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    K Smoke - Maple Valley

    5.0 (1 review)
    Open 9:00 am - 8:00 pm

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    4 years ago

    Coo place cheaper than any other shop around. The owner is a nice guy very knowledgeable About his products.

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    Goobie's Doobies

    Goobie's Doobies

    4.4(13 reviews)
    3.4 mi

    **Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

    Staff is friendly, amazing and knows the products. Ever changing, but have the classics…read more The only thing i would ever change is the parking lot. Some of us need the stripes.

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    Cigar Land - Papers & tips

    Cigar Land

    2.6(7 reviews)
    6.3 mi
    $$

    I don't normally write reviews but this needs to be heard. I've only seen one guy work the front…read more (White guy with a beard) looks dirty kinda got a big belly. He's always rude rushes me and has the worst attitude. Anytime I ask a question he has to respond with attitude as if I'm bothering him and he is busy. (No one was in the store) You work here stop rushing your paying customers. I only go here because it's the closes store near me but after today I will not be returning. He sold me the wrong tips and then wouldn't let me do an even exchange. Based off the papers I bought those tips were huge. I asked for tips not "wide tips" he's worked here long enough to know and also SAY this is wide tip. I asked if paying with a card will I be charged extra he said yes and proceeded to put his hand out. I didn't even have cash out yet! If you have to go here to pls take your time and don't let him rush you. If you have questions ask but just know he will answer with attitude and make you feel as if he is in a rush (just for him to go sit back down in his chair). Not sure if he is the owner or knows the owner but this isn't how you run a business. Not to mention the place looks run down and dirty. There are so many other tobacco shops that are put together and looks like they actually clean the store with employees who will not treat you this way. I've shopped here a lot. This is not a one time thing. It happens every time I come here. Spend your money somewhere else y'all. It's not worth it.

    I was a regular here for awhile but will not be returning. Even as a reg, the employee there most…read moreoften is really rude. Always curt. It's unnecessary, particularly when there are better options nearby. Also--the vapes from this store are CLEARLY KNOCK-OFFS!!! Short batteries, bad flavors, who knows what chemicals are actually in these fakes. I'll be taking my business to the smoke shop in four corners where the product is genuine and employees are polite. So sick of businesses like this.

    K Smoke - Maple Valley - tobaccoshops - Updated May 2026

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