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    Ranch

    4.2 (76 reviews)
    Open • 11:00 am - 9:45 pm

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    Moderate noise
    Outdoor seating
    Good for kids

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    The #4
    Kelsea S.

    I honestly was amazed with this pizza! It was thick yet fluffy? I'm not too sure how to describe it, but it was extremely flavorful too. Every bite consisted of so much topping. I also like that it wasn't over the top greasy! The only reason I'm giving it 4 starts instead of 5 was just due to pricing. Pretty expensive for the size for my personal liking. I will definitely be back!

    #The #4 Pizza Quarter
    Sam T.

    Stop what you're doing and get yourself into the pizza night train. Not that regular circular pizza, yes, the new square pizza is in town and it's absolutely delicious. When I want to treat myself out to pizza, Ranch is the place TO GO! Friendly staff and big court hall next to a bar makes a great place to dine and drink! Plenty of parking and spacious venue for people of all ages.

    #4
    Quang L.

    The boys and I are regulars at Public Valley House and Ranch is the best there (also best pizza in Happy Valley), especially to share. There is plenty of seating. The half & half with #4 and pepperoni with sides of ranch is a solid choice. Quality is pretty consistent but the wait time for pizza is pretty long and could be better.

    Bullsh1t Caesar salad. $12.50 for this bitter flavorless bowl of lettuce. Don't waste your money.

    The pizza was delicious. Nice balance of price, quality, and portion size. The Caesar salad is garbage. Total waste of money. I don't know what type of lettuce they use, but it is very bitter. It's literally just lettuce dusted with bread crumbs and parmesan with a splash of flavorless dressing, and it costs $12.50. Literally almost half he cost of the pizza for lettuce and bread crumbs. Don't waste your money on the salad. Worst salad ever.

    Pepperoni pizza
    Cheri S.

    Love this pizza! The crust is amazing and the sauce is so flavorful, all the toppings are quality ingredients. This is my new favorite place for pizza! Be sure and try the breadsticks too!

    Half #4 and half pineapple
    Sidney C.

    pizza was delicious! I preferred the pineapple over the #4. Their ranch was also great to pair with the pizzas. Also ordered their Caesar salad which I recommend skipping. I felt like the cabbage wasn't washed - tasted super bitter but their dressing was not bad

    The Hawaiian
    Scott H.

    The Hawaiian is a truly magical bite. I know what people say about pineapple on pizza but honestly I doubt our forefathers has roasted jalapeños or Lardons in mind either I don't think I've ever had a more complete bite. Sweet pineapple. Warm roasted jalapeño heat. Nutty pecorino. Slightly salty Lardon. A slightly sweet savory sauce. And it all starts with a crunch. The kind of crunch that would make you look over your shoulder in public. With crispy cheese all the way to the edge. There's no folding. There is no knife and fork, just mounding fallen toppings on the next bite like speed jenga. A quarter pie was plenty for lunch. I would have eaten more but that wouldn't have been wise. I thought I wouldn't possibly want to ruin a great pizza with ranch. But their thick yummy ranch just adds more flavor. Fortunately it's thick enough you can kind of hold it sideways as you shove in the corner with the repiled toppings. Thank goodness I love so far away! Note: the place is inside the public house. It's not super obvious as you pull in the lot.

    Quarter of the #4
    Grace C.

    This place is dangerous being so close to home, but it just speaks volumes on how good Ranch is!! They usually have a rotating (monthly?) special, which is always worth checking out! Ranch offers quarters or whole pies (4 quarters), and their ranch is probably some of the best ranch I've had. Their pies are more on the heavy side, it is detroit style, and they aren't shy with toppings cheese. Their crust is chewy, foccacia like, with ample toppings that honestly I don't think I put my slice down at all as I tried to maneuver each bite playing tetris with my toppings. Each bite delivers, each bite sings, each bite made my tastebuds dance. Paired with their ranch? The ultimate chef's kiss. There is no wrong choice at Ranch, the only choice is how many pies are you taking home?

    Menu 7/17/21
    Megan H.

    Holy moly! I had heard great things but my god was this delicious. I'm honestly not a huge pizza fan anymore, but this was insanely good. I've never tried a Detroit style pizza before. The crispy cheese along the edges, the perfectly balanced sauce, the perfect meats We tried the pepperoni and the #4 The pepperoni was crispy and curled up to perfection. The #4 has the perfect amount of sauce, cheese and sausage. They clearly use some great high quality ingredients. Plus they make their own ranch in house, and there are 2 containers per pizza - something I realized after I ordered. We took home a pint of ranch too. It's truly delicious. Highly recommend giving them a try.

    Small menu, but it covers all of the bases
    Stephen K.

    I'd never had a "Detroit-style" pizza before, but I'm super happy that I've had one now! At Ranch, you can purchase a whole pizza (12' square, and quite thick), or a quarter of a pizza. The menu us small and basic, which is a good thing in my opinion ("specialize and excel" instead of "do lots of things moderately well"). The quality of the pizza and breadsticks was absolutely op-notch: tangy, flavorful tomato sauce and not overwhelming amounts of cheese, delicious crust with a crispy exterior, delightful chewy, crispy, charred cheese at the perimeter that somehow manages no not be at all bitter or burned-tasting. This was truly and outstanding pizza in every way! The establishment was alarmingly crowded when we arrrived...even with the pandemic protocols in place, it still felt a bit panic-inducing. After I ordered, I was told it would be 25 minutes for my pizza to be ready. I was amazed and relieved when they called me over less than ten minutes later with my order complete. I really LOVE "Ranch", and seriously cannot wait for my next visit...they seriously are that good!

    Love the burnt cheese on the crust
    Phil N.

    Had Ranch Pizza when they first opened in Portland several years ago and it was love at first sight. Same pizza and same prices and formula here at the Happy Valley Public House. The pizza was covered with yummy toppings. Ranch serves Sicilian style pizza on focaccia bread. The edges of the bread are crunchy while the interiors are pillowy soft. The mini pepperoni are among the best in Portland. Love how they arrive crisped up and curled and have a decent amount of spice. Tons of parm and fresh basil and a generous portion of ranch accompanies the pizza. The outdoor patio setup is pretty nice and is shared with Tamale Boy. Space was very large with heaters and is covered so your out of the elements with nice tables and chairs. Compared to other dining halls and food cart pods, I like this set up a lot. Pandemic protocols were good and everyone was safe and took it seriously. Super glad I don't have to trek across town to satisfy my Ranch Pizza urges.

    Quarter pepperoni with extra cheeS
    Scott T.

    Pretty decent pizza! Ordered a quarter Pepperoni and the wife ordered a Radicchio Salad. Quarter pizza is just the right size for a lunch serving and decently priced. Crust was nice and crispy and had a decent amount of pepperoni's on it. Small criticism would be that I wish it had a little bit more cheese on it but really it's not noticeable. Wife said her salad was really good. This place is definitely one we will be going back to again. Update: ordered a second time with extra mozzerella....two thumbs up. Parking: Plenty of parking, actually has a parking lot so right off the bat it started off good.

    Half and half of The 4 Pizza & Hawaiian Pizza
    Lisa H.

    Still great! Got a half and half yesterday with #4 and Hawaiian and the leftovers are already gone. The ranch is so good. I also found out about the whiskey bar in the downstairs and recommend checking that out too.

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    I was happy to find they offered vegan options. The pizza was good, more like a focaccia. Hit the spot!!

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    Ordered a pepperoni and a veggie pizza. The pepperoni was good, veggie was excellent. Will be back!

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    Always great pizza, got a variety of Hawaiian, pepperoni and #4. Ordered to go and was ready as promised..

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    Great pizza. Been here a few times! Pepperoni pizza can be a little too salty at times but I would still come back

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    Had it yesterday. Hawaiian pizza at this time. Whole pie is my favorite and this is my second favorite!

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    Our pizza was delivered on time and very cold. This must have just been sitting there already made.

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