The B train on the Green Line is the greatest folly of civil engineering in the 21st century. Twice a day, I am forced to meditate on this gross and blatant mismanagement of municipal resources. Where to begin?
First, the MBTA is split into separate transit lines represented by colors. You'll recognize the red line from Good Will Hunting. There is also the Green, Orange, Blue, and Silver. 5 lines servicing greater boston. The Green line runs East to West, and mostly South of the Charles river. This is where it gets interesting. This ONE service line then splits, yes, splits into no less than FOUR SEPARATE LINES. You heard that correctly. You may ask, "but how do they manage to coordinate FOUR different trains sharing one track?" The answer is they don't. You see, the Green line splits into four letters: B, C, D, and E. The E is the "pinky" of the Green line. It splits off early and carries a fraction of the number of passengers the other three does. The D train services areas almost as secluded as the E train, but not as much. It's moderately used. The C train is relatively busy, to be sure, but that busyness has remained relatively consistent over the years. And then we have the B. The dreaded B. All of Boston's brain power means essentially nil as long as the B line exists. Point being, you have four different lines sharing one track. Even in a perfectly balanced world, you would still be waiting on the platform, watching three other trains pass by so that the fourth, your train, can show up.
But it's not a perfectly balanced, which brings me to my second point. The train that bears the greatest burden has no extra cars. This is perhaps the greatest insult to the tax payers of Boston. Of the four lines, the B train is far and away the most integral line to the Western side of Boston. First, you're servicing all of Boston University. Have you heard of this school? You have. That ENTIRE student body uses the B train. But wait, have you heard of Boston College? Yes, you have. Berklee School of Music?! THEY all use the B train as well. There is another MBTA line that actually services more schools, and that's the RED line. That's an entire line that runs North to South and services Harvard, MIT and Umass Boston. An entire line for three colleges. The B train is a quarter of the Green line. Is this hitting home yet? One quarter = ¼ = .25 = 25% of the Green line. It gets worse. Since real estate in Boston is absurdly expensive (small city, lots of people want to live in it), the only place for college kids, young adults, new professionals, and pretty much anyone under 40 that hasn't sold their soul to finance or healthcare, can only afford to live on the B train. So this entire demographic of Boston are all standing on the platform, of one line, waiting for one out of four trains to take them home.
Third, the B train, and the rest of the Green line, services BOSTON PROPER. Wait, what? Yeah. The MAIN ****ing line of Boston IS THE GREEN LINE. But wait Nomnom, wouldn't the city KNOW that the main transit line that runs through the HEART OF ****ING BOSTON needs more attention than the other three colors combined? They do not. You've heard of Copley? Prudential? Fenway? Boston Garden (or whatever absurd name it's called now due to corporate ownership)? These are all on the B train. Yes folks, when the RED SOX PLAY, EVERYONE TAKES THE GREEN LINE! Actually, if I'm being precise, everyone takes the B, C, or D train to Fenway, as the E splits off early and doesn't make it to Fenway. Omg, I'm laughing. This is actually pretty comical. I digress.
Fourth, the B line sees the heaviest use and doesn't receive any special attention. The B line experiences more delays than any other transit system I know of in North America. It is a complete and utter gamble to take the B train for your morning or night commute. It will take you 1 hour to travel 3 miles. Then why don't you WALK/BIKE Nomnom?! Because it's BOSTON! Have you HEARD of our weather? Yeah, enjoy walking/biking 3 miles in the Winter. Call me when you get out of the hospital.
Ok, but what about the design of the train cares themselves? They must be the most revolutionary, efficient trains on the planet. Nope. Problem number 5 starts around 6 or 7 years ago when the MBTA did purchase new trams for the Green line. The new trains had a distinctly Japanese build about them. It felt and looked like a newer, brighter future. Then you rode in one of these trains. Besides two small areas, there was no way to safely stand in the middle of the train. See, typically, when one rides public transit, one must hold on for dear life in order to counter the trials and tribulations of Boston's infamous "cow paths" (it's historical, look it up). Well, ladies and gents, the genius behind the design of the open B train left this wide open space WITH NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO. Yes, that's right. No hand holds. So, when the train fills up (which it always does), there's an unlucky 15-20%... read more