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Imperial Dynasty

Imperial Dynasty

3.7
(121 reviews)
3.7 mi
$$

Been here a couple of times to gather my thoughts. Food is above average but could easily be…read moreimproved. Number 1 is that it is never ready on time and somehow never really hot. I live 5 minutes away and always have to reheat it. Number 2 is the lack of sauce and spice, nothing is remotely spicy and you need to get a baby spoon to maybe get a scoop if sauce off the bottom. Number 3 is their prices charged are higher than their menu. Almost not noticeable but I noticed, just print new menu's if you raised your prices, pretty bad business practice. Outside area is very dark as is the restaurant, need some lighting.

Reversing the practice of the early colonizing imperialist, Imperial Dynasty rolled into the…read morewestern world of Mahwah looking to dominate and take over the Chinese Food World. A lovely establishment, with a wonderful ambiance... these imperialists have the vibe game under wraps. Dimmed lights knocking away the potentially self shaming and self fattening frights of over ordering. The mellowness sets a scene that must be accompanied by way too much food. Like way too much. Order all you can. You deserve it. You work 9-5 sometimes 8-6, what else do you have in your life? Nothing. You aren't in control. ~ You work for the man, a man that you don't even know. You don't even care to know. You wish to be away on an island, in the sun having fun at noon in the middle of the week. But that's not modern society. That's not your modern society, that's not ours. The future will be brighter... will be better. Unoccupied by work our future generations thrive, unbeknownst to the old traditions of work weeks. Old boomers grumble and mumble, but instead they should be happy. Happy that the tireless rat race has concluded. That the rats got the cheese. You missed out... but don't be jealous of those who didn't. ~ You know what you do control? You control what you are ordering off the menu tonight. Oh man doesn't it all sound so good right now? I could just rip off my tongue and throw it against the wall right now I'm starving just thinking about it. Egg roll, boneless spare ribs and dumplings for the app. All for me. Imperial has a nice egg roll, nice and crisp and good filling. Chicken with broccoli at massive proportions, lo mein and fried rice both scraped off the roof of my mouth as my eyes couldn't deny my taste buds long enough for the heat to settle. Very good fried rice. That is always nice to see. Such a simple meal but you can really tell the difference when it's a very good one. You know what I like? A lot of egg in my fried rice. Fry me up. More cholesterol the better... your doctor is lying to you. Just go work out. Slightly elevated levels are good for the muscles. Big muscles. Big dumplings. Big dumplings make big muscles. Big muscles need more dumplings to replenish. Life like a circle. Imperialism is like a mishapened circle, an obscurely malformed oval that continues to expand until it is occupied by all under one umbrella - ella - ella - aye - aye - ayayayayayayyy! Anyways yea get the blood moving and the bum bouncing here. It's a good option, not the best around but good times I can promise ya that. Dr. Linguini Bonotucci, signing off. Prescribing you with another lovely review.

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