This was, without competition, the worst haunted house I have ever been to.
We have just moved here from the Midwest, so my comparison to other haunted houses is based off of those. And I understand that there are not a lot of options for haunted houses in the area.
That being said, this was still a disappointment to say the least. First of all, we arrived to purchase our tickets. Online it states that the event was open form 7pm to 11pm. But when we got to the ticket counter, a sign said that this particular Saturday (the 26th) did not open until 9pm. We entered the line around 8:15pm and were told things would open up around 8:30pm or 9:00pm, so this wasn't too frustrating up front. Luckily we had planned on leaving right at 7pm, but were running late, otherwise this would have been annoying to find out. I checked back on their website, and it says absolutely nothing about this particular date opening at a later time.
Now there were 2 lines - one for general admission, and one for the vip fast passes. Thankfully we came when we did because the general admission line grew farther than my eye could see back to the street. The line(s) did indeed start moving right before 9pm, so that was good. However, this line leads up the stairs into the stadium and heads over to yet another line that finally leads into the actual "haunted house".
Ok, so here is where I start to really be upset. Now, every haunted house to which I have every been has had a "fast pass" option. So I am fully aware and understanding of how that works. But NEVER have I been to a place where the general admission and fast pass lanes lead into ONE entrance. As we got closer to the entrance, there is a man acting like a nightclub bouncer, who lets in groups from each line. He would let around 4 groups from the fast pass in, and then 1 group from the general admission. And by group, I mean whoever you came there with. Sometimes this meant just 2 people. So there were times where we would watch 4 groups of 4 go from the fast pass lane, and 1 group of 2 go from the general admission lane. This was painstaking to watch, and just pretty much shamed us in our decision to not buy fast passes.
So by the time I could actually see the entrance, it was about 10pm. And then, a light goes out at the entrance, completely stopping everything. Now I am fully understanding of technical difficulties, but as people scrambled to try and fix the situation not ONE worker did anything to let the crowd know what was going on and to thank them for their patience. Again, frustrating and not acceptable.
Then, FINALLY, at around 10:15pm we reached the entrance. This is when we find out why they let you in with only the group you came in - they take a photo of you in the entrance to try and sell to you later. Now, I can appreciate getting a photo with just your group, but when there is a crowd this large waiting to get in, it is absolutely inefficient.
Of course, all of this waiting and freezing our butts off could have been alleviated if we were walking into an amazing haunted house. And with the size of the venue (a baseball stadium), we expected a large production. Well, that's not what we got. Instead, we got to go to an elevator and ride down to YET ANOTHER LINE. After that, FINALLY we can walk through the various parts uninterrupted. I will give props for the physical construction of the sets. But as far as the actors go, there was not one person who was trying to actually be scary. I mean, if you get scared by people staring at you and kind of popping out of places, then this is the haunted house for you. It was completely understaffed for the size of the venue.
To make matters worse, the path through is not continuous. But rather, it is in sections. And you are guided to these sections by security guards/employees sitting on their cell phones and explaining where to go in monotoned boredom. Why would they not have characters who lead you from place to place and attempt for further scares? This just takes you out of the setting and makes you very aware that you are just in a baseball stadium, not a haunted house.
We were through everything by about 10:40pm. No grand finale or clear ending. Just a girl saying "Follow the lights up those stairs", and you're back where you started. We couldn't run to our car and drive off fast enough.
Sorry, but this is not even remotely worth the $17 admission, and certainly not worth more for the fast pass. I would not go back there next year if they decided to make it free. While we were in line, a teenage girl came back out of the entrance crying. The only thing I can figure out is that she was sad that she lost $17 on this disappointment. read more