I had heard good things about the new hotel Dune. That it was a very cool small boutique hotel with a nice spa & restaurant.
I was down on the beach road fannying about & decided to go & check it out. It's small alright, VERY small & the beach, although quite lovely is smaller than my backyard. I bet you can't even get 15-20 people on that small beach area without feeling like sardines.
Anyhoo, the lady at the front desk told me that they charge $20USD to sit on their beach all day (if your not staying in the hotel) & that the restaurant was all organic.
When I sat down in the restaurant I could barely get any service. There was literally no one around bc there was tons of seaweed on the beach & in the ocean making it impossible to get in the water so there was no people in sight.
I finally did get a waiter & he brought me a bottle of water. Never ask me if I wanted a drink or anything just left me there all alone with the sounds of crashing seaweed against the beach. LOL
He finally did come & ask me if I wanted to order some food & I said yes, let me try this caprese salad & he walked away.
So, out comes the tiny caprese salad with barely no dressing on it. I think, well this must be some very very tasty salad to have almost no dressing on it. So I dig in.
Everyone that knows me KNOWS I grow a organic garden every year on my farm. I know my organic veggies & this was no organic salad. The greens were super fresh & it was plated pretty. However, the tomatoes had absolutely no flavor, not organic. Not even close. And the "supposedly fresh organic moz cheese" was store bought.
After wasting over a hour of my day all alone, starring at fugly organic seaweed washing up on the beach & eating a tasteless pretty salad, I decided that "Dune" was a fitting name for this lampoon.
It might be many a moon b4 I return to Dune. read more