairs good people on Saturday

Awesome place and upstairs is incredible. Workers were fantastic and over all experience was great. Took my wife and she enjoyed every minute once she got over her shyness. read more

Would give zero stars for the horrible service if i could. Went in on Wednesday March 14th at around 6:30pm. Boyfriend could not figure out the door because the sign next to the door just said "Do not yank door. Ring buzzer to the right." For people who are not experienced going to stores with an unlock buzzer, NATURALLY it took him a few tries. But not before the big rude guy who was working could come out and open the door and stick his head out and patronize the crap out of my boyfriend for not understanding it. Your customers should not have to suffer and be belittled because YOU put up a crappy sign that says "ring the buzzer" not "OPEN THE DOOR AFTER RINGING THE BUZZER." MAYBE BE LESS RUDE TO PEOPLE THANKS. Won't be going back. Or recommending it to anyone ever. Hope that employee has a great life of constant power flexes ahead of him and that they make him feel like more of a man. read more

This place sounds very interesting... can girls go alone or they need to come as a couple.

Don't believe theres people there because of the "full parking lot"... straight filth. Random rooms with one tv.. save your money and stay home to watch pornhub.... huge disappointment. Don't waste your time or money.. read more

This seems like such a good idea. I wonder why they dont have more of these type of places.

These place sales toys of please that do not work!My boyfriend payed 59.00 on a Toy to excite our night and the manager said sorry my hands are tired. It don't work o'well! We'll never go here again! read more

Me and my wife love going here after a night out on the town .... we head upstairs have fun then head home ..... the theatre rooms are nice some rooms are open for group play or exhibitionist while others are smaller for more of a private setting read more

Shady, dirty, dishonest and over priced. Charges us $60 extra for being 2 minutes ahead of cutoff time.

Overpriced, even though they promised us if we came back before a certain time we'd be let in for free. We came in with one guy, two beautiful females, and they made us wait for them to clean up the rooms, then tried to charge us for the later "shift" where the theatre prices were super expensive, even though we were the only girls likely to show up. read more

This place was excellent customer service all around. Liked the clothes...a little pricey though. But fun gadgets and gizmos. What freaked me out though was the HORSE POWERED Machine at the back of the store...SCARY. lol. Me and my husband came in here to browse around and came out with some great stuff. Lingerie and costumes are very pretty! read more

The best part of Smoochee's is the staff. They always are willing to take time to assist you and are really quite knowledgeable. The selection is vast and prices are comparable or slightly better than their competitors. I wouldn't recomend the "theater" upstairs as my boyfriemnd and I tried it out and found it to be creepy and quite unsanitary. read more

So is there alot of couples that go or just single men tryin to score on other's women

They double the price of their vapes, no returns or price matches. Don't ever shop here until you've checked online prices first. I bought a vape for 300 thinking it was worth the buy for what i was getting only to realize i could get one online for half that. Called to ask them about it and they were extremely rude when i asked about returns or price matches. read more

This store is ridiculous. My wife and I have been going there for smoking accessories and supplies since they opened. This xmas (2015), my wife wanted to get me some new glasswear and she was not sure what I needed. The salesman sold her something I cannot use. I went back the first day I had off to exchange the item and they refused. I had the reciept and just wanted to buy something I could use which amounted to more $$ than was originally spent. I cannot believe they treat their patrons like this. I now only deal with the shop on Yale near 14th st. The family that owns and operates that store are fair and have better prices anyway. I guess that's what you get when you deal with a sex shop. read more

Me and my wife enjoyed it we had fun by our selfs tho so if any couples whorls like to feel free to message me and can set something up

Smoochee's is good. I went really late last night and it was super slow. I was able to to see is I like it and I did. I met someone and they gave me some good advice when to come and to maybe not come alone. He was super nice. Also the staff wasn't rude at all they were really nice. I will be going back read more

Do they have glory holes in the private rooms, I see a lot of exciting things about the place. Love to go there this weekend. My wife is interested in having fun read more

Used to be a nice clean place that the wife and I enjoyed on more than one occasion. But now it is dirty, smelly, and just down right disgusting. Not to mention all of the freaks that hang out there and ruin your time. Me and wife went and when we walked upstairs there were a bunch of scrounge looking guys sitting around texting and such. We walked thrust and it was like a parade behind us. When we turned around we had to weave our way thru them to get the hell out of there. Was really a scary place to put it mildly. Do these gross guys really think that a couple would even consider playing around with them? To bad because in the past we had alot of fun here meeting other couples for some adult fun. Guess those days are over. read more

There parking is a joke like the dark haired half shaved rude girl that works at night. Needed one item and I'm disabled but that girl waited for me to completely get out of my car and walk up to the door to tell me I couldn't park in the employee parking area. Wow it's not labeled employee and she proceeded to tell me that since she didn't know me she wasn't gonna loose her job over me parking there so I needed to move. I moved and went in and asked where the handicap parking was and she more than tried to laugh at me about that, wow really. So when I asked her if she could just help me so I could get out of there she didn't move a muscle instead she had the other girl come and help me. Wow I have never been treated so rudely in my life. She will learn soon that that attitude gets you no where in life. I'm a paying customer who pays your paycheck. Have an ounce of respect. Still trying to figure out why there isn't any handicap parking guess I will go to the city for the answer. read more

Well I have been going here on Saturdays for quite some time with my Husband and we have never seen Vice before... However I have had my fair share of creeps.. BUT the staff quickly took care of the situation for me because I told them that I felt uncomfortable... they took me to the side and said if I should ever feel uncomfortable to let them know and they will handle the situation.. Me and my girlfriends always go get our "wands" here as well as our bullets... they have an amazing section.. and they are very intelligent about their products... The Horse powered machine was a HUUUUGE laugh I didn't know they even made those.. The staff is very friendly and they make you feel like you are in a regular store instead of an Adult store.. which to me makes me feel better and not so guilty.. I remember one time whenever my husband and I came out the theater that damn mannequin was standing by the stairs and I thought it was a girl trying to grab his ass.. I almost broke it.. ha ha! read more

Went there Saturday July 12, 2014 with my girlfriend. They have done some work to the couples theater. There are now two large areas with couches up against the wall and large screens showing porno. It was rather crowded when we arrived around 12:30am. The front gathering area was tranquil. All the couches had couples on them, but they were all just watching the porno showing on the big screen. The back area was more lively. Each couch had a couple engaged in sex. All oral sex. My gf and I sat on a couch and she began giving me a lap dance. She wore a dress and had no underwear. I pulled up her dress to expose her ass and pussy for the crowd. After about 5 minutes i pullled out my dick and she sucked me then sat on it and we fucked. Another couple came over and stood next to us. The female began rubbing my gf, then pulled out her big titties and my gf and i sucked on them. The guy pulled out his cock and my gf pulled on it and briefly sucked it. The other male then began fingering my gf and i was fingering his girl and sucking her tits. My gf came hard. I couldnt cum due to so many people looking on, i was too aware and couldnt lose myself in the moment. We then departed. You can get pretty wild in this place if you want to. It was $10 per person to get in and they only allow couples and single women on friday and saturday. No need to worry about a bunch of single guys leering about. read more