The gentlesir is never happy about having to truck down to Fort Bend County before the sun is even up whilst there are still valid half-vampire times out there to have away from the Dawnguard, but last time he was because he finally got a good resto rec for a burger joint a block down from the courthouse to visit after things were all wrapped up. What does the gentlesir find after leaving the courthouse with his spurs aesthetically for the locale going jingle-jangle-jingle after a decent result? A real loss, the burger joint was closed for the day. y u do me like dis? Enter Happy's - but no, not the most whimsically offbeat patched member of Sons of Anarchy named Happy, even though the actor that portrayed him is a real life member of the Hells Angels, just like the actor that portrayed Lenny the Pimp was the real life founder of the Hells Angels Oakland charter. I imagine that this resto is named after the SOA character and the tats that accompany it, but you can never be sure. Further down the 90 sits this place which looks like a smaller, outdoor patio only, lower rent version of Little Bitty Burger Barn in the GOOF. With the positive associations to LBBB and nothing else in sight or on the yelp app interesting beyond trucking back deep into town for M&M on 90 the other way, this joint would have to do pig, it would have to do. We had to order in spanish as the only person working the window was spanish only. I speak spanglish pretty poorly but at least I acknowledge that unlike a Peggy Hill who thinks she speaks spanish flawlessly and corrects people in their first language. That duolingo owl might show up in the parking lot with a baseball bat to make me rethink spending more time with that app learning spanish. I think we avoided an international incident in ordering to obtain a burrito sans combo and a horchata which is not spelled as I imagined with an English loan word (whore chatter anyone?) I was not comfortable trying to order tacos in spanish with no cilantro because cilantro is the devil's ditch weed and should be taken out back and shot, but that is a mouthful and a mood in English which is a lot to translate even when you can lean on a certified translator like I need to do in depositions. It seems to be a family owned joint. The person at the order window checked on us a few times to make sure everything was ok. There was only one other table dining in with us on the patio, and a few people dropped in for to-go orders. With the language barrier there was going to be a limit on how much we could chat about the biz and how long they had been open, etc. I had never been this far down the 90 this way since I usually just turn around and head back to Houston. The earliest review was from 2017 so they are semi-new, or just new to the internets if they have been open longer. The Little Caesars next door looked in much better condition than most Little Caesars so I think the buildings in this area might all be pretty new, or at least kept in better shape than you usually see in neighbourhoods hosting the LCs. The location is far enough from the courthouse (not walking distance) we were the only people overdressed for that kind of thing. So the patio is more than a bit casual for dining in, cargo shorts or worse are perfectly acceptable. The burrito is very ricey which does not seal very well in the absence of the moisture of the beans or salsa, so it is sloppy and falls apart quickly. You are not offered plastic ware and I don't know how to say that in spanish so I had to make do with just putting hands on the burrito. Very sloppy for a burrito, a spoon would have really improved the burrito eating experience. This is not a burrito you can eat whilst driving, shifting gears, and trying to change a CD so that is really the only negative strike against them, because even a Taco Bell burrito you can capably one-hand in the car since they are sealed up well like a boat that likely won't sink, until it does for insurance purposes - just like the Freebirds, but not the Chipotle who usually overstuff so much the tortilla develops not just an existential tear in their existence, but a tangible one where all the good stuff spills out and you need to either lick the burrito droppings off of the shifter or find a napkin. Lower price points than your Freebirds, Chipotles, et al. and it is possibly a locally owned small biz so it is worth checking out in Richmond when you are in need of an impromptu lunch and the burger place you can walk to from the courthouse garage is closed. But dine in; translate plastic spoon in advance to obtain one; and don't take the burrito out on the road, and you will have the best time possible. read more

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I ate there today and MAN am I glad I did. I tried their crawfish, and I just want to brag on it a little bit. The CRAWFISH WAS ON POINT!! The seasoning was SENSATIONAL. I was a little skeptical because I know this place has great snow cones and Mexican food but I was completely surprised in the best way eating their crawfish! I got 6lbs and licked my fingers throughout the whole meal lol I will DEFINITELY be going back. This is THE BEST crawfish I've had in the area and I love crawfish so, I would highly recommend trying! read more

Da'Tyki Drink Hut Highly recommend Blazin Taco. Great Food and Customer Service . Jay is amazing

I still love this place!! The food is awesome and the service is great as well. The fresanada is bomb! They just added burritos too!! Woop woop! This is my SPOT! read more

The Coconada and mangonada were amazing!! This spot is hidden but worth it . The corn in a cup was also delicious. I haven't tried any of the other food so I can't speak about that but dessert/snack wise this place is a must try. Will definitely come back when in the area. read more

I love it! If you're looking for a place to eat that is 100% Mexican flavor and delicious...this is the place! The Nachos with fajita are amazing! And the homemade lemonade my favorite! I highly recommend la fresada for a sweet and spicy flavor, yummy yummy. The costumer service is the best! Thank you ladies for such a great tasty experience! Happy's makes my heart happy read more

Chicken is too salty beans are bland rice was sticky, waited too long, won't go again

We had the most delicious chicken dinner last night! I went to Happy's in Rosenberg and ordered 2 quarter chicken dinners ($6.99 each). The meal included 1/4 of a grilled chicken, rice, beans, whole jalapeno pepper and tortillas. The chicken is so delicious. I don't know what spices they use on it but I'm telling you it is GOOD. My husband can't stop talking about how good the beans were, too. You cannot eat indoors so it is mostly to-go, although there are some picnic tables on the porch where you could sit and eat. Happy's is at 4508 Avenue H in Rosenberg. It's a bright red building on the south side of Highway 90A/Avenue H (it's after a Shamrock gas station and before the DQ sign (Dairy Queen). read more