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    3.9 (8 reviews)

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    Red River Brewing Company & Distillery

    Red River Brewing Company & Distillery

    3.9
    (588 reviews)
    30.5 mi
    $$
    Kitchen open late
    Outdoor seating

    Best place I've ever been to up north this place is touched by angels. Top tier service top tier…read moredrinks. Not to sure what all the negative comments are about! Ruben is Firme so is the chilton and cheese curds!! Beautiful view of the mountains is a plus

    Red River Brewing Company & Distillery is a large restaurant in Red River, NM. They accommodated…read moreour party of 11 just fine on August 1, 2026. It was about a 15 minute wait to get a table on a very busy Saturday afternoon. I am bumping up my review since it was a dog-friendly restaurant. Our server, Arthur, graciously brought me more water for my dog and offered me a bowl even though I already had both. For starters I had a Whiskey Smash ($14.75). I enjoyed it. I sampled a taste from my brother's beer flight ($18). My mom's Desperado Mexi Lager also. They were mostly enjoyable. Red apple cider was probably something I would have on the front porch. For lunch I had the BBQ brisket sandwich ($12.50) with fries, pickles, and onions. They did not skimp on the meat. There was BBQ at the table which I added because the brisket was a bit flavorless. I chuckled when our server brought the mac and cheese out to my ultra picky nieces. He stated to my sister-in-law that it was in fact the Kraft-style mac, but it wasn't. I mean maybe he should learn what that means first of all. But second... Can you believe those kids are so picky that they didn't eat a single bite? Eight dollars per bowl with a side. Wow. My kids would starve the rest of the afternoon if their food smelled and tasted half way decent. Lol. I can almost hear the mutterings at my parenting style. Hey at least I drank my overpriced whiskey cocktail. Because our party was so large, automatic gratuity of 18% was added to our ticket. The women's restroom was small and mostly clean, but awkward entering and exiting with other women and girls crammed inside. I did not like how tables in our area were left untouched long after other patrons left. If I had my choice, I would probably opt for an alternative place next time. I was not that impressed by the staff's overall indifference to all the patrons. RATING BREAKDOWN (3 stars overall, bumped up because they were dog-friendly!) Food: 4 | Service: 3 | Ambiance: 3 | Price: 3

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    RRBC looking good at night
    Fun crowds at night and live music most weekends
    Fun crowds at night and live music most weekends
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