Guns-N-Roses
"Sweet Pie O Mine"
They've got toppings it seems to me
Reminds me of pizza memories
Where everything was as fresh
As the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see their faces
They notice I've got fat in different places
And if they stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Oh-oh-oh! Sweet Pie O Mine
Oh, oh, oh-oh! Sweet Pie O Mine
They've got salads of the greenest kinds
As healthy as the rain
I love to look into my salad bowl
And see those greens and grains
The kale reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where greenhouse bugs could hide
And pray to lose weight again
And for obesity to pass me by
Oh-oh-oh! Sweet Pie O Mine
Oh, oh, oh-oh! Sweet Pie O Mine
What to get: CYO large salad w/kale
What else: CYO pizza w/red sauce & fresh mozz
Best service crew in America. By a distance. It's a pleasure to call them my wonderful friends.
My fave healthy place in WNY - both locations I've visited. There really isn't anything like it in the region, it was needed. It p**ses the f*** over most create-your-own salad places (including the one it's modeled after, NYC's Chopt) because (a) the salads are huge, filling, (b) unlimited toppings instead of stingy pieces of sh**, (c) everything's as fresh as Outkast in "So Fresh, So Clean" And (D) because who doesn't love the (D).
Skip the bland proteins. But then if you live in the rich burbs, any hint of spice will probably be a bad mix with the 57 prescription pills you're on, I know how it is, and I'm deeply sorry that Pumpkin Spice Lattes are gone, but they'll be back a few months along. Speaking of a few months along, your daughter's preggo again.
So. Huge array of salad choices, they throw everything in a huge bowl, chop it all up, $8 or so. The more toppings, the bigger your salad. Get lots. If you have a really big salad like me, the girls (and boys) will love you. Oh wait I stopped talking about salads for a minute.
But yeah. Some employees make the salads bigger than others. If you know what I mean. I know which employees will make it really, really big. Still talking about salad. It's perfect for somebody who's trying to eat healthy, and get a lot of greens in their system. Put kale in it. Get more dressing so you're less aware that you're munching a crapload of Kale. Come on, it won't kale you. Ha. Ha. Ha.
For dressing, I just squirt olive oil on it, but Balsamic, or Chipotle Lime, or Greek, are all top notch. And the walls are covered in Fox puns. You'd think I own the place. Like I owned your mother last night.
They also make surprisingly good pizza. Not a fan of this Chipotle "cooked while you wait pizza" (yes I know Chipotle doesn't make pizza stfu thx), but it's spectacularly good here. I'm not biased enough to deny when something tastes amazing. These do. They make that overrated, awful Pi Craft crap (if you like Pi Craft I don't like you so please stop reading and go to someone else's review) embarrassed to exist. They take Pi Craft's god awful concept and make it good. So yeah. Let's go get a microbrew.
It's yummerific cuz they use good ingredients, as with the salad. Generous size. A million miles away from WNY greasy pizza. Don't get me wrong. Real Buffalo pizza wins. But on a scale from Franco's/Good Guys/Imperial/Bella at the high end, to Papa John's and licking the seat of a toilet (OK, nah, toilets aren't THAT bad), POM is closer to Franco's than the Peyton Manning end. And who wants to be close to Peyton's end, anyway.
They're expanding to Cleveland, Florida, and this is their 2nd of 3 WNY locations. But because of the manager (Tim), because of the new mgr (Nia), and because of the incredible employees - none will ever be even half as good as this location.
Now scuse me, I have to go destroy a Greens CYO Salad faster and with more reckless abandon than Biebs destroyed "Despacito."
So last night a dude was tasting this PIE O MINE
And he said "ew bro, u kno u taste like OLIVE BRINE"
So I heeded his advice and set aside DOCTOR TIME
Who then sent me urgenty to my OB-GYN
I stripped down to my CALVIN KLEIN as my OB called me his VALENTINE
He was from Jerusalem and kinda looked like KEVIN KLINE
Not in Fish Called Wanda but "In & Out" (a FAVE OF MINE)
So I let him bend me over and pretended he was GERTRUDE STEIN
He was more Marvine Gaye than "I Heard It Through The GRAPEVINE"
And told me that he wanted to excavate my GOLDMINE
I felt more like a pony than m*****f***ing GINUWINE
Then he Madonna'd (pushed his love over my BORDERLINE)
I had mixed feelings so I called NBC's DATELINE
Said "my Israeli GYN f***ed me like they f***ed PALESTINE
And I felt nothing, cause he's tinier than LIECHTENSTEIN"
They said "me too" and hung up - then I went to PIE O MINE
WHAT*
*No Israelis or Palestinians were harmed in the making of this review, despite Trump's best efforts read more