I can't believe I like the GAP. Please don't tell my younger, self-righteous self.
Well the fiancée told me I needed new jeans. She's right, of course. The last time I bought a pair of jeans, Bill Clinton was a big deal at McDonalds. Well, maybe not that far back but still, my point is that I hardly ever like to go clothes shopping.
We were going to go to the Outlets but wound up here in Denville instead. Reluctantly, I picked out a bunch of different jeans and tried them on. I found two pair that fit comfortably and felt like they were mine before we bought them. Score.
The selection of clothes at this particular GAP is ... really, you're asking the wrong guy. How the hell would I know? I guess it's good. I mean, it's better than the selection of clothes at Walmart. Wait, is it? Well I definitely know it's more expensive. Wait, is it?
They had a 30% off sale on almost everything in the store this past weekend. That was cool. But then, for some reason, the cashier was feeling awesome and gave us a total of 40% off. Wow. But wait... my fiancée's GAP card had expired. Oh no! No problem, she opened a new one there on the spot and guess what? We got an additional 15% off. So, for those of you keeping score at home... that's a total of 55% off our entire purchase! Wowie zowie!
The cashier was hella friendly and when all was said and done, she ended up basically just handing us over $100 in savings. And I gots me some new jeans, son. Whut whut? read more