Good local spot! Especially in area with no other food/Delis nearby. Quick grab and go deli with no…read morecomplaints!

9 dollars sausage egg cheese and felt like i was eating a egg and cheese sandwich. Spot decentread more

I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

It's a deli that has become extremely popular due to social media sharing…read more It is clean, there is plenty of space to sit and they have an immense number of specialty sandwiches that are posted on boards all around the counter. They serve hot food as well as standard sandwiches and they stuff the sandwiches quite a bit, almost too much. The service at the counter is always friendly when they take my order. The issue is, they are extremely overpriced. A bologna sandwich on a simple roll and a seltzer should not be approximately $20. The chicken cutlets are microwaved when they are ordered and they just aren't good and they are very pricy. Also, they don't sell drinks in cans, which would be a bit cheaper because a bottle of soda for $4 is just not fair. If you want a standard deli sandwich, at a reasonable price, I'd try a different deli in the area.

The food is all fresh and delicious. The best deli in…read moreSuffolk county ! The owner goes totally out of his way to help.

Gave daughter free water in the heat. Very nice people…read more Was a fair and they could've charged me up the arse

Food is great and the staff are very chill and friendly. Great atmosphere, epitome of a solid local…read moredeli.

$10 for a turkey egg and cheese with a SINGLE SLICE of deli meat.... Ridiculous, too over priced be…read morebe so under portioned....

I called in an order this afternoon and was told $25 for a few breakfast sandwiches, which was…read morefine. I questioned the owner over the phone, saying $25 was somewhat pricey. I then went into the store, where I confronted the owner, and we proceeded to argue for a 10-minute period, with him implying that he can't have feelings--when, as the customer, I believe we should be right, no matter how he feels. He then proceeded to not have any remorse for my inquiry, implying that he's been there for 30 years. Side note: I go to this deli often, and if you do not speak Spanish or don't look Spanish, you get poor service often. Please do not support this deli anymore.

That's my morning spot, I always call in advance, since they get busy, best BECspk around!!read more

My favorite deli in Riverhead! A special request for a rhubarb pie was pure perfection. An over…read moreeasy egg sandwich with crispy bacon and cheese, and yummy chili, Mac and cheese, and soups! Always love when meatloaf is the special of the day!!

Should have trusted our instinct to drive by but it was on our route so we stopped. Service was…read moreinsanely slow; food was completely tasteless. Chicken cutlet sandwich with roasted red pepper, mozzarella, and Italian dressing would good, no? Well, the peppers were raw and in chunks like they were ready for a crudite platter, the dressing was just oil, and the cutlet had zero taste. Like none. Tried a half pound each of the cole slaw and potato salad and they were equally as awful - bland. Like not even some salt. Do yourself a favor and avoid.

*CASH ONLY* This 40…read moreyear old, family-owned, deli is a true gem! I went here because of a Yelp elite review and it was the best decision I've made today. TGIF! Service was quick and friendly! The lady at the counter knew both of the other customers by name. Regulars are always a good thing in any establishment. The sandwich was excellent, and I miss my Long Island, Deli's! I didn't know it was cash only and came up short $.50. She told me not to worry about it. That won me over and every time I'm on Long Island I will attend this deli as well as tip her. I highly recommend you check this place out.

Good food, good service. An excellent example of small, local business that beats the corporate…read morealternatives. It's cash only, so no credit cards, debit cards or cash phony cryptoFake money. But that's understandable. The originators of this business have passed but their daughter (I am told) carries on in their footsteps. I hope she knows they'd be proud. It's a great deli.

We've been going there for many years. They make the best sandwiches in town. Always made fresh,…read morefull of meat, and delicious!

Mr.Sufy make the best breakfast sandwiches around, consistently, every time. And my always make me…read morelaugh every time I go in. What more could you ask for from a Long Island Deli? Seriously