Pioneers of EVIL. Someone didn't file paperwork after I got a DUI-In Control (I parked in my…read moreapartment parking spot, took a Xanax, and fell asleep as I hadn't slept in days) so a warrant went went out for my arrest. Wasn't read my Miranda Rights, wasn't told why I was being arrested, denied a phone call, and put in solitary confinement for 5 days. Never did an officer talk to me. The food delivery person asked why I stopped eating and told him such. He went and got me a phone call and that's how I got out. The food deliverer is more ethical than the devils who run the place.

A surreal experience at the king county jail. Dear attorney, I had an unbelievable experience at…read morethe king county jail on July 12. With your focus on the unbelievable, I thought you might be able to utilize some of the material my visit to the jail generated. Including: a video of 4 deputies beating my handcuffed ass and then, surprisingly, responding to my "kite", (jail complaint form) by claiming, again, in writing, that anyone that makes a King County Jail Deputy feel disrespected, gets their ass kicked. Please let me know if you have any interest. Warning, I'm a 59 year old lawyer, never been in trouble in my life, well, until last week. Arrested and assaulted by 4 deputies on Friday, July 12, charges (burglary kitchen arranging, I'm not kidding about that) released on Saturday, charges dismissed on Tuesday. The jail will not give up the video yet, they claim its release could threaten the security of the facility. The written statement by the deputy saying they have the right to assault anyone that "disrespects" they won't give up either, but they'll have to eventually. My experience in the jail was surreal. If you say anything wrong, you get punished, delays of communication, and blistering violence. Please take a look at what I have? It's another world in there and the deputies are running the place.

Bob Andrin and the ladies of Purdy Women's Prison did the flowers for my wedding. They were…read moreabsolutely gorgeous and a great value. We got so many compliments on them. I would definitely use them again.

Hello I was put in jail 7/27 I was denied medical attention all night and made fun of by the guards…read morefor telling them I have a documented tbi they made jokes a officer yomans who's had someone previously die when he was supposed to be doing walks.they told me if I have a tbi them I wouldn't remember anything the tramatic brain injury I have involves my eyes this is not funny or ok ethics I also have a back injury I gave them dates 4/10/24 so they could look up the wsp incident report for my accident they kept saying they were gonna get me medical care an didnt I banged on the metal door all night asking for medical attention finally I had to say I was suicidal to get a mandatory reporter there from the crisis clinic to docment the cuts on my hands an that I was denied medical attention

Such great officers that really made light of situations and made it a very easy going experience…read morewhile being here. Very clean place and quick booking process was great. I don't plan on being back but for my first time being in jail the officers made it one to remember.

Had to swing by to bail my brother out over Memorial Day weekend (family traditions, you know), and…read moreI gotta say--shoutout to this jail for being open on a holiday! Truly the unsung heroes of 3-day weekends. The check-in process? Retro chic. You gotta show up in person and buzz in like you're entering an exclusive club... if the club had bars and sadness instead of cocktails and DJs. Now, let's talk payments. No Apple Pay, no debit--strictly old-school cash vibes. I haven't touched physical money since 2019, so finding an ATM was like a scavenger hunt through the 7 circles of inconvenience. Bathroom review: 5 stars. Spotless. Seriously, I've been to brunch places that were way sketchier. I almost wanted to hang out longer just for the facilities. If they ever list this place on Airbnb, I'm booking the bathroom suite. Would I come back? Hopefully not. But if I do, I know I'll be hydrated and comfortable. Staff 10/10 love them they're like family now seriously.

Will not recommend coming here. Not good hospitality. Food is horrible, beds are uncomfortable. I…read morewanted a suite but they downgraded to bunkbeds. They make you wear clothes you don't even like and is out of fashion. Def recommend staying away. Check in is at whatever time the panda looking can bring you but they won't let you check out at the time you want to. Def saying to stay somewhere like a beach or something

My son recently was taken here, it is in the middle of remodeling. On his first court date I…read moreattended, there was a nice lady to check you in and guide you to where you needed to be, she even walked us there. My son has told me he never wants to go back but that he will miss the staff and some kids he met there. When I went to visit, I could sit right by him and rub his back... I felt sad for my son but knew he was facing his consequences there. It seemed low key during visiting but i don't know how he felt when he had to go back to where he came from. Another positive I noticed was he was attending school inside the facility.

Very old facility needs a remodel badly! The staff is some friendly some not so friendly this place…read morehouses several different departments. Parking is terrible. I hate going here and seeing youth attend court without parents. It's very sad.

Awesome jail. Staff was super-friendly and didn't beat me up or anything. We had laughs and jokes…read moreand the jailers gave me extra toilet paper and blankets. Due to my sexiness, I was able to seduce the female guard into letting me smoke a cigarette before being locked away. And due to my hilarity, I was able to make the deputy administering the breath-test to get it wrong, making it inadmissible in court. Bonus! There's a healthy amount of pornography pasted to the underside of the bottom bunk in each cell and the staff is more than happy to give you a cell on your own should one be available. Another bonus is that, unless you're a 100LB methhead, it's likely you'll be bigger and better at fighting than anyone in your block. Hooray! My only complaint is the rude 5AM wake-up time, poor game/book selection and grubby telephone that didn't really work.