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Kale Me Crazy

4.1 (72 reviews)
Open • 7:00 am - 8:00 pm

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Grill Chicken Pesto Wrap
Larsandra D.

Soooo delicious ,I love it ,it was so good and I will definitely get again and the atmosphere was clean

Tamanna G.

Great place to get a protein smoothie pre or post workout. They have tonne of lunch options too. The staff is friendly and knowledgeable. This location is within the Toco hills plaza and cannot be seen from regular traffic. They have ample of parking space here.

Entry way, super cute!
Micaela R.

I came in today and got a Power House smoothie without cashews and it was just okay. I would like to try another item on the menu because this place is super cute. You can add and subtract things from smoothies which was really cool. I'll be back

The warrior
Cynthia G.

I arrived at 9am this morning when the store just opened. I was greeted immediately by the staff. Ordered the warrior on the smoothie menu - it's a lot sweeter than I expected. Later I checked the nutrition menu and realized that it contains quite a bit of sugar. Should have checked before I ordered! But the drink itself tasted awesome, and the ambience was good. Service was quick and staff was friendly.

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Cristin N.

I love a good smoothie when it is hot outside. I got the tropical one which didn't contain any almond milk or nut products. The straw is not plastic it says it's made of chlorella and is compostable. The smoothie was not too sweet. Tastes like all the fruits. Prices seem fair.

KMC Iced Latte
DJ G.

Visited Toco Hills Town Center and needed a quick "pick me up" and found this cute spot. They had a couple drink options, but this one stuck out because of the maple syrup and cinnamon! The good: it was DELICIOUS and I'm not weighed down. The bad: I finished it in 3 sips. The cup was basically full of ice. Womp womp. Maybe I'll visit again and get some food and try another drink!

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Amber M.

It was pure & fresh. Made with frozen fruits . It was okay , not what I accepted. I will come back to try an bowl

Kale Caesar & Smoked Salmon Salad
Antonett J.

Okay, so I am very happy that before I wrote this review I decided to visit a second time to try different items on their menu. Kale me Crazy is just a tad bit over rated BUT it is a quick, simple and easy healthy meal to grab for lunch. The first time I went I had a half smoked salmon salad and half kale Caesar salad along with a vegan wrap. Now the salads were great. I was not expecting the salmon to be pretty much raw but I still enjoyed it. The vegan wrap was very basic and I could've made something better at home but I did enjoy it with the sauce they provided. Now my second time coming I decided to try the chicken wrap on grilled whole wheat and had avocado added... this wrap was AMAZING. The flavor hit me so hard I literally almost moaned out loud in straight food satisfaction! Definitely can't wait to go back and try out some smoothies and other wraps.

Pink splash with hemp protein
Liz O.

This place had a intimate, yet clean and bright interior. It's the kind of place you get smoothies or food to go. The lady who took my order was helpful and pointed out a few good options. I landed on pink splash and added a protien in -hemp seed. I also got a shot of turmeric, lemon, and honey. Both items were yummy. I'd say the price was a tad steep, but not bad for a treat every now and then. It matches the pricing of the area. I wouldn't mind coming back a second time to try one of their other menu items.

Tricia T.

Little juice/smoothie/food place in Cameron village, down the ways from the Village tavern. The shop is clean and very bright, with a good amount of seating for the shop size. I ordered the recharge smoothie ($9) and it was delicious! Prices are reasonable, of course you pay for what you get (in this case yummy, healthy smoothies). The service was a little weird. The employees seemed new or disconnected, I'm not sure, but no biggie. I will be back to try açaí bowls/poke bowls/wraps!

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Ellie W.

The Kale will make you Crazy! Seriously some of the best smoothies I have ever had. My friend gave me a gift card which led me to trying for the first time. These are fresh, think and healthy! There is seating inside if you would like to stay and enjoy or take to go. I've never been when they are truly busy so things go pretty quick. It's hip and trendy! I recommend the Power House ($10) and so worth it.

Angela H.

This was my first visit to kale me crazy and I must say I'm very impressed from the customer service and knowledge of the staff to the amazing taste of my very first poke bowl. The way the food danced with my taste buds I can I will be back, yes danced you needed the visual of how how amazing my first experience was. You should really try it the smoothies are also fresh which is amazing it's not full of sugar ontop of healthy ingredients that simply defeat the whole point of a healthy smoothie. I cant wait to try something new i even grab a to go menu to help me with my choices.

Wellness Shot and Painkiller

Can't leave Kale Me Crazy without my Wellness and Painkiller shots. These are are must during cold and flu season. Hope the Toco location brings the immunity booster pack back!

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The açaí bowls are what bring me here. Absolutely delicious. They are fast and friendly.

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4.5(30 reviews)
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Been to this location twice in one week and I must admit, I like it! This location is in a small…read moreplaza with free parking right next to Thai Gardens. I've only been twice but each time I went, I got the PB&J smoothie and some bowls. I tried the bowls bc they were BOGO and I'm staying in a hotel. The sweet potato glass noodle bowl is my favorite and I don't even like tofu. I also tried the power bowl with chickpeas and avocado hummus (I think) and it was okay. Definitely prefer the noodle bowl. It wasn't busy when I went so service was either quick or a short wait. It's your standard smoothie spot and doesn't have any seating (at the location). Overall I'd go back and maybe try a different smoothie. Oh! I will say while I like the PBJ smoothie, it was until the second time that I watched them make it. They use some kind of fruit juice base which isn't indicated on the menu so uncles did there's added sugar (which I was trying to avoid).

never got to the actual smoothie part. Was third in line when I entered and watched the one girl…read moreworking make 2 smoothies in 30 min. A second girl cam in at some point but never got off her phone or did anything. When i got to the counter a woman entered who had ordered 12 smoothies through doordash an hour prior and they hadn't yet made any of them. After the girl called the owner they decided they couldn't make any more smoothies for in-store customers until they completed her order. At that point we and the 6 people now behind us all left. Nice business model sure to leave satisfied customers. I was waiting for kids at the tae kwon do place next door and after their one hour lesson I checked back in. They were still working on this same woman's order and were now on smoothie number 9, so 2 people made 9 smoothies in 1 hour. Really, Really poor management to let this happen.

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Beyond Juicery + Eatery - Turkey Avocado

Beyond Juicery + Eatery

3.9(10 reviews)
4.7 mi•Buckhead

I forgot to take pictures! But I stopped in at a friend's recommendation, and I tried his favorite…read morewrap, a chicken sausage and egg breakfast wrap, which was quite tasty. I also happened to try another friend's bacon and egg wrap - he had specified certain ingredients he didn't want, and they missed it; when he brought it up, they were very gracious about making him another one. He didn't want his, so I tried that too, which was also tasty, but I liked the sausage one better. I also tried a smoothie there, which happens to be named after my friend - Paige's Fitness. That's one tasty smoothie, think I like that almond butter in it. This is a spot where you order at the counter, and then they bring it out to a spot where you can grab your order. There's seating all around, but it's not meant to stay long, just as easy to grab and go. Clean look overall, including the bathroom, and good food. Only drawback is that the service is a bit slow for the type of spot it is. It has a quick service feel, but not quite that speed yet. There weren't a lot of people there, but the orders still took some time. Or maybe my Yankee self is in too much of a hurry.

Came in here for an acai bowl and it did not disappoint. Their peanut butter tastes more like PB2…read morethan actually peanut butter. Otherwise, order ahead or expect to wait. Staff was very nice and friendly

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Dtox - Decatur - Storefront

Dtox - Decatur

2.8(4 reviews)
2.2 mi

You can find DTox juice tucked away in the corner of Wholefoods 365 near the entrance of this whole…read morefoods (to the left). DTox offers a variety of freshly made juices, smoothies and bowls that they make right in front of you. They also have pressed juices that they make daily, but are able to be picked up and purchased. On this day I wanted to try one of their smoothies that would hold my appetite over for breakfast, so I got their Rise and shine ($9) Inside the rise and shine includes bananas, dates, maca root, vanilla, coffee, homemade almond butter, cacao and your choice of almond or coconut milk (I selected coconut milk). In terms of flavor, it's about what I expected. That is to say if you're getting and expecting a shake that's sweet and of dessert quality, this probably wont be for you. The banana and coffee are a combo that I didn't think would work, but they were both front and center in this shake but again, it wasn't terribly sweet and provided only a hint of sugar to me. Refreshing it was, but filling or a meal replacement it sadly wasn't and I walked away wanting more when my cup was empty. Customer service was high energy, excited and was happy to tell me about their products. Very friendly group that seemed to love their job. Because this DTox is located inside the Whole Foods 365, parking here is no problem in this shared lot. There is no seating here or tables, so it's a get it and go location, which works great for people beginning or ending their shopping

First time trying dtox juice was out of pure desperation for quick sustenance while grocery…read moreshopping after my workout. They have a small menu of smoothies, juices, teas, and even a few of those "healthy" bowls that is all the craze nowadays. It's extremely convenient for something quick (but overpriced) healthier options of food. I'm not a huge fan to be honest. My SIL ordered me "the smoothie" and she ordered "the milkshake" and both were equally underwhelming. The cashier was less than pleasant as well. Would it kill to smile while working in customer service? No greeting and when she came out with our drinks she didn't even say anything. She just stood there staring at us with two drinks in hand. Awkward. I'm not a fan, but I go to Whole Foods way too much, so admittedly it's nice to know I have options to get some sort of sustenance. I'd only try it again if my anemia kicks in, and I'm on the brink of passing out though.

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Churreria Panaderia & Pasteleria - Giant pupusas

Churreria Panaderia & Pasteleria

4.0(2 reviews)
2.2 mi

Literally found this place only through the Brookhaven IG as we wanted to try a new outting. We…read morecouldn't find the place on Yelp or Google easily and when we did there were sooo little reviews. We are glad we made it out here! Churreria is open 6am-9pm and located in the Discolandia Strip Mall. There is a decent amount of free parking as well, but as it's shared with a lot of other stores I can see it being a bit tight depending on when you go. Upon walking in, you could tell this place was frequented daily by regulars with about 10 people coming in and out in our 20 mins in the little store. We ordered the cheese pupusa, pork pupusa, and the everything pupusa (includes pork, beans, and cheese) and paid ~$10 for all of them. There is a slight wait, but you could tell they were in the back making it FRESH as they came out piping hot we couldn't even hold it. They were a lot bigger than normal pupusas according to my friend who has had them before! The cheese pupusa was by far my favorite with a delicious cheese pull that was just so yum especially when warm. I am most definitely coming back to snag one of those. The pork pupusa was also great and I wish it had a tad bit more meat and flavor. The everything pupusa to me was kinda meh and left a lot to be desired as it had more bean than pork or cheese. It was just very dense to get through. My friend did mention pupusas are normally served with a side of cabbage and salsas, but we were not given any or did we see any available for us to use. I don't think I needed a salsa for the cheese one, but it would have been nice to have for the other two. I don't think the cheese pupusa would be vegetarian friendly either as the pupusa dough had a distinct flavor you could only get with an animal fat like lard, but as we didn't have any restrictions we didn't mind! We didn't get to try any of their other pastries, smoothies, beverages, or other food items, but I most definitely want to! They take cash and card and if you're in the area looking for some authentic food this is the place to be!

It's a 4 star to me... Humble establishment owned by a very hard working family from Puebla Mexico…read more It is small... yet it has lots to offer. This was my to go place in 2017. (Went so many times a week that I felt it was an extension to my kitchen lol). I love their taquitos dorados, and in my opinion, these are the best taquitos nearby. The reason is because they are very generous with the salad, avocado, and chicken. I was obsessed, and actually took a few peeps to eat there who just couldn't understand my obsession. There is surely no glamour here, however they carry many things one can delight on. . Ice cream, Horchata, tropical fruits, natural juices made on the spot, arepas... omg. You must try their arepas, and their popusas. They also have a lunch menu of rice, beans and meat/chicken. Everything at very low prices ($). Which is great because they cook for many hard working men and women who work at local construction jobs. Awe. I was in the area yesterday after so long. It was a pleasure to visit again. Had my favorite dish... I'm obsessed with those taquitos (flautas)!!

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