I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

It's a deli that has become extremely popular due to social media sharing…read more It is clean, there is plenty of space to sit and they have an immense number of specialty sandwiches that are posted on boards all around the counter. They serve hot food as well as standard sandwiches and they stuff the sandwiches quite a bit, almost too much. The service at the counter is always friendly when they take my order. The issue is, they are extremely overpriced. A bologna sandwich on a simple roll and a seltzer should not be approximately $20. The chicken cutlets are microwaved when they are ordered and they just aren't good and they are very pricy. Also, they don't sell drinks in cans, which would be a bit cheaper because a bottle of soda for $4 is just not fair. If you want a standard deli sandwich, at a reasonable price, I'd try a different deli in the area.

We used to just go solely for the flounder on Fridays and then began trying more and more items…read more Everything has been great. We decided to have our Thanksgiving dinner catered from them and it was very good. They forgot to give us a Wild Berry pie with the order which was a little disappointing, but mistakes happen. However, when we called after Thanksgivings, we were told "we have your pie here." We in turn said "we no longer needed it" and were then told " no problem, we will have no problem selling it." I was a little surprised there was no apology, but other than that, they have been great, so we will continue to go back. Ordered that lost pie again for Christmas...lol

The school where I work always has a welcome back lunch for staff. In Covid, couldn't have…read moretraditional grab and go buffet. Town & Countey made us all individually wrapped brown bag lunches. The sandwiches were fresh, delicious and loaded. I had the chicken salad and it was awesome. Tomatoes you could tell were so fresh. This deli is not that close to me, but next time I need sandwiches, heroes etc I'm taking the trip to here.

Like the bagels and the staff are great. Honestly I've got a few spots and usually hit up whatever…read moreis convenient for wherever I have be that day, but find my self more and more making time to go here.

Great menu, great staff, great food…read more I've been trying a bunch of different menu items from bagels to paninis and everything has been top notch. There's seating for those who want to eat on site and plenty of room to wait if you're looking to take out. They have fresh coffee and fridges with some great drink options. Current favorites, breakfast #21 and for lunch, The Mexican.

Absolutely the best bagels -- soft, fresh, and perfectly chewy! You can really taste the quality…read more Easily my new go-to spot for breakfast!

Always fresh and soft bagels! Reasonable pricing. Friendly staff that's always on the move to get…read moreyour order and keeps the line moving. Great egg sandwiches too! The only bagel shop I'll go to

Old style German Deli, great salads, sandwiches and daily specials! A must try! Their Macaroni and…read morepotato salad are excellent and made fresh daily in house.

Got a bacon egg and cheese. Didn't ask how I wanted my eggs which is whatever, but the bacon was…read moreway too overpowering, burned and greasy. Too hard

A huge sanitary turn-off is a bagel picker who uses gloves - then ruins the whole idea of why the…read moregloves are being used by taking everyone's money with the same gloves!!??!

Just skip! I went in w my daughter to split an egg sandwich. The guy who took our order ordered…read more two. Who knows why? I stupidly said I will just take both after they made the sandwiches. $20 for two egg sandwiches with no meat. Rip off.

Went into Mac's yesterday. Purchased a maple turkey and Swiss on a roll plus a 20oz drink. It was…read more$17.62, I guess after a $1 transaction fee? My bank was actually charged $18.62. (more about that in a minute) Reluctantly, I go back in there today, knowing I'm getting over charged, but i planned on taking the hit just 1 more day. Same order today, maple turkey with Swiss on a roll and a 20oz drink. Theres a young man at the register, he rings me up for $18.17. I asked him how the same order is a different price. I asked him to talk to Elvis. He said Elvis was busy in the back of if I wanted to wait. No, I didn't want to wait to be told some excuse. And I would have just left the food there if I wasn't very hungry. So I pay the $18.17 at the register, only to finally look at my bank statement to make sure I wasn't mistaken about yesterday's price. And that when I realize I got charged $19.17 For today's order, and then I assessed I am also getting charged an additional $1 per order on my bank statement. The only saving grace was the sandwich was fresh and good, but not worth whatever I actually paid for it.

I cannot begin to tell you how amazing and well prepared and I can't emphasize on homemade cooking…read more Nothing that came from that kitchen is bought at Sam's Club or anything like that everything was made from scratch. Their soups are amazing. Their chicken cutlets are not greasy they're crispy and just perfect. Their cookies are homemade and so good fruit cups are fresh and I mean fresh you've got to try this place and they also do catering.. and it is the cutest little place. They have it set up adorably you just wanna go in and cuddle up with a book and get your your order and your goodies your desserts, your fruit, very welcoming and very clean.

Todays lunch was Yellow rice, white beans and roast pork. There was a little bit of a line today…read moreand I seemed to be the only one only getting a single plate. One of the guys in front of me had asked about the tamales and they even explained about which ones were made fresh in the store and which were not. I believe the answer was Chicken was not and the corn were. So anyway another good lunch and the endless debate about what to do for dinner. Still feeling stuffed...

I can't believe I haven't done a review for this place yet!!! The food is SO Delicious!!! The price…read moreis SO cheap!! The people that own and work there are always friendly and helpful!! I've tried all the Dominican/Latin bodegas in the area and this is the BEST one!!! The roast chicken, rice, beans, beef pepper steak, beef stew, chicken tamales, flan, are my favorites!!

Pastrami Sandwich- I had to have one. I decided to try this…read moredeli that nearby & new for me. I ordered hot pastrami on rye. It was expensive, but it was just what I was looking for..I had even considered going to Manhattan, but this was perfect. A few weeks later. I felt like a lunch sandwich again and decided to try Se-port Deli as a comparison. The result: two shocks: Se-Port was cheaper, much cheaper 13$ vs. 20$, but also smaller and not as tasty. So check out Pumpernickels Deli. Service/Ambiance - not a factor.

I have to give a shout out to Pumpernickels Deli in East Setauket…read more You've passed this deli doing 50mph headed into Port Jefferson. There's a well known deli very close to my home, guess what? I like Pumpernickels deli better. Why? It's a few things, most importantly getting greeted when I walk in. Inside is nothing fancy, to the left is the counter and to the right is the coffee station. And they make an INCREDIBLE B.E.C. With SPK! The eggs are always cooked perfectly, nice bacon ratio and I like the coffee! That's a 5 star spot in my book. I just wanted to write a review and tell everyone about this nice neighborhood deli that's very close to Nichols rd. Nice peeps making a good breakfast.