I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

It's a deli that has become extremely popular due to social media sharing…read more It is clean, there is plenty of space to sit and they have an immense number of specialty sandwiches that are posted on boards all around the counter. They serve hot food as well as standard sandwiches and they stuff the sandwiches quite a bit, almost too much. The service at the counter is always friendly when they take my order. The issue is, they are extremely overpriced. A bologna sandwich on a simple roll and a seltzer should not be approximately $20. The chicken cutlets are microwaved when they are ordered and they just aren't good and they are very pricy. Also, they don't sell drinks in cans, which would be a bit cheaper because a bottle of soda for $4 is just not fair. If you want a standard deli sandwich, at a reasonable price, I'd try a different deli in the area.

My daughter got me turned on to this place and I'm a fool for not going sooner. The food is always…read morefresh, always authentic and reasonably priced. Tap to pay make it convenient for everyone and the staff is always very friendly. I'm not a great judge of ambiance bc I have severe social anxiety but the fact that I go in there alone should tell you already tell you something lol

The food is WONDERFUL! I just moved to this area and the deli is the first stop I made. The…read morebreakfast sandwiches as well as the authentic latin food is the best that I have had in years. And it is not expensive at all. LOVE IT!

Wow. I came in close to closing time. Instead of shutting me away, they offered what they had and…read moredidn't even charge me for it. I had a tuna salad sandwich and Miss Vicky's dill pickle and jalapeño chips. The dill pickle chips were out of this world. The tuna salad was so cold and refreshing after a long bike ride. I loved every tasty fresh fresh bite. The kindest people inside. I was happy to pay. They literally gave me the lunch that they were gonna take home. Who does that? World class care of customers and understanding it's more than money. I really respect the people who work here.

Delicious sandwiches great service very friendly perfect neighborhood deli. Bring your appetite…read more The sandwiches are very big, but the prices are perfect.

Stopped by this charming deli on the recommendation of someone at the Tanger outlets. Great vibe…read more I was very impressed by how uniformly charming the staff were. They all engaged the customers in conversation and made a real effort to get to know everyone. The food was really good. I had a Nick Rocco hero (I'm thrilled to be back on Long Island where heros are the correct nomenclature). It was delicious and big enough to share. My wife had a health wrap and was less enthusiastic about it (but then again, it was probably too healthy). Great vibe and very good food. Hope to stop by again and try the pie.

I ordered delivery from here rather recently during my lunch break since I was in the mood for a…read moregrilled chicken sandwich. My sights set on Wine Country Deli and they sure delivered. I opted for WC6, a grilled chicken panini containing roasted red peppers, fresh mozzarella, and basil pesto smeared on the bread. This tastes exactly how you'd imagine, the pesto was aromatic and well distributed, the grilled chicken had a slight char though it was a bit on the dryer side, and the mozzarella and peppers added a nice freshness to it. Their mac salad is decent and their house pickles are zingy. Now, the size of this thing is the real problem. It quite literally fit in the palm of my hand and I wasn't exactly full after it. Besides the smaller sandwich size, I still enjoyed it and would try something else from here should I be in the area again.

Pies, Muffins, and that is just the start of this magical deli! Salads, sandwiches spinach pie and…read moreGreek Eats. Joyful little spot full of surprises, and great friendly staff too.

Good little bakery near the campsite on LI. They also have some grocery supplies and camping…read moresupplies, as they know who their biggest consumer base is. They have some good baked pastries. I recommend the horns they have. Sometimes it is chocolate, raspberry, or almond. All of them are great but it is subject to availability. Egg sandwich is fine but better can be had on LI. Bagels were alright too but again not the best that can be had on LI. Staff there are really friendly, but I didn't have the heart to tell them their coffee is a little weak.

Good place to go if you need a few food items. The people who work here are always very nice…read more Highly recommended!

My go to neighborhood shop for milk, eggs, cold cuts, beer, sale items, something I need for a…read morerecipe that I forgot etc. My husband comes for the sandwiches, and groceries too. Staff are friendly and helpful, albeit a bit slow. It's a locals spot. Worth the wait. Weekly sales are great. Much rather come here than the supermarket whenever possible.

Stopped in to grab a bite around 1PM on a Saturday. Ordered a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese on an…read moreEverything Bagel. Pros: The staff was nice. The bagel was large. Cons: The bagel felt dry. The sausage & egg were not large enough for the bagel. This was also one of the more expensive bagel sandwiches I've bought in the area and I don't think the quality matches the price. The place also felt messy and unclean. Maybe the quality and cleanliness would have been better if I got food first thing in the morning, but I don't think I'll be heading back here anytime soon given the other options in the area.

If this place was ever really worthy of the high Yelp rating, I'd be pretty shocked…read more As soon as I moved back to the island, the first thing I immediately missed was walking downstairs to my bodega and getting egg sammies in the morning, then walking downstairs to the same awesome bodega, full of craft beers, in the middle of the night for chicken over rice and sh*t... so, I urgently searched for a nearby deli (there are none) but this place is all I've got other than the spot in the train station. So I made my way over there to try em out. Long Island really rapes you on a bacon egg and cheese, or at least this crap-hole does. Paid something close to $9 and it was god awful. I have a hard time believing this ever could have been good. I see 80-90% of the pix on here are from one dude three years ago, some look good n all, but this place is anything but. Hard pass. Signed - a guy struggling with living on Long Island again.

Went into Mac's yesterday. Purchased a maple turkey and Swiss on a roll plus a 20oz drink. It was…read more$17.62, I guess after a $1 transaction fee? My bank was actually charged $18.62. (more about that in a minute) Reluctantly, I go back in there today, knowing I'm getting over charged, but i planned on taking the hit just 1 more day. Same order today, maple turkey with Swiss on a roll and a 20oz drink. Theres a young man at the register, he rings me up for $18.17. I asked him how the same order is a different price. I asked him to talk to Elvis. He said Elvis was busy in the back of if I wanted to wait. No, I didn't want to wait to be told some excuse. And I would have just left the food there if I wasn't very hungry. So I pay the $18.17 at the register, only to finally look at my bank statement to make sure I wasn't mistaken about yesterday's price. And that when I realize I got charged $19.17 For today's order, and then I assessed I am also getting charged an additional $1 per order on my bank statement. The only saving grace was the sandwich was fresh and good, but not worth whatever I actually paid for it.

I cannot begin to tell you how amazing and well prepared and I can't emphasize on homemade cooking…read more Nothing that came from that kitchen is bought at Sam's Club or anything like that everything was made from scratch. Their soups are amazing. Their chicken cutlets are not greasy they're crispy and just perfect. Their cookies are homemade and so good fruit cups are fresh and I mean fresh you've got to try this place and they also do catering.. and it is the cutest little place. They have it set up adorably you just wanna go in and cuddle up with a book and get your your order and your goodies your desserts, your fruit, very welcoming and very clean.