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    Setai Hotel Miami

    4.2 (342 reviews)
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    Beautiful entrance setting you up for the perfect tourist trap
    Graciela L.

    When people talk about tourist traps in Miami, The Setai could easily make the list. I went for dinner with genuinely high expectations given its reputation, but the experience fell far short. We were seated around the fountain to watch what was meant to resemble a Cirque du Soleil-style show. The setting is exquisite and charming setting you to the perfect trap. The show felt uncomfortable like the performers were being treated as showpieces in a colosseum. Watching the showgirls hang by their hair or balance painfully on their necks felt more awkward than entertaining, especially while trying to enjoy dinner. The wine selection was watery and didn't complement the meal at all. The appetizers were another disappointment: dumplings that tasted like they were bought at a supermarket and boiled, and a "salad" that was literally a chunk of lettuce with a couple slices of avocado and tomatoes. It might be the most effortless salad ever served. The tacos, which had the most potential, were small and poorly balanced in portion. For the main course, a basic grilled chicken isn't what you expect at a high-end dinner, and the salmon topped with curry felt like an attempt to disguise a less-than-fresh cut. Good salmon only needs a touch of lemon and butter--no heavy dressing required. Even the rice was stiff and unimpressive. Then came the desserts. Sharing a plate of fruit felt like a joke, but the real punchline was the actual desserts. The almond chocolate cake tasted bland, and the cheesecake with fruit sorbet had the texture and flavor of boxed pudding. To top it all off, the service was careless and disengaged. And of course, the ticket to this tourist trap will leave a painful dent in your pocket, an expense that's absolutely not worth a dime. At this point, I can only recommend that you "Setai-away" from this experience.

    Dinner at the hotel restaurant, Jaya.
    Michelle T.

    Our stay at the Setai was good. The decor is elegant and exotic, and the staff was very welcoming. I was celebrating my birthday and upon check in, there was a delicious passion fruit birthday custard waiting for me in the room. This was a very thoughtful touch and really elevated the experience. The only issues we encountered that hold it back from a five star rating, was the cramped, almost cluttered feeling of the room. It's like it just had too much stuff in it. The toiletries were also off-putting. The signature scent was very generic and almost reminded me of an air freshener from the dollar store. The location on Collins Avenue is great and there's beach and pool access even though we did not partake. We did walk alongside the pools but decided there were just so many people around that it was anything but peaceful. We dined in the Hotel's restaurant, Jaya for dinner as well as breakfast and had great food. For some reason, yelp is restricting reviews for that restaurant at the moment, so let me just work in a good word for the food and great service we had there. The only miss was my dessert was not very good, but the rest of the meal was excellent, and they had contortionists perform once an hour. Overall the Setai is a good hotel, but with the cluttered room and the crowded pool area, it just feels a little bit extra- but not in a good way. At this price, it should feel a bit more exclusive, and in some instances, it feels too commercialized. There was a lot of swag and exorbitantly priced mini-bar novelties that it detracted from the ambiance.

    The Setai Lobby
    Genesis T.

    Setai Hotel is an Asian inspired luxury hotel in Miami Beach with a beautiful Zen inspired lobby. Big and spacious rooms and gorgeous views, stylish serenity and tranquil atmosphere. Good and delicious food from its restaurant, Jaya at the Setai. Attentive and exceptional service from its staff members. Check it out!

    Entrance to brunch
    Jacob F.

    It is good and overall better quality than most brunches with plenty of options. Included in the brunch is champagne, rose, mojitos, espresso martinis and you can order additional drinks off theme he not included in the brunch price. The staff was good at removing plates and refilling. You have 2-hours to sit drink and eat and are a little hostile when cutting you off. He wouldn't fill our drinks up when we had 5 minutes and still waiting on paying. I thought that was the only issue which made us feel unwelcome. Besides that good service.

    Andrew I.

    We stayed here while in Miami for a wedding. This was hands down the best hotel I've ever stayed in. It is a 5 star hotel for a reason. There is so many positive things to say that I will probably miss a bunch, but I will try to recap as best as possible. Through American Express, we were upgraded from a regular room to a suite which I think made my stay more enjoyable. We were given private transportation to and from the hotel. Upon arriving, we were greeted by multiple employees. With a few exceptions, the entire staff were extremely friendly and outgoing. Whether the pool, beach, check in, entry,etc. we were always greeted and made to feel welcome. We were told to leave our bags on the cart in the lobby and would be brought up after we checked in. We were given drinks and cool towels while we waited. The lobby always had someone outside directing cars and what I think was security always at the front entry. The elevator going up could only be activated with a room key. You could only access your floor. The room was amazing. We had a balcony suite. There was a comfortable lounge chair and other chairs to relax on the balcony. The fridge had complimentary drinks that were restocked daily. They also had room service and Jaya which is the restaurant located on the main level. Breakfast was complimentary if staying in the suites. The suites had a full kitchen and other items that you wouldn't bring on a trip. They let you borrow a beach bag for your stay that is in the room. Beautiful clean bathrooms with jacuzzi, amazing shower, and a bidet. My favorite part of the hotel was probably the pool area. They had 3 pools with different temperatures of 75, 85 and 90 degrees. The pool was 24 hours and was lit up beautifully at night. The staff at the pool were amazing. You would pick the pool and they would set you up in chairs or a cabana. They would cover the comfortable chairs with a fitted towel and give you regular towels and complimentary aluminum water bottles. The beach staff were also great. Pick a spot and decide if you want an umbrella. If so, they would drill a hole in the sand for easy placement. I would one thousand percent stay here again when I'm in Miami. Five stars!

    Birthday dessert
    Tamara M.

    Celebrated a birthday at their Sunday brunch. Vibrant energy, live music, lots of good food options. A great place for a high energy celebration.

    Entrance
    Shirley J.

    We had a Saturday brunch here it was great. Soon as we walked in we loved the vibe it's super nice and cool with the misters on in there. The service was amazing and the food was delicious every station was clean and well stocked very good we can't wait to return on Sunday for the jazz brunch !!

    Lamb
    Katherine D.

    Visited the Setai for our anniversary and enjoyed a wonderful three course meal with a beautiful performance by their dancers! Our experience was absolutely wonderful - the staff congratulated us on our anniversary and made sure that the evening was lovely and romantic. The food was soooooooo good - we ordered so many good things, but the highlight was the lamb. Perfectly cooked and seasoned - 10/10

    Eric S.

    Gorgeous venue overlooking the beach, with stylish design and a refined clientele. Perfect for a relaxing dinner or a few drinks--an all-around awesome experience. Setai Resort truly has it all: a beautiful pool, beachfront bar, and an upscale fine dining restaurant. In my opinion, it's one of the most luxurious choices in Miami. They even offer a few different bottles of kosher wine, which is a rare and thoughtful touch.

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    I love everything about this hotel excited to make it back soon. The pool, the food, the energy. It never disappoints. Classic Miami.

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    The Best Hotel in South Beach and "The Place To Be!" I can not say enough positive things about my stay.

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    Booked via Amex travel and a part of Marriott Bonvoy Gold, got a lot of perks. Will explain below…read more Located in south Miami, literally by the beach front. Have adult pool and regular pool. Very windy here, so it is still cold even though we are in 73 degree weather. Valet only Spacious lobby and seating area. When we checked in, we were greeted with a very warm sweet gal. Thanked us for being a Marriott Bonvoy gold members. Since we book via Amex travel hotel collection, our room automatically upgraded, daily breakfast for 2 $40 per person, $100 credit to use for anything in the property, early check in, guarantee 4pm check out and complimentary wi-fu. And we got complimentary cocktails. On top of that, we got complimentary sparking water and 2 jars of snacks for being Marriott Bonvoy gold member. Awesome. Note: your room has complimentary bottle waters everyday, if you need more, ask concierge downstairs or your room service. Room: Very specious bedroom and bathroom. Has nespresso coffee machine, tea. Fridge and other stuff. Very odd closets in the corner, basically you need to close one closet in order to open the other one. Has iron, iron board. Has balcony with view. The w beach bag for purchase only. Hotel: 2 restaurants: the chow, Chinese restaurant, and the grove for your breakfast, lunch and dinner. Theres spa, gym, courts Scan and download their w south beach app available at the concierge as you check in to see their daily activities. There's bicycles for hotel guests to use. You can ride or walk along every where via path way . The hotel is looks nice but some doors, locks and some fixtures are damaged and broken, it looks run down. Valet parking is an independent company, so you pay them separately from Hotel, its about $65/night

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    Loew Hotel, with its enchanting ambiance, was a favorite among my eldest cousin, who used to own a…read moreChicago art gallery. She would spend a week here during the Basel art fair. The hotel's interior was truly beautiful, featuring a grand fountain that used to be a centerpiece. However, the Thai hotel next door left no water for the fountain, giving it a rather dormat-like appearance. We would often venture outside to admire the hotel's beautiful garden, which was lit up with candles and had a stunning swimming pool outside the lounge bar. Unfortunately, the bar itself was too dark, leaving everything in shadow. Despite this, the rooftop restaurant served delicious Brazilian cuisine and had friendly customer service! We were glad we never stayed at the hotel only to visit when we could while we lived in Miami before we moved out of the country for great decades!

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    11 years since I was last here. I stayed recently for my birthday. I like this place because it is…read moreon a relatively quiet street, and is on the bay, facing west, with a great sunset and view of the skyline. We reserved a 2 bedroom suite. I asked repeatedly for an early, 2pm check-in. When I go there around 2:15, the front desk area was in chaos. There were 2 people being waited on and I was first in line, but had to wait for ~10 minutes to get any attention. Even with repeated communication, the room was not ready. My kids were heading into melt down mode. Not a great start. I got a call at 2:45 that my room was ready. We headed back around 4 and then it was the same chaos, and very long wait to get our 1 piece of luggage. Once upstairs, the hotel is very neat and tidy and our room was a 2 bedroom suite with a balcony, facing the bay and city. The condition and working order of the room, bathroom, and kitchenette were excellent. We loved the minimalist aesthetic. They did have a happy bday card and some chocolates for me in my room - a very nice touch. The main event downstairs is the pool area. They had a DJ playing vibey lounge music and it was packed with people chilling and drinking as mature adults. Definitely not a wild spring break scene. The pool is heated, too. The best is being in the pool as the sun sets - very magical as the place goes from day to night. Great hotel - lousy front desk. I reviewed the restaurant, Baia, separately - great waterfront vibes, so-so food, and disorganized service.

    Note this place does not accept Apple Pay- Terrible…read more The staff here is absolutely terrible and inattentive. I went to order an empanada from the front and the man that was behind the counter (after taking a 80 payment for 3 food items and 2 coffees..) walked to the front desk gave the girl a hug went outside did some stuff and then came back to make our drinks. I don't even understand what happened there there was one employee working behind and he just walked away. I was told from the front desk that they only have one available cart for us to use and that the carts they had the previous day "disappeared"- the bellman was incredibly rude and laughed at me bc I asked how the carts from yesterday just disappeared... (might've been a bad question but a place like this that is so expensive... it makes no sense to have 1 cart in the entire hotel) I had to ask I believe a manager(Sebastian) he was so incredibly helpful and got us what we needed and really was the only helpful staff member there he rocks, he apologized oh behalf of the other staff and was helpful and patient with the situation! The food was probably the worst food I have ever eaten- they need to figure out that situation first. For the prices they charge I really wanted to tell the chef face to face how bad it was. The fish was over cooked to the point it was literally so crispy like a French fry there was no moisture left in the fish. The fries (were very good) the coleslaw had no flavor it tasted like mayo and cabbage like nothing else seemed to be in it.. somehow bland... The fish was bland. The tartar sauce was bland. Somehow even the horseradish sauce they gave me was bland. It was sincerely the worst fish fry I have ever eaten in my entire life. And I do not say that lightly........Really haven't had an experience like this anywhere else it was utterly ridiculous absolutely laughable for what they charge and the location. The best part if my meal was the fried and ketchup. So sad. The pastries? The chefs makes pretty croissants but the filling is absolutely terrible it was like curry chicken and peppers nothing like a chicken empanada.. didn't have any beef options all in all I would absolutely never recommend this place to anybody ever. Seems like it's going downhill or staff just doesn't care! I've seen the other recent reviews and they aren't great.. Doesn't seem like they let the chefs put anything on the menu themselves and really streamlined the whole thing terribly. I would not recommend this hotel unless you want rude service and terrible food. The only good thing about this place is that it's on the water..

    Setai Hotel Miami - hotels - Updated August 2026

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