Ladies, don't lie - y'all know we all have 'em - a "whisker" or two... where we ain't supposed to…read more Or if you don't yet - well, just you wait, Miss Thang...
To all my fuzzy wuzzy sisters out there - this is the review that is going to save you a ton of TIME and MONEY, and y'all owe me big for this one. So here goes ELECTROLYSIS 101: The Basics.
After a year of plucking in my car mirror (oh my goodness girls, whateva u do - DON'T PLUCK! it makes them come back BLACKER and THICKER till you've got it goin' on like Poncho Villa) I just couldn't deal with my macho man prickles any longer.
I tried out pretty much all the electrologists in town. Seriously, I shopped around 'cuz I'm on a budget and I don't have money to be throwing around. And since I didn't know too much about electrolysis, they all seemed pretty much the same, more or less. I'd get all these little red zits, and, unlike my money, the hair wasn't going a-n-y-w-h-e-r-e.
I finally came to Be A New Creation Spa on the recommendation of a long time friend (of mine) and client (of theirs). Her exquisitely feminine chin and upper lip is smooth as a jar of honey, and had surreptitiously been the focus of my envy for quite a while before I wrangled her out of her little secret. Once there, I realized what was wrong with all those other places I'd been: they'd been zapping and then PLUCKING my dang hairs!!!
See - it's like this, girls: killing a hair takes a lot of experience - the electrolygist has to slide this little tiny probe into the hair follicle and, basically, use her electrolygist's intuition to sense when it hits right where the root grows. Then she can deliver a little electrical zap and it kills the follicle so the hair doesn't grow back. Ever. Yessssssss!
The problem is, it takes a super steady hand, a sharp eye, and YEARS to develop the intuition to know when you're in that follicle right where you're supposed to be. You can be too shallow and miss the bulb, or you can go too deep and pierce the skin. And you can only zap around in there so many times before the follicle gets all pissed off and develops a nice whitehead. That's when, if they haven't gotten it yet - they just PLUCK it out and move on. And what does PLUCKING do to our hairs, class?
Of course they don't TELL you that they goofed it - they just say "ooooooh, darn, that one was stubborn!" and change the subject, while you're paying to make your chin even hairier than it was before. See how that works?
This is the DIFFERENCE at Be A New Creation Spa, plain and simple. I've had appointments with hair removal gurus Roberta and Christine ... and one other talented lass, whose name escapes me at the moment... but the point is - THEY NEVER HAVE HAD TO PLUCK A SINGLE HAIR. Not one... single... one.
Bottom line - I get my money's worth each and every time. It's simply a matter of talent and experience, and these ladies have well over a decade of it.
To top it all off - I've spent more other places, but NEVER less!! And if you pre-pay for a package (really, it's the way to go) you can save a mint.
My horrible little patch of hairs has become just a memory ...that I'll repress ...and in time, come to deny altogether... "ME...with a Poncho Villa 'stache??! Girl, you lie like a rug! Why, my chin has ALWAYS been softer than Tinkerbell's heiney ...in mink underoos..."
Last but not least, these women are kind, and REAL, and I don't know about you, but I appreciate that. Last thing I need when I'm getting my 'stache tamed is some bottle blonde Bambi grinning up in my face with one of those ha ha you got witch hairs snickers.
Yup, they are true sisters, who know that peri-menapause just aint cool (literally -haha), and will strain their eyes and their backs so that you and I can feel like women again, instead of extras on Bonanza, or that guy from the Treasure of the Sierra Madres who goes, 'Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! ...I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges! ... Head 'em off at the pass!'
