On May 9, I learned there were several burglaries in the areas near my home, all happening on the same day. As a result, I called Simplisafe to order a security system. I spoke with Maria Evans who told me they offer a way for people to install a system themselves. I told her I am disabled and she gave me the name of the only certified installer near me.
Maria said I would need to call them myself, and quoted me a price of $150 for the install itself. She then tried to contact them, and our line went dead. She called back quickly and gave me the number to call.
Maria then said, since I was frantic, I could place an indoor camera myself. I once again told her I am disabled and I would not know the correct spot to place it, or the correct angle, so it could capture my living room. She said, "Just place it on a flat surface and the camera would capture the whole room." Again, I told her again told I am disabled and not comfortable trying to install a security device myself. She replied, "Well, I installed my own system, you shouldn't have any problems." I joked about setting the alarm sign on my lawn to provide a subtle sign to a burglar, and she said, "I suppose that could work. Just unpack everything and put the sign up yourself."
She then charged my debit card for $321.13, and said the next step would be to call the installer and set an install date. I asked what am I supposed to do if their earliest was July 4. She told me there is another installer in my area that could do the work, but they were not a certified installer, so Simplisafe could not guarantee the work was done correctly.
I called the "certified" installer, and the person sounded bored. I told her I had just bought a Simplisafe system and needed to schedule an install ASAP. She asked what all they would be installing, and I read the invoice that was emailed to me. She told me the price to install would be $180. (Simplisafe sales had told me $150). She told me they did not have any available openings for an install. She put me on hold and after 5 minutes, came back, and asked me to call them back in an hour (it was already past 5pm). I carefully reviewed the invoice Maria had sent to me. Despite telling her I have two doors, Maria ordered 11.
I called them back after the hour, and no one answered. I waited on hold for 20 minutes.
During my talk with Maria, she said she recognized I was nervous, so she would expedite the order so I would receive it as quickly as possible. While reviewing the invoice, I found she had entered my order normally - no effort to rush the order. read more