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    4.4 (233 reviews)
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    Half pepperoni. Half Honey I Shrunk the Pickle
    Jen F.

    Small place, mostly for taking out but still a few tables. We ordered a half-pepperoni, half-"Honey I Shrunk the Pickle" pizza. I gotta say, the latter of the two was definitely my favorite. With ricotta, Mikes hot honey, pepperoni, and pickle chips, the flavors are so unique but work SO well together, especially with the ricotta. I was not expecting to love a "pickle" flavor so much. I paid for extra ranch but I was also given two ranch sauces for free, which I didn't realize. The ranch definitely makes it even more delicious!!

    Quarter Veggie - NW Quarter Cheese - NW Quarter - Honey I Shrunk the Pickle- NW
    Isabel C.

    Cool little hangout spot! They have a variety of beers and a couple of ciders. Wish they had more cider options though. The pizza was really good and I absolutely love the fact that your able to pick quarter pies, which gives you the option to pick one of each of their pizzas. The service is great. Fast/ short and simple. Definitely will be back.

    1/4 Square Pizzas
    Carlo G.

    Wouldn't call the 'pizza' here pizza. I visited this restaurant for a casual and cheap Sunday dinner. The interior is small, but cozy. The server was also nice. My friend and I ended up ordering and sharing the Veggie and The #4 1/4 square pizzas. The presentation of the pizzas wasn't the best, they looked like a bunch of ingredients dumped onto slices of bread. Both of the pizzas were decent tasting and the texture was crispy. On the #4, I wasn't the biggest fan of the sausage quality, but did like the dollop of ricotta. Both of the pizzas were very rich, but I liked the side of ranch which helped cut the richness and was creamy and refreshing. Overall, I wouldn't call these pizzas. I know they're based on the square pizzas of Detroit, but these seemed more like loaded focaccias. I wish these were more cheesy, so they would actually be pizzas. I wouldn't necessarily come back here again, but if someone gave me these pizzas, I would probably eat them.

    Robert F.

    A short weekend in Portland but we tried to check out a few pizza places and this was pizza place number two. A tiny spot with some seating and you order at the counter. We had just previously ate a few slices so we opted to split a slice of pepperoni. I believe the dough was par baked or it was a reheat slice based on the burning of some of the pepperoni but the slice still tasted good. All orders come with their signature ranch. I grew up in New York and we don't put ranch on pizza but I tried it.. the sauce was thick and creamy and had a good garlic punch. Side note, they are completely cashless; card only.

    Menu & Ambiance
    Ankit P.

    The Veggie pizza is unique and very filling, with a nice touch of spice with the Calabrian Chillies. All the toppings went really well together which was a pleasant surprise considering that I normally don't go for Mushrooms or Kalamata olives. Definitely worth trying! Also each order comes with their side ranch, which was on point as well.

    The #4
    Hannah W.

    Inside the Loro Cafe! Another Ranch expansion into the Montavilla neighborhood. Super friendly customer service and the pizza tastes the same across all locations!

    Pepperoni Whole Pie - NW
    Matt O.

    We ordered the pepperoni pizza and added sausage, and the Caesar salad. The salad was crisp and the pizza was hot. We ate it in the shop so the freshest it could be. I'm not from Portland but if I ever came back I would make a stop here. The service was quick and friendly. The shop is a little small but didn't get over crowded at all. Perfect for a date night or just if you're craving some pizza!

    Quarter Cheese
    Caroline T.

    Square / Detroit style pizzas always catch my attention, so of course my curiosity led me to Ranch pizza. Ordered ahead for pickup before the wind came through, and it was ready on time. Even with a bit of a drive, the slices were still hot. Really appreciated that they boxed the order, even with only 3 slices. For those not hungry enough to commit to the full sheet of squares, the quarter slices are the way to go and a great way to have a pizza tasting. Both the cheese and #4 were well cooked (crispy on the edge but still had a soft middle). I wish the #4 had a bit more sauce to balance the sausage and ricotta, but it was still a party for my taste buds. If I order again the next time I'm in town, I may need to add my own Mike's Hot Honey to the slices. Will buy again!

    Quarter Cheese Pizza
    Kamron H.

    I neither like square pizza nor ranch, but this place converted me to both! Pizza here is really good and you'll end up having an extra slice even if you weren't planning on it. If I hadn't ate at tilamook right before I would've had a whole pie instead of just 2 slices

    Xavier I.

    Wednesday 9/20/23 While doing pizza searches (via Yelp) for my upcoming Portland trip, I found ranch pdx which is known to serve good Detroit style pizza and I was ready for it. I got a pepperoni whole pie ($28.50) for takeout. The pizza was very underwhelming and overpriced ($28.50 for normal size pizza square slices is crazy). Had family and friends that tried it and they were underwhelmed as well: stating how greasy the pizza was. The ranch wasn't anything special and was average at best. I really wanted to like the pizza but couldn't. The high expectations I had completely fell flat. I personally wouldn't get it again and would rate it as the worst pizza I had in Portland during my visit.

    Pepperoni pizza with red onions and extra crispy cooked! Damn delicious
    Robert G.

    So, my first evening in Portland I had ranch PDX pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni and ranch dressing. They were very generous and giving me extra dressing even though I paid for three they gave me three extra ones for free. The crust was delicious and the pepperoni was cooked to my liking, crispy. The ambience was understandably due to the small size of the place, but it was still nice to visit and the customer service was friendly. I would definitely come back again and try their pizza. Normally, I love thin crust, but I definitely could throw in this Detroit style pizza much more often due to the passion that they display with their damn pizza!

    Hannah B.

    Awesome! Did a pick up order, the pizza was ready and hot when I got there. We did a 1/2 and 1/2 with some additions. The crust is thick and fluffy with some crunch on the outside layer. The toppings had some awesome flavor. I and a ranch dressing fiend and let me just tell you! I love their ranch! Saw they had lots of locations, will be going back for more.....it's a long drive from Salem, but I think it's worth it.

    Grease from the pizza and the the bread ratio to topping is too much for my liking.

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    Mucca Pizzeria

    4.6
    (123 reviews)
    0.9 mi
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    I CANNOT believe that I have never left a review here! I've been coming here for a couple years…read morejust for the Margherita pizza! It's truly sensational and the most authentic I have tasted! When I order I go in person because I have special requests of extra sauce, etc and everyone who leaves this amazing restaurant always raves about it to the staff upon leaving. The best part though is just how NICE they ALL are! I fly from LA just to come get pizza and some to take back. The crust is perfect chewiness and perfection with the right amount of airy and right about of thin and the sauce is amazing! You will NOT be disappointed! They also fulfill my special requests with ease and a smile! I have told thousands of flight crew about this place as it's right around the corner from our layover hotel. I bid this layover ONLY to get pizza. Yes, I gave up a Hawaii, Cancun and Costa Rica trip for this layover for Mucca Pizza, so that should say it all! So appreciate how kindly they treat you when you walk in the door:) amazing staff and owner.

    We love their sister restaurant next door so had high hopes for this place. It did not disappoint!…read more Pizza was amazing (although I like it a little crispier) and the pasta is clearly fresh and homemade. Gelato is also made in house and worth the calories! Staff was perfect and the food truly was amazing.

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    Small space but charming and stylish.
    Small space but charming and stylish.
    North and South: prosciutto, burrata, shaved Parmesan, balsamic drizzle and arugula. So delish!
    North and South: prosciutto, burrata, shaved Parmesan, balsamic drizzle and arugula. So delish!
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    Pizza Kat

    Pizza Kat

    4.5
    (135 reviews)
    0.4 mi

    No matter where you roam, near or far from home, one question must always be answered: where can I…read moreget good pizza around here? If you're in or planning to be in Portland, Oregon, I respectfully and enthusiastically recommend you include Pizza Kat in your considered alternatives. A thin, flexible, and tasty-all-by-itself crust. Tomato sauce that adroitly walks the lines between sweet and acidic, and between supporting the other elements well, fading into obscurity, and overwhelming those other elements. The right amounts of the right cheeses. And fresh, tasty toppings. (Sweet Italian sausage not dominated by garlic and mushrooms worth eating on their own, for two delicious examples.) Even better, prices are reasonable, and delivery is available. We had some delivered to our hotel, and it arrived almost as hot and tasty as we would have expected were we at a table near the ovens. There are other pizzas worth eating -- including the thicker-crust "deep cut" slices available before and after select shows at Revolution Hall. But when you want the thin-crust version done right, Pizza Kat will leave your taste buds and tummy purring, without clawing the life out of your wallet.

    I hate to write this review because I was genuinely excited to try this place, but with so many…read moregreat pizza options nearby, this one is an easy skip for me. Unfortunately, this was both our first and last visit. I don't think I've ever disliked a pizza before, but this may be the first one I would genuinely call bad. I enjoy wood-fired pizza and don't mind a little char, but somehow this pizza tasted noticeably bitter despite having very little visible charring. Whether it was the lack of sauce, the sauce itself being quite bland, or simply an imbalance of flavors, the end result just wasn't pleasant. The biggest issue is the value. A $25 cheese pizza doesn't need to be life-changing, but it should at least taste better than Costco's. In this case, unfortunately, it didn't. If your goal is to enjoy great pizza, I'd recommend one of the many other pizza spots in the area instead.

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    Order Station and entryway seating
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    Wild Child Pizza

    Wild Child Pizza

    4.2
    (18 reviews)
    0.5 mi

    This pizza is so good! We came in about 11:15pm, the place was packed. They had a live DJ playing…read moresome good hits. Lots of college age crowd great spot for under 30. Thankfully we got a table pretty easy. I really wanted to get their mushroom pizza but they were sold out of almost everything. I managed to snag the last cheese and ricotta with arugula. Also got their buffalo chicken special of the day and a bbq chicken pizza. ALL THE PIZZAS DID NOT DISAPPOINT. Every single one was delicious. 100% recommend and can't wait to be back!

    Grew up in metro Detroit; the crust is wrong and there is way too much sauce. Places outside…read moreDetroit seem to focus on the sauce being on top, but the crust is the key. The crust needs to be thick but light and airy in the inside, with a crispy, greasy bottom pocked with air holes. The bottom of this crust was smooth, which probably limits how much oil they can use. The sauce was way too thick (about 3/8") and extremely salty. The cheese and pepperoni were ok. Quality of ingredients was good. Overall the pizza was just average, and I would have preferred Jet's. Price was good and 1 pepperoni slice is a meal. I ordered 2 slices and did not finish the second. (For comparison, 2 slices of Buddy's is a meal but I end up eating a 4 square.) Good service, low frills place.

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    Pizza corner.
    Pizza corner.
    Two slices of pepperoni, one slice of cheese, one slice of veggie, with marinara dolloped on all
    Two slices of pepperoni, one slice of cheese, one slice of veggie, with marinara dolloped on all
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    Escape From New York Pizza

    3.9
    (795 reviews)
    0.2 mi
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    Portland is a tough place for pizzerias since the variety & quality is so good throughout the city…read more But for 25+ (35?) years, this little slice-or-whole-pie place in NW 23rd has churned out the tied-for-best pizza in the city. It's true NY style, thin enough to fold if you're walking, the perfect amount of oily, with only the freshest of mozzarella. Slices are available at the counter (and a few stools if you're just having a quick lunch) all day. For a whole pie, call ahead to schedule (503-22-SLICE has been their number since I moved here decades ago) and they'll give you a time generally 20-35 minutes in the future depending on how busy they are. Staff are just like NYC: no suck-up, extra sarcasm, and if you stand at the register for 5+ minutes fumbling with your wallet, they might make a snide comment. But it's endearing grouchy, not really mean, and it adds to the "flavor" of the whole place. Parking in NW 23 is usually very hard. Being a friend to run in while you drive around the block, then enjoy how your car smells HEAVENLY on the way home!

    We used to stop here for a slice when we were in this neighborhood shopping in Portland. It was…read moregreat, go in, select a slice, then walk out with a hot piece of pizza. We hadn't stopped in years, but we were in the neighborhood and hungry, so we stopped. I walked in and was asked if it was for "here, or to go". Since we were going to be sitting at a table outside, I said we were sitting out there and didn't know what that was considered. The guy on the other side of the counter said something like, "You think the city puts those tables there and keeps them clean?" and some other rude remarks. Maybe they are trying to be New Yorkers and play the part? I don't know, I was jut put off by it. I waited for them to heat up the slices and then went outside to eat with my wife. The pizza was just "ok" and nothing like I remember. Between the attitude and the quality of food, we will not be returning.

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    Slice with all the seasonings.
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    Sizzle Pie

    Sizzle Pie

    3.6
    (963 reviews)
    0.8 mi
    $$

    Whenever we travel, we make it a point to try some of the top pizza spots in the city. As two…read morepeople who are always on the hunt for a great slice, Sizzle Pie was high on our Portland list and came highly recommended. Overall, I thought it was a really solid New York-style slice. Thin, foldable crust, a nice crunch on the bottom, and a chewy interior--exactly what I look for in a classic slice. The cheese and toppings tasted fresh, and I especially appreciated that they offer half slices, which made it easy for my husband and me to try a few different varieties without committing to full slices. That said, I think my expectations may have been a little too high going in. The pizza was definitely good, but I wasn't quite blown away the way I expected to be based on all the hype. For me, the cheese were the weakest part--wasn't bad by any means, but it didn't stand out compared to some of the other pizza spots we've visited around the country. Sauce was just okay, I like mine a little more flavorful. The vibe was fun and memorable. They were blasting metal music when we walked in, which definitely gives the place some personality. The employee helping us was incredibly friendly, offered recommendations, and even suggested other places for us to check out while we were in town. If memory serves me correctly, they also seemed to have a lot of vegan and vegetarian options, which is always nice to see. At the end of the day, Sizzle Pie is exactly what I think a neighborhood pizza shop should be: good pizza, no fuss, and plenty of options. While it wasn't my favorite pizza in Portland, I'd still happily stop in again for a slice.

    The staff is friendly and energetic. The pizza is a good…read more80's style pizza. The pepperoni and pepperoni pineapple are fantastic. The crust has great flavor and crunch

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