Caves. I love them. When it's July, a million degrees out, and you want to cool off, they are a great place to be. That reason alone means all caves should get 5 stars. But I'm not rating nature, I'm rating the experience.
It was... Kind of ok.
The "Caviest Cave" was pretty interesting itself. Alot of climbing up and down slippery "stairways". The ceilings were pretty low in most spots. This is not somewhere you want to bring your very young children. Not even to carry. Not for the elderly, or anyone with physical limitations. You don't need to be a gymnast, but it might help. I didn't have any problems personally, but I did witness others struggling. I would highly recommend you put your pride in check if you have any sort of issues like this or with being in small spaces. I can't imagine what kind of insane nightmare it would be to have to get a stretcher in and out of this Crack.
I was surprised to see port-o-pots as restroom facilities. This place has been around awhile and I would have thought actual restrooms would have been installed by now. Also, not an issue for me, but I felt it worth mentioning.
The staff, generally we're pleasant. The gift shop was disappointing, typical really. I was hoping to get a souvenir that was more relevant to the location, but settled for post cards. Alot of geodes, shells, shark teeth... None of which were likely ever found here. The shells tipped me off to that. There were shells there that are really only found along the southern east coast... So... Yeah. Im not paying for that. (That being said, there is actually evidence of shells fossilized in the caves, just definitely not the type available for sale.) Also, there was alot of "Native American-ish" stuff there... The music playing, the bad incense, which was really strong, smelled like my high school ex trying to hide his weed. So yeah, super "Indian" cliche. (The guide mentioned them once, no idea what she said, I'll get to that in a minute... But using context clues, I suspect they didn't have alot of relevant history at this location.) The gem mining is fun... For kids. Not true panning. Bags of dirt, with planted objects. But hey, safer and more fun than the trash and needle ridden creek at any park these days so I say go for it. I do like that the entire property has been run by the same family since the very beginning. That was cool.
The tour itself, was semi informative. The guides seem to know the Information they were given very well. They don't particularly like questions regarding formation, or oxygen levels, or the wiring they use to light the place, or anything that may stray from the que cards. They seem to like to make jokes to keep everyone happy... Which can also mean sarcasm directed at any questions not in line with thier training. I really wanted to ask if we were actually climbing around underneath the cemetery directly adjacent to the property, but having already been shrugged off and pinned as annoying, I chose not too. To bad, because that would have been really interesting, and semi creepy, to know.
Most of the time the guide could not be heard. She was loud enough, but the group chatter, and the chatter and scuffle from other passing groups, made that impossible. Not thier fault of course, but maybe something they could have mentioned in the beginning. Like a "please be quiet if a guide is speaking" speech, to remind others that some people paid $17 to learn something, not just climb around in a hole in the ground and complain about the stairs.
The water was clear that day, which is about all they know about it. You can drink from it. It is cold. But they have no idea what is swimming around in it, as a matter of fact, the designated water girl I asked, when I pointed it out, had never noticed before. Which was pretty sad. Cave dwelling animals, or fish, are operating on an entirely different ecosystem than what we are accustom too. Definitely something people may find interesting. I hope they look into it. There was also evidence of raccoons and other animals about at level 6, which if pretty far down... But they only seem to want to talk about bats.
There is alot of room for improvement here in the guide training and educational aspect. I have seen worse of course, but I am confident they could do better here. I'd like to return in a few years, to see what has changed. read more