The only thing I can think of that would improve this place is a complete overhaul with new management.
Four of us went to eat there on July 28 for dinner.
RED FLAG #1 - The place was empty except for two other patrons at 5:30
RED FLAG #2 - The waiter was nice but appeared to be stoned. Gave him the benefit of the doubt.
RED FLAG #3 - staff coming out of the restroom blowing a huge puff of smoke and looking like a cast member from Prison Break or a Cheech and Chong Movie. (Still, no harsh judgment, we are a smidge redneck-y ourselves and let people be who they are.)
RED FLAG #4 - did not bring the right condiments requested. (It happens, no biggie, just politely asked for what we needed without pointing out the error.)
RED FLAG #5 - appetizer, some of it looked like burnt offerings of unknown origin. The rest looked and tasted like left over, mostly breaded mini onion rings that were listed as calamari on the menu. (Our child asked if the burnt pieces were actually fried spiders.)
RED FLAG #5 - Crab cakes looked okay, but upon tasting them, they were so tasteless and the texture resembled wet cat food, (cannot say if the taste was like cat food but I could imagine cat food might have more flavor.) I tried every condiment we had on the table. Nothing helped. For the price, I was gobsmacked that they could be a seafood restaurant and serve these to people. Did not even taste like fake crab!!)
RED FLAG #6 - (by this point red flags were not really accurate, more like "BLACK BOX WARNINGS," but I digress. The rock fish looked like dried up, week old, reheated, skeleton of a fish. Even the waiter agreed that it looked BAD!
We are not the kind of people who talk rudely to servers. We realize the waiters are not the owners. We had chuckled about his nice, yet stoned demeanor.
He said the "manager" (more like dishwasher) was removing the charge for the fish. Yet upon paying it was obvious this did not happen. (Maybe we are wrong and the "Market Value" shrimp were really, really expensive for being Costco - No! - more like Temu frozen shrimp!)
The chicken tenders and fries were mediocre, but palatable (to a child).
To say we were completely shocked at the in-edibleness of the food is an understatement. I actually wondered if we were being punked. Upon leaving we went to get wings from 7-11 to flush the slightly sickening taste left in our mouths from the epicurean delight (NOT!) of our dinner. We prayed after eating that we would not end up with food poisoning. Fortunately, our prayers worked!
Location:
Food: zero 's
Staff:
Price: zero 's
Would recommend: NO!! Never! read more