Three years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a guy in SF. At the time, I was a poor graduate school student who couldn't afford multiple round trip airfare, so I rode the hell out of Megabus.
Fast forward to now. New man, new career, new me. A few days ago, I needed to find transportation from SF to LA. I have a tendency to save money any way I can, so I thought, why not Megabus it? :D
UGH I hate you, past Nari. Worst decision I've made this month.
My new thoughts on Megabus:
1. I already knew this, but I forgot how incredibly anal they are about the 1 luggage per person policy. I stared in disbelief as I witnessed a Megabus worker speaking condescendingly to a woman who brought 2 duffle bags. In his defense, I understand how it's annoying that people don't read or follow the rules clearly stated on the email confirmation ticket. But still, calm down Bag Nazi, you could have told her nicely. Don't gotta be so rude.
2. Typically, a bus ride from SF to LA takes about 7 hours. When I was young and full of energy, this was no problemo. Not anymore man. I was literally withering away like a sad unwatered plant. Body aches, headaches, and nausea are not fun. Ugh I'm old.
3. They have one stop in a deserted town called Buttonwillow. They have a Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Subway, Starbucks, convenience store, and clean bathrooms nearby. The bus driver will give you 15-30 minutes to roam free to buy food, take a piss, and whatnot. BUT once in a while, there will be people who think Buttonwillow is fucking Disneyland and will disappear for over an hour. And so everyone else will be waiting in the bus for them. WHY?
4. Sometimes the bus breaks down (i.e. blown tires, overheating engine) and you are deserted in the middle of nowhere. Then you will have to wait for the replacement bus. This takes time, minimum of 1 hour.
So all of the above situations (#1-4) happened during this ONE time I decided to use Megabus again after 3 years. Let's do the math, shall we?
Driving time: 7 hours
Overheating engine problem: 1 hour
Waiting for laggers at Buttonwillow: 1 hour
Making two stops at San Jose & Burbank: 30 min
GRAND TOTAL: 9.5 hours to go from SF to LA. Felt like 9.5 motherf'ing weeks.
Unless you are a young and poor student, there is no reason to take the Megabus. You are a grown ass working (wo)man. You work hard for your money, and you do not deserve to be subjected to such a torture called Megabus. Spend the extra hundred or two and buy yourself a plane ticket. Please.
So as for you Megabus, we are officially and permanently breaking up. It's you, not me. BYE. read more