ATTENTION I&Oers IMHO:
Here is
"AN I&O ODE TO GASTROESOPHAGEAL REFLUX DISEASE & IT'S EXACERBATION":
Despite my MY RELATIVE LACK OF TASTE & SOPHISTICATION,
WOO IS ME, because I FAIL TO SEE, why there is such BLIND VENERATION,
for a name which reminds one of regrettable "ANIMAL STYLE" FORNICATION!
Is it a CULT bent on OBESITY, INFINITE BAD TASTE, &
WORLD DOMINATION?
Or is it a RUBBERY CHEESE FOOD SUBSTITUTE CO. plot to slathered this crap on everything, in the name of PLASTICATION?
Or is it a case of NEAPOLITAN REGURGITATION?
When you have such crap in our bountiful vegetable CaliforniNATION...
Count on zillions of calories, growing a FAT A$$, after TONS OF MASTICATION!
If you CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES of this FIBERLESS "CRAPATION"...
you are beggin for GROSS OBESITY, MALNUTRITION, & CONSTIPATION!
If FRESH SPUDS ARE HAMMERED into SUPPLICATION...
they become a SOGGY PALE PILE OF OILY LIMP FRIES lacking INSPIRATION!
The sorry excuse for "BEEF" would make any "Happy Cow" MAD, ashamed, & cry MISREPRESENTATION...
is cooked & cooked & cooked & cooked TO NEAR INCINERATION!
The Nice Silly-Hat COUNTER-BEINGS who MESS-UP "SECRET MENU" ORDERS, and stink at COMMUNICATION...
may EXCEL AT SMILING & RESPIRATION!
ODD CREATURES who feed here can be watched with GREAT FASCINATION...
they must hail from the THE SHAPELESS VOID OF TASTELESS CONSTERNATION!
You may be sick of me, my reviews, & near pointless PONTIFICATION,
but note that I&O stands for the fluid intake & output in a HOSPITALIZATION!
It cannot account for the losses due to heavy PERSPIRATION,
Nor for the losses due to DEFECATION, nor even MASTURBATION!
In conclusion, all one can say with DETERMINATION,
is that where EVERYTHING IS SLATHERED
in FRENCH DRESSING,
it's an UNHOLY CULINARY ABOMINATION!
Oh Lord...oh lord, please hear my pathetic SALIVATION,
& grant me BURGER & FRIES SALVATION!
P.S.- I recently went "insane" with the desire for a good overdose of "junk-food" and ate two 2x4 Burgers, "Animal Style" fries, and a "Neapolitan" Shake (as recommended by some Yelpers). Even though I ordered the burgers medium and the fries well-done, the opposite happened. The workers were nice but I had to repeat my special "secret" order two or three times, and they still got it wrong. Anyway, I had one of the worst cases of "Fast Food" GERDs, indigestion, & frank abdominal pain that lasted thru the night & part of the next morning.
P.S.S.- Long ago, I was an ice-cream store manager who made tons of good Carvel ice-cream, fresh from the machine. This Shake had to be the worst excuse for "ice-cream" ever. Also, I eat good to great Cheeses all the time (from O'brien's) & this was an insult to "American Cheese". This stuff was even more horrible than some supermarket "American Cheese Food Product", which is in no way comparable to "real" American Deli sliced Cheese (which itself is not as good as a good sharp Cheddar Cheese on a Burger).
P.S.S.S.- alas, it is only "fast-food"...maybe I am expecting too much, but even McDonald's did not make me this ill! read more