I love this place. It's been a bar that has been a mainstay for 20 years! Crazy! This is your quintessential place to land when you're in Lakeview and looking for good drinks, dive-y bar feel, and some good bar food. Highly recommend! read more

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Parrots is my favorite bar, and it will be yours too! Greg is an angel who walks among us, mixing up the best drinks with the snappiest sense of humor. The food: decadent, rich, affordable, and absolutely delicious. Don't forget to order the pretzel - quite literally the biggest we've ever had. The beer cheese sauce is to die for. We were graced with Greg's Alabama slammer shots with a wonderfully curated playlist that has something for everyone. Seriously.... you'll love this bar. Huge shout out to the clientele, they will welcome you as long as you show up with good vibes. read more

Parrots Bar & Grill - Coors pitcher - Bars Near Me - Chicago, Illinois

Jamie and Tammy are the absolute best. I always have fun when i visit and they go above and beyond!!

Tea!!! I love this place!! It's so fun!! Everyone is so nice!! It's cool in here and the parrot decor is tea

Great bar good vibes!! The bartenders are funny and service is quick! it's a neighborhood place and the food is good - love the fries!

The bartenders were rude and the red haired one "doesn't make cocktails" so do ask for that at a bar. Maybe they just had an off night but I don't feel the need to go back read more

I first went to Parrots about 20 years ago and always knew it to be a chill neighborhood dive bar; but after returning for the first time since COVID I was pleasantly surprised to learn it was under new ownership. They've kept the chill neighborhood vibe and all things quirky that make Parrot's unique, while upping the food game. The menu consists of standard bar fare, with everything from sharable appetizers to burgers and pizza. The steak nachos were surprisingly delicious: a combination of homemade chips drenched in yummy processed cheese sauce with flavorful bites of steak. The pizzas are light and thin tavern style and perfect for sharing. Both food and drink prices are super reasonable, and the staff is friendly. Will certainly be back more frequently! read more

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Fun dive bar for the locals that we stumble across during St. Patrick's Day weekend . They had board games and drinks specials. We order at the bar but employees were going around picking up glasses and cleaning tables for new drinking patrons. $5 green beers for the win during St Patrick's day weekend. read more

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Always a great time here - we really like the staff and the bouncer was nice enough to take a photo with us!!!!

Food is delicious! Service is fast! Staff is efficient and friendly! Fun stop on the Lakeview dive bar crawl!

Unfortunately I had a bad experience with the bartender. He ignored my friends and I, then when I went up alone he randomly stopped serving me (I was completely fine and there was no reason to) and he even lied and said they stop serving at midnight, then started pouring drinks for others. He was very rude to my friends as well. He wore a hat that said "you're not an influencer you're just a whore" which I thought was weird. I only got one drink and even tipped him so I don't understand what we did wrong. The place itself was okay, maybe a bit crowded. Overall not a fan and will not be back read more

Amazing bartenders, come here for a good time! 10000/10!! Bunch of amazing cool down to earth industry people. Fuck you lauren S read more

Parrots Bar & Grill - Bars Near Me - Chicago, Illinois

I first came to parrots about 2 years ago. I was relatively new to the city at the time and had my local bars decided. Fortunately, I had an annoying roommate who disparaged Parrots. He was legitimately scared. I've always been a contrarian so I elected to go in one day. When you walk in, it's a bit of a time warp, and that's awesome. Prices are more than fair and the selection will leave no one wanting. When I first came here, there was a legendary bartender/owner named Grant. I brought friends here and asked how the pizza was. Deadpan, the man says to me, "honestly... best frozen pizza in Chicago." He was right. So I don't what you need out of your neighborhood bar, but I can confidently say that Parrots won't miss. RIP Grant - thank you for making us feel at home while we were wandering. It will never be the same here, but we'll keep coming here because you made this place a home read more

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Greg is the best bartender ever. He gentle patented us, and was so nice. love you homie

Biased.,,ehhh being from Illinois and living in Chicago for a few year so YES. But then I judge harder as well... When you find Parrots and walk down inside it's not your typical shotgun Chicago style bar! Oh No! Drinks to the left and games to the right! Curved , yes curved. long, bar. Local heavy but 2 drinks in and you're family. Food is on point! It's your local go place that makes all us want to move to, or back to Chicago. read more

Great local spot with good food! Free pool and darts. Trivia night. TouchTunes. Highly recommend to anyone

Love playing pool here... Great crowd/service and good bar food. 85 characters needed but my review was done... I guess that will give them what they need... They should probably reduce 85 characters.... read more

This was my first trip to Parrots and I will definitely be back. Mike is a pro behind the bar and welcomed our whole group. There's pool, lots of space, good drinks, and friendly regulars. Thanks, Parrots! read more

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Super chill bar! Free pool (at least when I was there on a Thursday) and darts which is always a plus. Not a huge selection of beers on draft but that's okay! Cheap beers as well. Paid like $3 for a Miller high life and like 5 or 6 for a draft. read more

Pizza was about what I expected and we all enjoyed it. Great service and free pool/ darts is always solid, great dive read more

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Tracy is awesome. Very chill, good jukebox, free pool table, yummy food, good drink specials. Don't forget the handshake!

Parrot's is definitely a dive bar. I say that with love. I came here for the first time with my wife and a friend after dinner, on a Saturday. We wanted to get a couple drinks and play some pool or darts. Real, steel-tipped darts, not that electronic abomination. I love both, so the fact that they had both (and free!) was a huge draw. The pool table was pretty much constantly taken, and I didn't feel like challenging for the table, so we just played darts. Two boards, so no issues, at least not that night. The beer selection is good, at least in bottles and cans. I didn't see anything that blew me away on tap. Bummer. Wine selection sucked, but there is a full bar, of course. I stuck with beer. The waitress in the back room was awesome! Super nice, very accommodating and really friendly. She made it totally worth the visit all by herself. I wish this place was a couple blocks closer so I could be here more often. Then again, it's probably good that it's not... read more

I recently moved to Chicago and Parrot's is already my favorite regular spot. The staff follows the golden rule, don't be an a**hole and they'll treat you like family. The food is far better than you'd expect from a neighborhood bar and trying everything on the menu has become my new life goal. As for general vibe- think flannels, pool cues, a loud jukebox, and a great time. read more

Parrot's is one of my favorite neighborhood bars. No frills, carpeted ramp, pool tables in the back, great bartenders, and plenty of board games. I came to write this review because they just started serving food again and it is PHENOMENAL bar food. So far, I've have the nachos, hand cut fries, wings, burritos. Lastly, as a beef stew connoisseur, it is the best in the city. read more

Don't go when Adrienne is bartending. Passive aggressive who is bitter because she doesn't make enough money, so she takes it out on the customers for not tipping what she wants you to tip and says it out loud. Overall a rude person. read more

They don't make them like this anymore. A real bar with real people. Go have a drink and remember Grant. They don't make them like him anymore either. read more

Great dive bar. It's also downstairs! Decent bar food, too. Good prices and free pool and darts. Darren is a cool bartender. read more

I've never played darts until tonight when i went to Parrots Bar & Grill and apparently i'm pretty decent (yay me!) We got arrived a bit early (like 7ish?) not too many people yet... My friends and i set up camp in the back room by the darts and pool table. Beer selection is decent and as the evening went on a waitress would show up to clean up cups and take any orders. There are only two single person bathrooms. I didn't order any food there but the food looked like typical bar food. I would come back to hang out with friends, play darts and just relax a bit. read more

omg my first time here and i LOVED the ambiance crafted by the neon signs and clientele. didn't have a chance to try the food but i'm sure it's scrumptious. the bartenders were very kind people. read more

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Rude staff and customers, unless you're a regular don't step foot in here. They will try to embarrass you when you ask questions . Old guy working at the bar is very rude and negative we live in the neighborhood and tried to bring a group of friends until the bartender made us feel dumb for asking how to get to the darts and the other room. We decided not to stay when his regulars asked "what did they just ask you" . No wonder it's empty every time we walk by. read more

There aren't a lot of places where you can find free pool in LP/Lakeview. There aren't a lot of places where a jack on the rocks is only $3.50. And in addition to all the other things mentioned about this place, it is chock full of the biggest collection of parrotphrenalia in all the land. Definitely worth a few hours on a low key night. read more

Parrots is America. Anytime any kind of historical event goes down, I know that I can go to Parrots to clown - that's what me and the other guys in the Birdcage say. The 'Birdcage' - by the way is what us Parrot regulars call ourselves. Anywho. Whenever sh*t goes down, I know Parrots will be there for me. for instance: when JFK was assassinated, I was at Parrots. when the Challenger exploded, I was at Parrots. when my first and third children were born, I was at Parrots. when 9/11 happened and I was supposed to be at work in one of the towers, I was at Parrots. when we got that freedom hater Bin Laden, I was at Parrots. and finally, when my wife left me, I was at Parrots. Come to think about it, this bar just may have ruined my life. So it begs the question: is Parrots the worst bar in the world? Or, is it the best? Seeing as I'm sitting here, at Parrots as I'm writing this, I'm going to have to say it's the best! read more

Before heading to some bars I often like to check Yelp to see what all the fuss is about. The basic information given was that Parrot's is a dive and that there is free popcorn and free pool. Much of the rumor was substantiated as the second you walk into the bar it is a narrow way in with dim dim lights with some 1970's looking decor. The patrons were all older people in their forties who looked like they probably visited this bar several times a week or more. The bar is bigger than it appeared from when I first walked in. There is a zigzagging way to get to the other parts of the bar and it seems as if Parrot's annexed some other bar since one room looks kind of like a pub and then the other is older wood super dive looking. I spent all of my time in their game room which featured free pool with cue stick chalk, free electronic plastic darts, and of course free popcorn. In the corner was also a wooden middle finger shaped piece of plywood, what it was for - I haven't a clue. Do not come here early, they will have community college football on, there won't be any music and the deafening silence can only be eliminated through the sound of you and your crew's talking. Beers here are like five bucks, but we all ended up buying a neverending row of pitchers while spilling popcorn all over the table and floor by accident. The crowd is interestingly diverse. As I mentioned previously, there were some neighborhood locals who camped out in the front bar. Outside, someone parked their motorized cart that drove them around, why? Obviously because they were trying to get hammered! Collared shirt asians lined one room. Random yuppies were in another room, I had a crew of nerd kids all sporting collared shirts ourselves. Th funniest group I witnessed were three especially nerdly looking people. From my perspective, I saw one as a Dungeon Master, the other looked like a short version of Napoleon Dynamite that may have spoke Klingon, and one older looking lady that probably spoke Elven. They played pool and did not look particularly good at it, but I do not care since I am not particularly good at pool myself. The kicker was when Klingon started crying! DOH Anyways I don't find anything particularly wrong about the place. They also serve pizza on top of free popcorn and also $10 pitchers of any beer. The free pool and plastic darts and music make the place worth it especially if you live in the neighborhood. I will hold a neutral stand on the place due to the neighborhood and crowd. read more

It's definitely a dive bar. So, don't go there expecting anything else. That being said, I've always had a blast. The bar has a really odd layout and there are a bunch of different areas and places to sit. They have a juke box, pool table, and a dart board. Rest assured that no matter where in the bar you're sitting there will be a number of old, neon beer signs and/or interesting art selections adding to your experience. There's never really a set crowd at Parrot's. It always seems as if the most random assortment of people just happen across it or stumble inside. The bathrooms at this place are an experience--very small and one time my friend's foot went through the floor. Consider yourself warned on that front. read more

My guy is always here with his buddies from work. I went there for the first time last weekend and it was everything everyone says it is, and more. Now, I'd rather my guy cheat on me than make popcorn without me, so the fresh, free, oil-popped corn would be enough to get five stars. But I loved Sarah the Saucy Server and the pitchers were nice and big. Not like the mini-pitchers they charge $10 on Weed St. I liked the salty bartender, too. He was nice enough to warn us away from ordering from the kitchen five minutes before closing, and pointed us in the direction of good eats down the street with an invitation to bring the food back. read more

Totally perfect for the Lincoln Parkster on those occasions where you must get your drink on early in the day and just cant be bothered to put on make-up or clean clothes. Its one of the only places in the neighborhood that doesnt cater to frat boys ot the trixie elite. So, in my book- its awesome. read more

Free pool and an overwhelming popcorn/smoke smell. However, getting to the free pool is quite the feat. Think: Jennifer Connelly's journey in the hit 1986 "Labyrinth" (maybe, if you're lucky, David Bowie music will be in the background). read more

This place is you standard neighborhood dive bar. The drinks are reasonably priced and they have a pool table and darts. However when we went they were so rude and just a general unwelcome atmosphere. The bartender was very rude and seemed like he hated having customers there. I wanted to like this place so badly but I don't see myself coming back. read more

Seen by a friend outside of Parrots last week: a Rascal scooter. 11 stars. read more

This was my hangout way back around 1999-2001 until i moved away. I still visit every time I come back to Chicago and am happy to say nothing at all has changed, at least as of when I visited last year. Its so unlike all the other bars in LP or Lakeview. Yes, its a dive, and I miss it so. Get to know Grant and the rest of the crew. Take care of them and they'll take care of you. BTW, popcorn and pool has always been free there, and they do serve food, but its just frozen stuff thrown in a toaster oven. ;) There's plenty of 24-hour greasy spoons to stumble to after the bar closes, eat popcorn until then. read more