NO NO & MORE NO!
(or "A Nightmare On Bell Street")
Just left there & won't be back. My friend & I went out for a girl's night out & decided to meet up at Kirin Sushi based on its Yelp reviews. I ordered a glass of merlot, calamari, clear soup, shrimp tempura roll, and hibachi combo shrimp & beef. She ordered plum wine & 2 shrimp tempura rolls. I don't know where to begin other than to just jump right in.
The merlot arrived hot as hell. Upon my first sip, I immediately thought "this is what Satan's ball sweat must taste like". WhoTF serves hot red wine. I bought it to the attention of the waitress that my wine was hot & she proceeded to tell me "Ah yea this red wine, it served hot". I immediately thought but didn't reply, "b@#!h lies you tell & where TF they do that at". Strike 1
The shrimp tempura rolls arrived and my friend started eating hers. I had not yet taken this dive as I was sipping on my clear soup & transferring the ice from my water to my Satan's Ball Sweat merlot. After about 20 seconds, my friend said her sushi tasted funny, different, & weird. Why-O-f'ng why did I decide to then try mine. (Why do we do that anyways when someone says "this tastes funny try it & then like idiots we try it")
The best way I can describe the so-called sushi is "a hot mess" because that's exactly what it was. It was soaked in oil/grease or Satan's pimple juice, whatever TF it was. It was so oily that the white rice was no longer white but had taken on the color of cold greasy french fries. The rice surrounding the sushi was like clear coconut oil soaked something. I can't describe it any better other than that. I like a fool tasted a piece of it. It was indeed a hot mess. It tasted stale, hot, old, waxy, brittle, dry, tasteless, salty, & greasy all at the same damn time. How in the Fk does that even happen. Strike 2
When the waitress brought my hibachi combo shrimp & beef, I thought to inform her that the sushi was apparently EXTRA dead or had been extracted from the asshole of a demon from hell & was therefore inedible but what came out my mouth was "I'm sorry but the sushi tastes funny & we don't want it". She says, "so you no want, you no like". No dammit, me no want, me no like chewing on demon ass juice.
She agreed to take the sushi rolls off our tickets & left the hibachi plate. We had had enough & simply wanted to get out of that "restaurant" asap before we both threw up. (No joking, it was that bad). I asked for a to-go box for the hibachi plate. My friend paid the check & we left the shrimp tempura rolls, Satan's Ball Sweat merlot, & her half glass of plum wine on the table and exited said establishment Road Runner Tazmania Devil style.
Well, now to the worse part. (Oh yeah, wait for it, wait for it...)
Since we hadn't eaten anything really, we decided to go to our real sushi spot so I put the to-go plate in my vehicle & we drove to our fave sushi spot & had our wonderful as usual sushi. When we left for the night, my friend walked with me to my car so I could drive her back to her car. Upon opening my car doors, we were rushed with what could only be described as the smell of Satan's ass crack after he's had explosive diarrhea for 8 days straight but only had dead dog hair to wipe his ass. Whatever was in that to-go box pretending to be shrimp or beef was so funky it can't be explained. What TF did they serve me! There is no way in Fk that was beef. It had to be dead alley cat, roadkill possum, or 68 day old rotted skunk. We hesitantly got into the car & proceeded to let down the windows in order to be able to sit inside the vehicle while I was driving as opposed to hanging Ace Ventura style out the damn windows. Needless to say, I threw the entire thing out the car right into the garbage. Once again I ask, WHAT TF did they serve me under the guise of beef! Strike 3, b@a#h you out!
I believe it was the wise philosopher Justin De'Bieber who said "Never say never" but after my first & last trip to Kirin Sushi in Antioch, TN at 795 Bell Rd, I will NEVER, EVER, NEVER set foot in that place again! NEVAAAAAAAAA!
& for all those who rated this place a 4 or 5 star, I call total BS on that. There is no way in Fk that any of those people actually entered this place nor did they actually eat here. If they did, they haven't a clue what sushi is. How TF you getting 4 & 5 star reviews but you only have about 5 f'ng tables in the "little chinese takeout" spot & your food tastes & smells like this & can someone tell me where the f'ng hibachi grill is! How TF you bring me some hibachi grill yet I haven't seen, smelled, or heard ish cooking on a hibachi grill.
My words to the wise, stay TF away from this black hole. That's the best way to describe it because it's a f'ng mystery.
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