This review is also going to Hilton corporate also.....
As a person who lives on the road, I understand people, places, and things (expectations). But I also understand I am special (not like Corky)
I knowingly and understood the type of hotel room I reserved. That being said, when I pay for the Hilton, I always get the cheapest room but I also know that being gold (you have to stay 50 nights a YEAR in a Hilton to be gold., most people dont spend 5 nights a year in a hotel) you will get upgraded. So, the first time I travel abroad in years, I reserved 2 twins(solo) thinking there is no way I will actually have to sleep on them. I'm also 6'4, if I thought there was any way i would sleep on a kids bed, I would have reserved the "luxury" double bed. Its like going to a restaurant you go to all the time without a reservation and knowing you will never sit next to the bathroom.
So, when I check in Hans told me they were sold out and couldn't upgrade me. Yes, I have heard that before, but I am Jason Gray and I am a Gold and I always get upgraded. Ohm dee ohm dee ohm dee, Hans apologized but couldnt help me. Ok, I am not travelling for the hotel room but I didnt expect the attitude. Then to pour salt into my wound, I got the 1st floor like the local help and people who dont know better to ask for a better room. So i thought I would drink the pain away...
Being a decent hotel they have a bar. But their system is AFU so they cant run my card so I need to pay as I go. Part of a staying in a place with a hotel bar is like an all inclusive resort: you order, sign a slip and go on your way. I dont want to have to deal with money, cards, etc. i am on vacation. You deal with it... i want to drink and talk to hairy Romanian chicks.
Back to the room, who needs 2 twins? Luci and Desi Ricardo? George and Gracie Burns (if you dont understand the reference, its because its apropos (and you need to watch Nick at Night for the classics), NO ONE SLEEPS ON A TWIN if they are over 12; even 2 people who arent having sex and have to sleep together. They would rather both sleep with spanx on in the same bed then have to sleep on a twin. Its not like when I was in a Tokyo hotel room that was smaller than officers quarters on a Naval ship. This room is actually spacious, enough for a king, even 2 queens, ok, i will give you 2 doubles.
BUT, after all of this, I am still borderline OK with the room even though its on the first floor, over looking a preschool with children on the playground. Thats going to mess up my porn watching...sorry I digress....
Anyways, I went pub hopping and then I come back to check emails before bed (I might have had a few of the local brew called Guinness and the liquor named Jameson, so I am primed for bed). So I sit up to get on the laptop, watch TV, and get ready for the evening. I pushed both beds together like it was 1966 and I was expecting to have my quarterly nookie with my wife.... So when i sat up, the bed started sliding. THE BED HAS WHEELS. Before I knew it, the bed slid across the room, my feet were above the TV, like the crazy people on Lil Jon's video (turn down for what) and I started cussing like a tourettes stricken sailor.
Recipe for success; treat your loyal guests right, dont give attitudes, fix your credit card machine, get rid of twin beds, especially the ones with wheels.
Never staying here again oh by the way. The 2nd star is that the place is very clean, modern and because its not ALL bad, It only takes one oh crap to wipe away all the atta boys...... read more