Five stars for not arresting us.
If "playing through" while pounding 32 oz. cups of tequila, vodka, or whatever else, jumping sand-traps, falling out multiple times while tearing through the entire 18 hole course, yelling at people in their backyards, dropping various clubs and balls and having to flip a bitch every 20 yards, spilling your drink and speeding drunk through the entire course to get a new one at home, screaming and laughing while again jumping sand traps at 3:00am, offering beer to 12 year olds in front of their parents (that wasn't me), almost getting stranded in the desert while low on power, driving to the security gate and asking the guard on duty what "golf cart etiquette" is, isn't grounds for arrest, I'm not sure what is. read more