Honestly let me first start out by saying, what in the actual F**k! Do you not want to get your carpet cleaned?! Trying to find the correct company to come into your home and truly care for it by providing a necessary service can be difficult. Now you're asking yourself, who the heck am I and what do I know about service, right? Well let me tell you, I'm a nobody. But what I do know how to do is use, as a nobody, is a mobile device. What might I use my cellular device for, well that depends... Sometimes I'm bored, sometimes Im hungry, sometimes I feel unwell, sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm curious, and sometimes I'm lonely (*insert sadface emoji). I succumb to a wide range of human emotions and desires, sorry Lorde.... Now, what I'm trying to say with all this is that no matter how I feel, help is always one phone call away. Not a text message, not an email, but a phone call. And you know whilst dealing with everything life throws at you, sometimes we mess up and our hands get jittery and oh no.... your interior upholstery, walls, ceiling, tile, carpet, t-shirt, drapes, refrigerator, cabinets, and on rare occasions your loved ones face.... They all have to suffer for our sins (aka your "mess-ups"). We splatter liquids, solids, gasses and many more things all over the place, respectfully. And for the people who are absolutely perfect and don't get dragged through hell in their daily life, well sometimes these people give birth to their little "Bendiciones" whom to say the least are literal spawns of Satan. Yes, sometimes these supposed "perfect people" are shitty parents. Parents who don't like to listen to advice and raise kids who deal in silver teeth activities.. Activities that not even a baptism can cleanse away. Even worse, these kids lack any common sense which then leads them to spill juice from a sippy cup that is literally glued shut, how they do it, do not ask me, remember spawns of Satan. The point to be taken here is that if you don't take care of your home and you just like to complain about life, well then for one get some therapy, and two your carpet and house is probably a bloody mess. Yes, I'm judging you from afar...... You could very easily just purchase cleaning supplies, something basic like Windex, a spray that some of you are in dire need of... (clean your dirty ass mirror before you take a crappy, ill-posed selfie). Since you're not going to do that, well then maybe you should dust off your home or sweep and mop, or better yet buy your own cleaning equipment (like a carpet cleaning vacuum for instance. Stop splurging on dumb materialistic things like gym clothes, video games, or just commodities that are way out of your price range. Don't lie to yourself and say it's an investment for your future. We all know you're mentally weak and use these purchases as a temporary drug that make you feel better about your sorry life. News flash, it's 2021 the Rona is still rampede and your life is still a joke). Wake up, get off your ass and clean your home you bum! You have roaches as roommates for godsake!!!! In conclusion, I don't understand the point of reviews but yet here I am. I truly don't know if this LLC is legit or what it's mission statement is, but hey if you're living in the infamous County of Orange and want to try something local, judging by the other reviews the dudes name is Raphael (no he's not a ninja turtle, just a dude who cleans everything.... I mean Everything *wink wink* no questions asked). But yeah, sweeps, mops, cleans your carpet with a special solution of something and soap. If you're willing to take a chance on walking around without a mask then take a Chance on "Pristine Carpets" solid 5 reviews read more
