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    Neon Armadillo

    4.1 (96 reviews)
    Open 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

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    Sam K.

    Gave Neon Armadillo another try, this time with my family and was still disappointed unfortunately. Servers are great and friendly. This time, they had someone check on our table after ordering (maybe since it was a larger group?) to make sure our orders went through correctly. Despite this, 3 of the items that were ordered failed to make it to our table, and we had to ask the servers to correct the issue. VERY FRUSTRATING since I thought after a month in operation, they would have worked out these kinks. Food again is not as good as it can be, which is really frustrating because Neon Armadillo literally checks every other box. It's an AWESOME hang out spot for the community, open seating and relaxed place to let your kids run around and the adults can watch games and socialize all in one place. Everything we got was a super small portion size for what you're paying, and the flavors for most items are still off (mushrooms, guacamole, and don't get me started on the chips and salsa!). And just like my first time, the brisket was completely sold out again, so I have yet to try it. We did get to try the 1/2 chicken which was tasty but not much better than other restaurants for the price. The Farmacy Burger was also super overpriced for the size and there is no option to have a side of fries. Another consideration, if you have any vegetarian in your group as I did, there is a severe lack of options some they use beef tallow instead of seed oils in nearly everything! At my first visit, we were disappointed that the burgers didn't have an option to swap out for a gluten free bun if you have a gluten allergy. Overall, I'd say Neon Armadillo is a fun place to visit to catch and game and maybe a small bite to eat, but the food isn't their strong point sadly.

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    Robert M.

    I really enjoyed this spot and will be coming back as soon as I can. In fact, as soon as I can in the winter months before it gets crazy popular in the summer. It's that kind of place - it is going to draw a lot of folks because it is a cool place, well designed with awesome food and drinks. As I run this review, remember - I loved it! These are just some pointers that I wish I knew. Being 1/2 way between Wimberley & San Marcos will allow it to advertise as being in the Wimberley Valley (tourists' target) but also draw from San Marcos (larger population). This place made me think that Austin had finally spread to Wimberley. It just has the Austin vibe displanted to Wimberley. I think the main thing that peeps will have a hard time with is that it has nothing to do with what you think of as the process of a "normal" restaurant. Think of it as a high class Chipotle's. You go to a counter to order, you get a buzzer, you get your food later. The only thing that you don't have to do is buss your table. This will turn off a lot of folks and is jamming up their flow (there are employees purely there to educate folks re: how it works), but eventually enough people will understand it that it will start to flow. But this place is here to stay. They've already started innovating (the food ready buzzers) so I have great optimism that this place will knock it out of the park. To help you with the flow: look for the bar. As soon as you go inside look for a menu holder on the wall and grab one. As soon as you know what you want, walk up to one of the cash registers at the bar and make an order and they will give you a buzzer. If you have cocktails/alcohol, wait for your drinks. Once that's clear, go to the right and get your non-alcoholic beverages, utensils, water, napkins etc. Then go find a seat. When it buzzes, someone will bring you your food. EXACTLY like Chipotles! But it has a more upscale vibe. So the place is just fantastically styled. We went inside in December because we thought it would be too cool outside. Most of the smart people were outside because the heaters made it just fantastic. We had lovely seats inside and really, really enjoyed the styling. The drinks were fantastic. I had the Neon Armadillo Margarita and they know their Margarita's. My date had the Sangria and thought the same. We also got the guacamole and chips. Just like Chipotle the chips came in a lunch bag. After futzing with that a while, we just went to the "utensil/drink bar" and got a take out container. It worked MUCH better for retrieving chips from a paper bag for the stellar guacamole. For the entree I had the Neon Wedge Salad with Smoked Brisket. I enjoyed the heck out of it and it was ginormous. Wasn't craft brisket by any measure, but it was tasty just the same. The poblano ranch was a perfect accompaniment. My date went with the Farmacy Bowl with Chicken. The chicken was off the hook good. Better than my Brisket. Only down side is that she was set back by the heat of the jalapeno's. It was advertised so that's on her. She's not a chili head so it was kind of hard to eat. Pro-tip: ask if it can be done without them if you aren't a chilihead. Overall, loved the place. It is NOT your mother's restaurant. Get used to that and you will enjoy the heck out of it.

    Liza B.

    I was visiting my son in Austin and he took me here for a holiday cocktail. This place is awesome, lots of outdoor space with fun activities, as well as a nice variety of seating and fire pits. The decor of the place was over the top, wickedly eclectic. The drinks were creative and delicious. Although we didn't get any food, I did see and smell many tempting options. Can't wait to bring my honey back here with me in the Spring when we visit Austin again!

    Kids playing everywhere outdoors! Very family friendly!
    Allison K.

    This places is eclectic and fun...and very family friendly!! Food was ok, but the atmosphere made it worth it! We didn't think it was that pricey either.

    Jennifer V.

    We were so surprised by this place! We LOVED it! Fabulous food, family fun, great drinks, great live music! It was super busy but we were able to seat immediately because of their open seating! Amazing and beautiful patio but the inside is BEAUTIFUL! The entire staff was fantastic! Will be one of our favorites.

    Pork, lamb, chicken, brisket with tortillas
    Mark L.

    This place is great little get away if you want to get your bbq on. It's a very scenic and great drive getting there with scenic views a hilly, windy roads. You are greeted by someone at the entrance which is all open & family oriented. I suggest ordering a little bit of everything, like lamb carnitas, brisket, pulled pork, & the chicken. You can get from a 1/3lb of each to 5lbs if you wanted. It comes w/your choice of tortillas. Get the avocado pico app for a snack and slap it on your tacos. Lots of staff so food was fast and they were very attentive. The beer selection was good with mainly Texas beers and of course local Austin and dripping springs breweries represented. A must visit!

    Audrey K.

    Wow! This place is so amazing. The eclectic decor, the incredible indoor AND outdoor space, the unique dishes to choose from, and delicious drinks! There's a huge area for kids to play, a great stage for live much, or a peaceful outdoor porch with an awesome view. We got the nachos, a brisket salad, and my husband got the burger and we loved it all. Delicious drinks, and our server Lawson was so kind! Can't wait to come back. This is the perfect place for this location.

    Brisket with potato salad

    For a restaurant that calls themselves a BBQ joint, they didn't even have BBQ sauce, seriously unheard of. The atmosphere was great, epically if you have kids, however the food was just very overpriced and not enjoyable. If you enjoy live music and expensive drinks, this may be the place for you, however if you are looking for great BBQ, this ain't the place.

    We really wanted to love this place because the environment is fantastic. It's very family-friendly, fun, and has a great vibe that works well for groups with kids. Unfortunately, the food just didn't match the atmosphere. The quality was underwhelming across the board and felt like an afterthought. Service was mediocre. Not terrible, but not memorable or attentive either. At the end of the day, it feels like you're paying for the environment rather than the food or service. If you're coming to hang out and let kids enjoy the space, it works. If you're coming for a good meal, expectations should be lowered.

    lamb tacos,  the presentation is subpar and I'll need twice the tortillas for that amount of meat.  for $20, probably won't do it again.

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    We had the best time with family and the nachos and wings were amazing!! Caroline our server made it even more memorable!! Ask for her!!

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