Jim and Jacob (pronounced Yim and Yacob) offer one yummy dish after another, giving you only enough time to catch your breath and brace yourself for the next barrage of delicacies.
Honesty I feel bad. The food was so delicious, so captivating, so...intoxicating that I had a hard time staying focused on my date. Don't get me wrong, I was with a hottie, a perfect 10, with the body of fairy, the muscle definition of a unicorn, and the kind of smile that makes you believe all Disney films are real. Wowza.
But that food though. At one point, I think around the third dish, I found myself lost, climaxing in the euphoria of endless culinary conquests, when my date finally having enough, walked right on out of that restaurant and out of my life forever.
Part of me wishes I followed after her. I mean, what's the chances I stumble on a hot mamasita like that again? Probably never, cause let's face it, I'm that guy at the restaurant getting to third base with a slab of quail breast and pickled garlic. But hey, it's worth it. Thanks again Yim and Yacob, for an unforgettable dinning experience and an empty bed filled with garlic tinged farts. read more