So, this rating is based SOLELY on the food. I'll discuss other 'things' below. We wanted to try a new place before heading to the Majestic for the show and my wife found this place. When we walked up and saw the 'must be over 21 after 9 pm' we were a bit confused and almost didn't go in even though it was dinner time. Food-wise, we were glad we went in. It's a very very small place with tables for about 16 people with 4 more tables outside. The menu is very small. We ordered the Charles Jr. burger which was two burgers with Fried Haystack Onions, Charred Cumin BBQ Sauce, Candied Bacon, White & Yellow Cheese. It was truly a wonderful burger. The flavors all came together (with an amazing bun) to produce a really, really great tasting gourmet burger. We also ordered the Culo Melt (if you don't know what Culo means in Spanish look it up). It was two burgers with Monterey Jack, Salsa Matcha Aioli, Magic A$$holes (fried jalapeños) and Sweet Onion. Once again, the flavors were truly amazing. The fries were perfect - perfectly crispy on the outside but not overdone. The food will get us back to this place. Now the disconnects or oddities. On one hand they thrive on the 'cheeky' innuendos and off-color advertising and art. On the other hand, they want individuals and families to come in. We ate outside (fortunately it was the coolest day in 2 months and it was actually comfortable) because there were no tables inside. As we were eating 4 different couples or families came up - looked at the sign on the door (about nobody under 21 after 9:00 pm) and started to either walk away or wonder if they wanted to actually go in - clearly worried about what they might encounter (as my wife and I discussed). We jumped in with each group and let them know there were families inside and it was 'ok' to go in. But for that, I believe most would have left. So - if you're looking for really good burgers, try this place out - come before 9:00 pm and don't be afraid to come in despite the sign and the other advertising. read more

Found this place on social media and wanted to give it a shot. It is located in downtown San Antonio and parking could be a little tricky if it is busy. When walking up to the business there is artwork on the outside area. Then when you walk in there is more on the walls as well as the bathrooms. The dining area is small but there is also seating outside. The staff is very polite and helpful and the menu is short and easy to read. I ordered the Charles Jr, and my girlfriend ordered the #2. The price was decent and the food came out at a decent time. The presentation was great and so was the taste! I highly recommend the Charles Jr & the fries! Everything was great and I know I will be back soon to try other options! read more

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Five stars isn't enough. We stumbled into Pumpers late on a Thursday night (June 18, 2026), the night of the Mexico vs. South Korea World Cup match, after our original destination fell through, a party of four spanning a man in his 70s to an 8-year-old, with no idea what we were walking into. The place was packed, and the staff still treated us like regulars. Here's the thing: I have Alpha-Gal Syndrome, a tick-borne allergy that makes beef dangerous for me, including cross-contamination. At a burger joint that fries everything, including the chicken, in beef tallow, that meant there was literally nothing on the menu I could eat. When I mentioned it, a staff member offered to personally walk me to a nearby restaurant that cooks in peanut oil, in the middle of a World Cup-night crowd with every seat in the house full. When that place turned out to be too slammed, the head cook came to our table unprompted and offered to grill me a chicken sandwich on the spot, off-menu, away from the beef oil, with a homemade sauce. Ten minutes later I was eating one of the best chicken sandwiches of my life, at a restaurant where I'm allergic to the entire menu. The burgers my family had were excellent too, but that's not why I'm writing this. The crew working that night went unnecessarily, wonderfully above and beyond. read more

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Don't think my culo will be melting, had to add some extra hot sauce, but this burger was excellent! Nice sweet heat combo and the fries are perfect... wife loved her classic dbl smash. Def be back read more

Pumpers - #1, Culo Melt n fries - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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This is the second time I've gotten the Culo Melt burger. It's BOMB. It has a nice kick to it and the sweet jalapenos compliment it well. I will always come here after drinking at Hops & Hounds down the street. It is definitely the best spot in walking distance to grab a bite to eat. The service has been great the last two times I've gone. No complaints there. I also got the Bushwacker drink and it tasted just like a milkshake. It was delicious as well. Very dangerous, but delicious nonetheless lol. There was plenty of seating and the cones they give for your order are super cute. read more

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I pumping love pumpers! The Charles Jr. no pickles is hands down my favorite burger around. Put it with those magical jalapeño cheese fries and you've died and gone to heaven. Cutest little dive hamburger bar ever Love this place and the people read more

Pumpers - Charles' Jr. - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

ok, it's not horror. it's B&D. stop pretending that burgers and dehydration are not it. pumper burger = super salty. #1 burger = less salty. #2= best pick, you like pickles right? And honestly, the fries despite all their hype are actually better the next day after being microwaved. read more

Pumpers - #1. - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

When entering please watch your step. No, I didn't trip when entering *knock on wood*. I went to the counter and knew what order, #1 with fries and a strawberry Mexican Fanta and it came out to $23. They were playing 80s music on the radio. Seating was limited and they get crowded easily but I was lucky enough to get a table and it was a window seat, whoo hoo! Minutes later my order had arrived. I immediately ate some of the fries and liked the taste as well as the look. Pumpers make their fries long and thin like Whataburger instead of jumping on the crinkle cut fry bandwagon like Shake Shack, Culver's and Burger Boy and they were hot, salty and fresh. I unwrapped my burger from the aluminum foil wrapping but was disappointed that it had cheese in it. I never knew their burgers automatically had cheese since most burger joints add an additional charge for it. So I went back to the counter to tell her I didn't want cheese and she was willing to accommodate me and remake the burger sans cheese. It took them a while but I knew that it was being made to order. Minutes later my burger had arrived unwrapped but corrected minus the cheese. I was almost done with the fries then I ate the burger which had onions, pickles and mustard and it was freaking good! The burger patty has a nice flame broiled taste a la Burger King. I definitely recommend Pumpers if you're in downtown or in the Pearl Brewery areas and it's also within a short walking distance from the Pearl and the Museum of Art. read more

It's been a long time since I ate a burger and before I left San Antonio I had to stop at Pumpers. They call themselves the Adult Burger Store because after 9 pm they only allow 21 and up. They also have some edgy branding throughout the store and the atmosphere can feel like a late night, bar and drink hangout. The decor is eye catching especially now that it's halloween. I ordered a margarita. It was pretty strong. The bar tender did a great job with it. She was super friendly, seemed like she enjoyed working there. And for my burger, I ordered the, Last Exit (To Pumpers). Cute name. It was flavorful and juicy. I couldn't finish the whole thing but what I did eat I was pretty satisfied. And the fries are delicious. Love me a good thin fry that pairs nicely with a burger. read more

Pumpers - Margarita - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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Thus place has some of the best burger in San Antonio. The hot dogs are also a must with their home made chilli. I always get chili cheese fries but you have to salt the fries yourself. The fries remind me of how McDonald's use to taste like back in the day. It's hard not to keep going for me since the fries and hot dogs are cooked in beef tallow. It is expensive but it's high quality without the snobbiness some burger places push on you to justify the price. It's kind small in there but seating outside is available. The service is always fast and the person at the bar is always nice. I give it a 4.5 only due to price but it's worth it! read more

Pumpers - Chili cheese dog, regular fries and cheeseburger. - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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This review for Pumpers had to start at three stars because of advertising incorrect pricing for happy hour and stayed that way because of the food. The sign outside and the information on their website said the hot dogs were all $5 during happy hour. They charged me $8.50 for my hot dog because they recently changed their pricing. They should have honored the happy hour price on the sign outside of $5. I got the chili cheese dog and fries. The hot dog was good not great and the the fries were just okay. You do get a lot of fries with a regular order. I think this place is just okay and they need to get their stuff together. All it would have taken to adjust the price on the sign was some tape. No more no less. I'm not considering coming back because of a simple situation that could have easily been solved. read more

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Small, intimate and adult vibes. Went with a large group of friends...not much space for that. But we made it work & had a great time. Burgers are juicy and flavorful. Fries are delish. No fountain drinks at this place. Bottles, cans, and spirits. Staff was sweet and vibe was great! read more

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Cool pop art and horror themed burger spot. Great bathroom burger photo opp! Friendly and quick service! I tried the culo burger and sat to watch a horror movie. Great flavor and good vibes! read more

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Honestly one of the best burger spots in SA for not only the food but also the retro dinner vibes. My only complaint is that the food does take a while to come out if it's crowded, but it's well worth the wait. The last exit burger was really yummy, with the bun being the star of the show. I'm not sure what buns they use or how they toasted them, but the buns were magical. The fries are also fried in beef tallow so you get the McDonalds fries taste without the McDonalds fries guilt. Also, street parking is a hit or miss depending on what time you come, so just keep that in mind if you want to dine in during prime time dinner hours/on the weekend. read more

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Burgers are my absolute favorite thing to eat, so I tend to be tough on burger joints. Pumpers has been on my "to visit" list for quite some time, and finally made it yesterday! Overall, it was okay. A couple of things I noticed right away: the place is tiny... I would not go at "peak time". I was there yesterday at 2 PM... With only a handful of other patrons. Second, I wonder how this place is ADA compliant... With the steps it takes to get into the restaurant. I even walked around the back of the building after my meal to see if there was another ADA friendly way to enter. There did not appear to be. It was my first time here, and the gentleman behind the counter taking my order was nice and friendly. He was knowledgeable about the burgers and the menu in general. They didn't have Topo Chico, though, which was a downer. I ate the Charles Junior burger and fries. The burger was large, so I felt the price point was in the right range. I momentarily wondered whether it would be unmanageable. It turned out to be the right combination of messy... Without being unmanageable and falling apart! Although I recommend you cut the burger in half... The fries were fantastic! Right out of the fryer perfectly golden... Fresh. My last two cons: napkins, and service. If you're gonna serve burgers like this, please upgrade your napkins. The napkins are very thin, and cheap feeling. I literally found myself reaching for a new napkin after every bite because the napkins practically disintegrate after just one use. Lastly, although service started strong with the gentleman behind the counter, I was only checked on once during my meal, even though I was sitting at the bar. Overall: wouldn't mind going back to try something else. read more

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We came here on a Tuesday for a late lunch. There is a small parking lot on the north side of the building and street parking all around the area. You order at the counter right where you walk in and they bring your food to your table. The music was a little loud, but not too bad. The restaurant was small and I bet is a madhouse on weekends. We both got the lunch specials which were burgers, fries, and a drink. I got The Pumper and my wife got the #1. The food came out quick. We loved our food, but could easily have split one meal since the burgers were so large. read more

Pumpers - Unisex bathroom - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Amazing burgers!!! Be advised if you have children as this is an "adult" establishment.

The theme of this place is absolutely hilarious, it is very hip and trendy, and definitely has loads of individuality. But when it comes to the burgers, they are amazing. Coming from someone who treats herself to a juicy burger every week on the weekends, please do yourself a favor, check this place out yourself. You will not be disappointed. I've never had such a juicy flavorful burger, and the fries were absolutely amazing. All the staff were incredibly nice and welcoming, I will definitely be back. read more

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Happened into Pumpers and ordered to go burgers. They were ok. Nothing to write home about. And when I asked if the fries were enough for two I was told ye but it was just a single serving. I'm glad to know it's open late because sometimes you just need some grub after drinking. But for the cost I'll head to Whataburger. read more

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Came here on a Friday night for reverse happy hour & it was delicious!!! The menu is simple with a variety of burgers, hotdogs, fries, & drinks. Your order at the counter & then find a seat. The atmosphere jn the restaurant is very relaxed & retro. The food was amazing! Fries were fresh & the burgers had great flavor. Will be back again! read more

Pumpers - #1 The Pumper - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

I am a burger girl and the burgers here at Pumpers are gonna PUMP YOU UP! You will be super satisfied with service, price, amount of food, freshness, and the flexibility to chill in some cushiony booths or right up at the bar. I saw a couple of tables outside too for those late nights of coming in and hanging with friends for some great food and even a nightcap. Menu is super creative and easy to read. I love the branding behind Pumpers so much because it gives late-night reliable spot with no complaints or notes from me. My sister and I sat at the bar and service was quick. Just a heads up that you will want to front load/order all you want up front as they will go ticket by ticket or basically make you pay for your order before they put in the bill first. All good - this just made me get all the things that catch my eye when viewing their menu. In a large group and/or a rush order from the take-out side that has plenty of registers to take on each one in your group and customize each order. I would highly suggest getting the extra things that catch your appetite like their add on's like an extra patty, candied bacon, or even cheese sauce. You won't regret it. This will definitely be the forefront of winners I would select for late-night eating in SA even a spot to fill up and pre-game for any night out with friends or hanging. read more

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Overall this place is good. The hamburger I had is called Charles Jr, excellent flavor cooked great, well proportion ingredients with lots of flavor. Fries and beef Tallow are definitely the way to go but $5 a pop it's kind of pricey but that's kind of the way to go downtown area. Burger and Fries came out to about $19. The decor is a little on but goes with the generation alien weird faces very abstract. People here don't smile much but again that probably comes with the generation and vibe. Overall very pleased with the food and would be five star if the mood wasn't so down. Maybe it could be time of day, this was a lunch time stop read more

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Pumpers is a maximalist burger experience. I ordered the #2 and didn't subtract anything because I wanted to trust the kitchen. Good call. The sauce, cheese, and pickles create overlapping waves of stimulation, while the burger patties are undeniably rich and crispy. A Pumpers burger is one of the best in town -- just pick a set of toppings to suit your mood. The fries are worth seeking out for the beef tallow richness and crispness. The staff served them piping hot and fresh. The interior is modestly sized but is already accumulating a quirky patina. Weather permitting, the outside tables offer an entertaining vista of River North sidewalk humanity. read more

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I'm gonna say it. I'm going to go out on a very thin limb and say - Best burger in San Antonio. The burger is so good. The bread is soft and helps make the burger as magical as it is. The staff is awesome. The place has a diner style feel to it and I love that. So when you are driving on Broadway towards downtown PUMP the brakes at Broadway and E Jones and get yourself a pumpers!!!! read more

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My honey and I try and do date night once a week and we try to find a new place. We've never been to and that's locally owned and not a chain. We were craving burgers and OMG did chat not give us the absolute best place. The people are amazing, there is a true vibe in here, and the food was perfect! And my ranch water was delicious too. We definitely will be back. We added this place to our favorites. If you're looking for a cool spot to have an amazing burger, you should try this place! read more

I recently moved out of San Antonio for a job opportunity. I think about Pumpers literally daily. The absolute best hotdogs, burgers, affordable booze I have ever experienced. Amazing staff I mean they are all so fucking cool and nice. Dope merch to they for some sick merch for sure. It's a great spot to chill have a drink and talk smack. Never change Pumpers. With love from Washington DC. read more

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While out one evening when Hot Joy was closed, I stumbled upon Pumpers and was thoroughly impressed. **Pros:** - The service was incredible, fun, and friendly. - The menu was creative yet simple. - The food was unbelievable; we tried two different burgers and loved both of them. - The quality of the ingredients seemed very high. **Cons:** - The space is small and might become an issue as they grow, but it's a good problem to have. - I'd love to see a couple more mixed drinks on the menu. This place is a hidden gem and will likely become your favorite burger spot. I almost don't want too many people to discover it because it's so great! read more

Pumpers - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Cool new burger place in town with fantastic burgers, homemade pickles, and cool fry options. The burgers are smash burgers which are the best type of burger. The service is good. Atmosphere was very loud when I dined in the first time but less noisy the second time. This is my second favorite burger in town! I really love this place and highly recommend it read more

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Yelp pictures is what brought me to this place. I wasn't sure when I saw it, it's a tiny little burger/bar. We ended up sitting outside, which was amazing. The french fries and burgers were phenomenal, but also the chili cheese dog was worth coming back for. Staff was super friendly. They only have canned drinks and alcohol. But if you don't need those, it is worth coming to!! read more

If you are near downtown San Antonio & want a burger stop by Pumpers. It is a hole in the wall right off a major street (Broadway) a small comfy little spot. There is street parking available which probably be the only down side of this restaurant. Although it didn't take us, but one time around the block to find a parking. the service was fast and efficient you walk in order your food and find the seat. They will bring the food out to you when it's ready. I went at lunchtime about 1230 on a Friday, the wait time was about five minutes, which is wonderful, especially when you're hungry haha. I had the pumper sandwich which was good. The bread is nice & soft the beef patty was very filling. I really liked the French fries. My Son had this spicy chicken sandwich. He enjoyed it. He said it was a 9/10 read more

If you haven't been to Pumpers Burgers yet, you're seriously missing out on one of the better burger experiences around! This place doesn't just serve food; they serve flavor-packed masterpieces that will leave you craving more with every bite. The Charles Jr. Burger is an absolute must-try--juicy, perfectly seasoned, and stacked high with fresh toppings that take it to the next level. But let's talk about their candied bacon--this isn't just bacon, it's a revelation. Sweet, crispy, and perfectly balanced, it adds a whole new dimension to their already incredible burgers. It comes on the Charles Jr but can be added to any. There's the Pumper Burger, which is pure indulgence, bursting with bold, smoky & sour flavors and just the right amount of messy goodness. And if you love loaded fries, their overloaded fries are next-level, piled high with toppings that make every bite better than the last. The candied a$$holes are a one-of-a-kind treat that somehow manage to be addictively delicious and come on the overloaded fries. Pumpers Burgers isn't just a meal--it's an experience. If you love big flavors, bold creations, and food that pushes the limits of deliciousness, get yourself to Pumpers ASAP! I don't normally include a picture of a restroom but the wallpaper cracked me up and was perfect. read more

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Always wanted to try pumpers finally pulled the trigger and it was worth it I would definitely come back for more the fries were delicious I had to stuff em in the burger like I usually do haha anyways don't sleep on a delicious cheesy burger! Ohh and the delicious buttery bun ! read more

Pumpers - The pumper only cheese & meat - Burgers Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

The burgers were really good! I should have asked for no or light salt on the fries. They were excellent aside from the salt. I am going back! I'm not a fan the location because of the parking but that was no biggie! read more

I was a little skeptical about the place since they didn't have many options but I was pleasantly surprised once I got to try the food. The meat is full of flavor and burgers are loaded. The fries have amazing flavor and def a must! I was not able to finish my meal since the portion was large. It's a great spot for lunch! read more

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Nope , the burgers weren't all it was hyped up to be. Forget hyped up, the burger had no flavor.

Great original smash burgers! I had the Charles Jr. a crazy concoction of 2 smash burgers, bacon, fried onion rings, BBQ sauce and cheese. It was a total mess and incredibly delicious (I rate burgers based on taste and messiness - the more of each the better LOL)! They have water and cups available at the counter, and the fries are cooked in actual beef fat - not some toxic vegetable oil - excellent. I don't usually eat fries, but these were worth it: just enough crispiness with out being hard, and very flavorful. They also have canned standard beers and some wines and cocktails available, and have a specialty cocktail called a "BUSHWACKER", which actually looks crazy-good (if I were a cocktail drinker...). It is a counter-oder/deliver to table type place, and each order is made on request - none of that premade fresh sitting-under-a-heatlamp stuff. The place has a hip vibe on a small scale, the people serving are friendly and sweet, happy to have a little convo with you. It's a great little place opened since 2024. I plan to come back when I am DT again and hungry for a smash burger! read more

Tried this place for the first time. I ordered the cheese burger which comes with 2 patties. And I had to try the French fries because they are fried in beef fat. The burger is char grilled and buns toasted. The burger was well seasoned and had great flavor. You can taste the char grilled flavor as soon as you bite into it. I would rank this burger in the top 2 of my favorite burgers in san antonio. Next I tried the French fries and they had amazing flavor. I think frying them in beef fat really made a difference. Service was fast and friendly. And the atmosphere had a cool vibe, especially the music. Definitely recommend and I'll definitely be back read more

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Definitely one of the best burgers I have had in San Antonio. I got the pumper and it was great. Also got the loaded fries which were good.

Went on a mini food tour in the area. Split the culo melt. It was spicy and a little sweet.Everything down to the bun was great.Homemade even.We sat at the bar and they took our order.they have happy hour every day 2-6 food and drinks.after 9 pm it's 21 and up. I remember this place when it was still in a trailer. It's nice to see how much it's grown. It definitely is an adult hamburger joint, down to what's playing on Tv. So don't get upset they warned you! read more

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5/5 Stars - Pumpers just saved my burger soul, fr fr Yo, I'm from Austin originally, straight grew up smashing Dirty's on the Drag like it was my religion back in the day. Those thin, greasy, flattop-smacked patties with the crispy edges and buns soaked in all that beef juice? Man, that's what raised me. Then life hit, moved to Houston, and I was posted up right by Lankford Grocery--hitting that spot constant for their juicy, no-bullshit hand-patted burgers that hit the same old-school greasy spoon vibe. Houston kept me fed, but I always felt like something was missing. Moved to San Antonio and bro... I was LOST. Wandering around like a damn fool chasing that perfect hot-griddle smash burger that reminded me of home but didn't suck. Everything was either too fancy or straight-up mid. All the other spots in SA are just dry humpers, bro--teasing you with a bun rub but no real satisfaction. To get that full burger penetration, the juicy deep-dive you actually crave, you gotta pull up to Pumpers. This place is like the engineered lab version for us adults who grew up on Dirty's and Lankford. They took everything we loved about those classic greasy spoons--the loose, coarse, fatty beef balls smashed thin on that screaming hot griddle for the crispy lacy edges, the cheese melting into every crevice, that potato/milk bun sopping up all the grease and juices without falling apart--and turned it into straight PERFECTION. Juicy as hell, seasoned perfect, that char... it's hot ass shit. The vibes are adult (21+ after 9, cheeky as hell), the fries slap, and every bite takes me back but better. No more searching, I found my spot. Only knock? They need to up their beer game heavy. It'd be straight fire if they featured real Texas beers on tap instead of those national queers. Everything else though? Pumpers got me feeling like a kid again but with grown-man money and zero regrets. If you're from that same bloodline of Texas flattop burgers, stop what you're doing and get here. Best I've had in years, hands down. 10/10, will be a regular till they kick me out. (Pro tip: Get the classic with extra cheese and thank me later.) I love the atmosphere, but I would not stay and eat my burger there because the beers suck. There's not a single Texas beer from a small Independent Brewer, and that sacrilegious in my opinion. Also the fact that they have no hot peppers that aren't candy coated, glazed, bullshit, but they're still a 10 out of 10 even though the lettuce should be shredded like my abs. read more