I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

It's a deli that has become extremely popular due to social media sharing…read more It is clean, there is plenty of space to sit and they have an immense number of specialty sandwiches that are posted on boards all around the counter. They serve hot food as well as standard sandwiches and they stuff the sandwiches quite a bit, almost too much. The service at the counter is always friendly when they take my order. The issue is, they are extremely overpriced. A bologna sandwich on a simple roll and a seltzer should not be approximately $20. The chicken cutlets are microwaved when they are ordered and they just aren't good and they are very pricy. Also, they don't sell drinks in cans, which would be a bit cheaper because a bottle of soda for $4 is just not fair. If you want a standard deli sandwich, at a reasonable price, I'd try a different deli in the area.

Pastrami Sandwich- I had to have one. I decided to try this…read moredeli that nearby & new for me. I ordered hot pastrami on rye. It was expensive, but it was just what I was looking for..I had even considered going to Manhattan, but this was perfect. A few weeks later. I felt like a lunch sandwich again and decided to try Se-port Deli as a comparison. The result: two shocks: Se-Port was cheaper, much cheaper 13$ vs. 20$, but also smaller and not as tasty. So check out Pumpernickels Deli. Service/Ambiance - not a factor.

I have to give a shout out to Pumpernickels Deli in East Setauket…read more You've passed this deli doing 50mph headed into Port Jefferson. There's a well known deli very close to my home, guess what? I like Pumpernickels deli better. Why? It's a few things, most importantly getting greeted when I walk in. Inside is nothing fancy, to the left is the counter and to the right is the coffee station. And they make an INCREDIBLE B.E.C. With SPK! The eggs are always cooked perfectly, nice bacon ratio and I like the coffee! That's a 5 star spot in my book. I just wanted to write a review and tell everyone about this nice neighborhood deli that's very close to Nichols rd. Nice peeps making a good breakfast.

So delicious! Ingredients are incredibly fresh and they have tons of great veggie options. Also the…read moreprepared food looks fantastic. Service was great and prices were reasonable. Definitely going back!!

If they're busy the Mexican guy picks up the phone and hangs up, or says hold and hangs up…read more.. repeatedly. A definite loss of a star for a place I like and an eight person luncheon order. Old review stands.

Good food and salads here. Chopped salads have a lot of variety of add ons and were fresh and…read moredelicious every time I've ordered them

Their breakfast sandwiches are terrific but I ordered lunch and two sandwiches were 38 dollars and…read morenot good. Roast beef was tough, dry and overcooked. Portions were very small and the rolls were stale. Salads are delicious and fresh. Totally disappointing overall

Today i went in with my last $20 and got 3 bagels and 2 Nedquick milks. Sadly i was over by 0.64…read morecents but the cashier was kind enough to round it down so i could pay! It might be because i come here very often, but it was very nice of them. They were about to throw out bagels so they gave me a whopping 10 bagels!! I wish i had more money cause I would definitely have tipped them more then I did. It's not just great customer service though, their bagels taste awesome! please go check them out they are so delicious

Disorganized and understaffed with long wait times and not great service. Bagels are decent but the…read moresandwiches are very expensive for what you get. We placed an online order for a couple of chicken sandwiches and it seemed like we threw the staff for a loop by doing that. Order was 20 minutes late for pick up time but no one apologized - there were 10 people waiting a long time for their food on a Friday morning. The food really wasn't worth the wait or the price. Seems like this place might have some management issues.

I've been to Zan's several times and the food is always great. We've tried an assortment of dishes,…read moreand each one was delicious. The deli sandwhiches were fantastic. Authentic kosher food is hard to come by in Suffolk County, so having a place like Zans is a gift. We really need restaurants like this. We used to go to Bens in Nassau County and are so happy Zans exists nearby. We loved the experience and appreciate having an authentic kosher deli we can go to. It's clear that some of the people leaving negative reviews simply wish to complain, but it isn't right to do that to a place like Zans. This is literally the only kosher deli in the area, and they offer great food and an important service to the community. The extremely harsh reviews don't reflect the quality or the many experiences I've had there. Zans deserves recognition for the good food they serve and the niche they fill in Suffolk County.

I'm a huge fan of Kosher deli (chalk it up to my Williamsburg, Brooklyn roots). But keeping with my…read moremantra that every restaurant can have an off day, I hope I may have stopped by on one. I'll be back. I always try to seek redemption for those who miss the mark. I'll update when I can. Lots of parking, all cards.

Great food, fast service, solid prices. If it stays this good, it'll be a staple forever!…read more Interior is nice but we did takeout so no comment on ambiance.

Terrific location of this chain to get a sandwich…read more Staff is friendly and helpful. The facility is super clean and bright. Some tables inside, and a few on the front sidewalk patio area to sit and enjoy your meal. Sandwiches freshly made with all kinds of toppings to choose from. Three different sizes to choose from with option of drink and chips. Good price value for what you get. Much better choice than the normal fast food joints.

Good food, good service. An excellent example of small, local business that beats the corporate…read morealternatives. It's cash only, so no credit cards, debit cards or cash phony cryptoFake money. But that's understandable. The originators of this business have passed but their daughter (I am told) carries on in their footsteps. I hope she knows they'd be proud. It's a great deli.

*CASH ONLY* This 40…read moreyear old, family-owned, deli is a true gem! I went here because of a Yelp elite review and it was the best decision I've made today. TGIF! Service was quick and friendly! The lady at the counter knew both of the other customers by name. Regulars are always a good thing in any establishment. The sandwich was excellent, and I miss my Long Island, Deli's! I didn't know it was cash only and came up short $.50. She told me not to worry about it. That won me over and every time I'm on Long Island I will attend this deli as well as tip her. I highly recommend you check this place out.

I was immediately greeted with a smile and waited a short while before making it to the counter…read more Claudio was excellent! My first question was "do you have turkey bacon?" Claudio answered absolutely they have turkey bacon turkey sausage and of course deli turkey. I ordered a turkey BLT with a chamomile tea with honey. He took my order then walked to the register to ring me up. He then informed me my food would be bought out to my seat. Few minutes later, my food arrived after a quick seat at the window seat to people watch. The sandwich was delicious! I ordered the cucumber side salad which was refreshing and I enjoyed the tea/honey ratio. Im sorry for those who had anything other than an amazing experience as I did.

Have ordered breakfast sandwiches from Strathmore on four different occasions and despite what…read moreother reviews have stated I've been satisfied with both the food and service. Granted each time the store was packed but I was able to place a phone order with an estimated pickup time. The sandwiches and omelets were cooked as requested and were well portioned. Prices are competitive with other restaurants although all food retail pricing has dramatically increased over the past few months. Overall a good bagel store worth visiting offering a wide variety of breakfast and lunch options with ample table seating and parking.