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Okkkkkk…read more.. SOOOOO!!! Where in the world do I even BEGIN?! Chileeee, let me tell y'all something!
Picture this: Friday night, 6:30-7:00 PM, and the restaurant is EMPTY. Not a soul in sight! Baby, I should've read the room! The room was practically screaming, "TURN AROUND!" and I ignored every warning sign.
But hey, the place was clean, the atmosphere was cool, and the vibes were giving potential! So I'm thinking, "Okayyy, this might be a hidden gem!"
The waitress comes over, takes our drink order, and let me tell you, she was SWEET, polite, and genuinely hospitable. Her customer service was refreshing! No complaints there, honey!
**BUT THEN... THE FOOD ENTERED THE CHAT.**
Y'ALLLLLL!!! WHAT IN THE CAJUN CONFUSION WAS THIS?!?!
The building says *Cajun Seafood Boil.* I said, "Okay, let's get into it!" Except... we did NOT get into a seafood boil. We got seafood swimming in what tasted like spaghetti sauce!
I'm talking Ragu and Chef Boyardee got together, fell in love, and had a seafood boil baby! And unfortunately, that baby was NOT ready to be served!
The sauce was SO THICK it was giving seafood gravy! Sweet, heavy, and absolutely NOT what I expect when I order a Cajun seafood boil. Listen, I don't know who approved this recipe, but somebody's taste buds need a wellness check!
Now, to be fair, the seafood itself was cooked properly. The crab meat wasn't sticking to the shell, and the shrimp were cooked well. So I'll give credit where credit is due! But that sauce? BABYYYY... that was where everything went left!
Unfortunately, this new spaghetti-sauce-meets-seafood-boil situation is a HARD PASS for me!
**MY FINAL VERDICT: 10/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND.**
And listen, I'm not saying you won't like it. Taste buds are personal, and somebody out there might absolutely LOVE it! But for ME? NEVER AGAIN!
Chile, I've already taken some Kaopectate, and I'm just gonna leave that right there.
**EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!**
The waitress was lovely, the restaurant was clean, but that food? Whew! Lord, have mercy and pass the antacid!
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