**Goobie's Doobies: A Dispensary Drenched in Cosmic Irony**…read more Stepping into **Goobie's Doobies** feels like entering a paradoxical wonderland where nothing makes sense--yet somehow, everything is perfect. This is not just a dispensary; **it is a shrine to contradiction**, a glowing beacon of delightful absurdity wrapped around the highest quality cannabis in existence. Let's start with the **name**. You hear "Goobie's Doobies," and immediately, your brain envisions **a dude named Goobie**, perhaps a wise, mystical stoner with decades of herbal enlightenment under his belt, waiting to greet you at the entrance like some kind of cannabis prophet. **But no Goobie exists.** No wise old guru. No hippie sage. No legendary founder with a lifetime of doobie-related expertise. **Just the name.** Like a cosmic joke played on all who enter. Then there's the **interior design**. You might expect psychedelic wall art, neon lights, or some kind of celestial weed-fueled aesthetic. Instead, **the vibe is strangely corporate**, as if you've just walked into **a law office that accidentally specializes in recreational substances**. Polished counters, gleaming product displays, a level of professionalism that feels both impressive and deeply confusing. And don't even get me started on the **music selection**. You expect classic reggae, lo-fi beats, maybe some ambient trip-hop to set the mood. Instead, you walk in and hear **'80s hair metal** blaring at full volume. Is it intentional? A bold, ironic stance against dispensary expectations? Or did someone simply forget to change the playlist? We may never know. Yet despite the layers of irony **stacked like a philosophical onion**, Goobie's Doobies **delivers perfection**. The strains? **Top-tier.** The edibles? **Game-changing.** The pre-rolls? **Expertly crafted with the precision of a master artisan.** This is a dispensary that **shouldn't make sense, but absolutely does**, thriving in its own delightful contradiction. Five stars. And a standing ovation **for the sheer audacity of its existence**.

Staff is friendly, amazing and knows the products. Ever changing, but have the classics…read more The only thing i would ever change is the parking lot. Some of us need the stripes.

They've got a super friendly and knowledge staff that showed me some of the stuff that they had in…read morethe store. There was a great selection of heady glass as well as some budget friendly glass. They also had all sorts of CBD products like drinks, gummies, and even CBD products for pets! My dog has some issues with separation anxiety and I usually come in and get the chicken flavored CBD oil for her. I've been adding it to her meals before I leave for work and it's helped calm her down and relieve her anxiety. Overall, this place is convenient and has all the smoking essentials you need. It's definitely a place to stop by when you're looking for a smoke shop or some CBD products in the Covington area

This place is super convenient. Don't need to make multiple stops after my visit next door at…read moreEuphorium. Picked up pre roll cones and other small items. They have a lot of selections when it comes to which brand you need. They also sell local branded t shirts and my fave Runtz branded clothes. Definitely will recommend my friends and family who do enjoy the smoke life to shop at Euphorium Life.

MA-LEEK IS THE OG!!!!…read more Dude hooked me up with some of the best flower I've ever had, as well as he boosted my confidence and was down to have a quick conversation with me. Guy made me feel human again, and reminded me what real genuine interaction is all about. He's provided great value to my experience and this kind of interaction encourages me to keep coming back to Euphorium. As well as the have the best deals in town, don't miss Saturdays and Sundays where you can get 30% THE WHOLE STORE!!!! The best weed shop on the west coast IM SAYING!!!!!!! and this is coming from someone who lived in LA. COME ON!!!!!

Great shop with an awesome selection. Love coming here. Why do I n33d at least 85 characters for my…read morereview I'm pretty sure I've made my point.

Owners were arrested and new owners now. It must be a nicer…read moreplace now. Kudos to new owners

They have went down hill since the bust. The old man barley speaks english and does not sell as…read moregood of ice as the old dude. I hope they can get their act together.

I bought 2 vapes from this store and tried it before I left and realized it was burnt already so I…read moretold him I don't want to buy the defective one the guy that was working said I can't return it back even though he hasn't even given me my change yet. highly DO NOT recommend. Unless you want defective vapes

NOPE! Total disregard for customer satisfaction. I will never shop here again. They seem nice until…read morethey sell you a defective product and then it's, "you have no proof it was damaged in our store". Scammers and assholes.

Very friendly and helpful. I really enjoy the bud hut. I…read morereally find that I am given exactly what I was looking for. Thank you Lydia

I used to come here often but their choice of rosin is always sub par. I recently went into Bud Hut…read moreto buy a Puffco Pivot. I had just been to Euphorium in convington and they only had one but it wasn't the right color I was looking for. I called Bud Hut and they said they have them. So I get to Bud Hut and the price on the Puffco pivot is 160. Retail is 130 at Euphrioum and the actual Puffco website. I asked if they would price match and they said only if euphrioum has it listed on their site, which they never do. The manger refused to price match Puffco saying "it doesn't matter what price the Puffco website has". in addition they told me if I bought two more things they'd take 20% off. The suggestions they gave was for two .50cent rolling papers. Needless to say, I won't be going back here. The staff is amazing and their always incredibly helpful, but the manger of this facility is trying to turn a profit on everything, by up charging their glass from Puffco above standard,

My blind son has been in this establishment, and they have been rude to him and treated him like he…read morewas stupid as it is not apparent that he is blind. Will never return. Be kind to the disabled.

Not Cigar Land anymore. Seriously, the BEST customer service EVER! LOL... Better than Me!read more

Literally tried to scam me. One bottle of baton juice anywhere is $12 at the highest price, cashier…read moretried to ring me up $26 for one bottle? When I asked if this was correct he acted like I was stupid. Obviously went somewhere else and paid a normal price, but my boyfriend went for the same thing on the same day, same employee gave him the normal price. Very strange and bad business practice, not a good way to keep customers as I used to be a regular. Now I'll go out of my way to avoid this place.

They sell old vapes , they are not a deal they claim your getting things for less but when u get to…read morethe cash register somehow its way more then u agreed to

I don't normally write reviews but this needs to be heard. I've only seen one guy work the front…read more (White guy with a beard) looks dirty kinda got a big belly. He's always rude rushes me and has the worst attitude. Anytime I ask a question he has to respond with attitude as if I'm bothering him and he is busy. (No one was in the store) You work here stop rushing your paying customers. I only go here because it's the closes store near me but after today I will not be returning. He sold me the wrong tips and then wouldn't let me do an even exchange. Based off the papers I bought those tips were huge. I asked for tips not "wide tips" he's worked here long enough to know and also SAY this is wide tip. I asked if paying with a card will I be charged extra he said yes and proceeded to put his hand out. I didn't even have cash out yet! If you have to go here to pls take your time and don't let him rush you. If you have questions ask but just know he will answer with attitude and make you feel as if he is in a rush (just for him to go sit back down in his chair). Not sure if he is the owner or knows the owner but this isn't how you run a business. Not to mention the place looks run down and dirty. There are so many other tobacco shops that are put together and looks like they actually clean the store with employees who will not treat you this way. I've shopped here a lot. This is not a one time thing. It happens every time I come here. Spend your money somewhere else y'all. It's not worth it.

I was a regular here for awhile but will not be returning. Even as a reg, the employee there most…read moreoften is really rude. Always curt. It's unnecessary, particularly when there are better options nearby. Also--the vapes from this store are CLEARLY KNOCK-OFFS!!! Short batteries, bad flavors, who knows what chemicals are actually in these fakes. I'll be taking my business to the smoke shop in four corners where the product is genuine and employees are polite. So sick of businesses like this.