ahem - this "adult-winter-without-snow-water-park-open-all-year-super-affordable-fake-snow-mountain" only has 2 reviews? Now I know why the place wasn't crowded - ya'll just don't know about it yet.
Sit down crisscross applesauce as I tell you about middle Virginia's best-kept snowless secret. It's a completely fake mountain you can snowboard, inner-tube and ski on ALL YEAR LONG. You read that right, hooked-on-phonics-grads. The hill is lined with what feels like overgrown toothbrush bristles and is constantly being watered by an in-ground sprinkler system.
Is it like snow? Hell nah! It's toothbrushes! But, if you can master the toothbrush mountain, snow will be like slicing butter. They have a bunny hill (represent!) and it has a few features to practice on before the big hill that has a lot more options as far as features, jumps and other goodies (and they keep switching the features out, so it's like a new mountain every time).
The big mountain has a magic carpet on one side that services that as well as a kiddy (and adult - don't front, that shizz be fun as all get out) tubing. The other side features that "eternal snowboard gooch" machine to get up. The bunny hill has both a magic carpet as well as a rope pulley (you should get a ribbon once you figure out how to master that - expert level is doing it behind you back ((I don't want to brag, but I'm like Valedictorian of the back rope)).
The "lodge" is nice; however, food is about as extensive as your local WaWas minus actual food - it's a vending machine with a cashier basically. It seems like the upstairs lodge is often reserved for events, and the downstairs if the rental gear - which is extremely reasonably priced. Think under $20 for the day. The pass for the mountain is charged hourly and again - it's like $11 for an hour. If you clutched you wallet in horror, you've not been to an actual-snow mountain where I swear they must build the lifts out of pressed 'hunnits' it's so expensive.
What gear do you need for an all-year snowless mountain? Unless you're looking for discounted bodily exfoliation, you'll need to wrap up the knees and elbows and hands. Those bristles aren't kind. By "hands," I'd recommend heavy duty gloves if you're planning to face plant or use the bunny-hill rope pulley system. If you plan to use the jumps, you're required to use a helmet.
Let's see... what else. There's plenty of parking. The sled thing seemed super cool - you can just hear college kids giggling like school girls as they shoot down it. You can book a lesson which again - super cheap - and includes a 2-hour pass. They're higher up, so weather changes quickly and they'll shut down in 30-minute increments if there's lightning. It's run by Liberty University, so I don't know if it's in the water, but the employees are insanely nice. I don't know the last time I heard a twenty-something say "butt" instead of the preferred three letter word (can we curse on Yelp?).
I think that wraps it up. I spent 5 hours there non-stop last weekend. It's easy to lose track of time having a blast. If you show up and I face plant on you with a snowboard, I apologize in advanced. read more