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    Fuma Dubai Hookah Lounge

    3.6 (11 reviews)
    Closed 5:00 pm - 11:00 PM

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    Sue S.

    The food is always amazing here! The staff is welcoming and friendly. Can't go wrong with the fun ambiance.

    Dirty and nasty.

    Omg! This is the worst experience I've ever had. I ordered the Dubai Platinum Platter the spiciest level. Let me tell you DO NOT GO HERE!! The crawfish were dirty and bland, they gave me one snow crab cluster and the description said 1lb. It was a small cluster and to be honest with all the tasteless potatoes and corn I believe I was cheated for the pounds of seafood I expected. At least 2 cluster equals a pound. The shrimp tastes like beef jerky because they were so over cooked. The entire platter was bland!! Fuma you have to do better because when someone pays over $80 for this you can't display that you have the best crawfish in town. They are bland and dirty! You should be ashamed of yourselves!!! I predict they will not be in business long term. Gross!!!! Very disappointed customer!!! I'm only giving one star because the young lady that took my order was nice.

    5 lbs crawfish!

    Though the crawfish came out with good flavor my husband said and the waitress was nice alone with whom I believe was a manager. The service was AWFUL, they advertise draft beer yet only had one on tap if that the waitress said. She went to see and at first it was a no but they found the one beer they had on draft and sadly it took 15 minutes to bring it out. It was suppose to be Modelo it was beyond old, super sour and just awful. Sent it back and got a bottle. They want $6.50 for a bottle beer (domestic), the chairs were beyond sad.... Holes in them, felt like you were sitting on cardboard. The atmosphere was uneasy. Extremely GHETTO! They have a sign on the door for dress code they don't go bye. The congestion in that place makes you uneasy considering you can never sit back without someone passing by your chair with their butt hitting your back/or your head. The tables are lower than the chairs and the booths are higher than the tables. I ordered a Philly cheesesteak and it looked great but was BY FAR THE WORST ONE I THINK I'VE EVER HAD! Soooo dry, no real flavor but I did eat it for $16. The beat was good for the music but never really changed much. People were sneaking in with other alcoholic drinks and I will say they were quick on that. According to surrounding businesses the cops are there several times a week and I most definitely can see why . After months of wanting to try this place I can HONESTLY SAY I WILL NEVER BE BACK. Won't put myself through that "low class" feeling again when it was almost $100 just for 5 lbs of crawfish, Philly cheesesteak and 2 bottled beers. Sat next to a table bragging about welfare, ordering an $80 platter and had a gold grille. Noooooo THANK YOU!

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    8.87 star food = food good 8.99 star service = service. good and I ate outside but it was nice = ambiance good. Ambiance = 5 good time

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    Food was good and so was the atmosphere. Lili was a very hospitable server. Will be coming back.

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    Lama Mediterranean Cuisine - Beef Gyro with Fries

    Lama Mediterranean Cuisine

    4.5(735 reviews)
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    It's always a pleasure to read about a restaurant you haven't tried, go and visit it and discover a…read morenew favorite for future dining excursions. This is the case with Lama Mediterranean Cuisine in The Woodlands. My wife had a doctor's appointment at 2 pm and we live about 35 miles away, I figured go early and get some lunch and then get to the doctor with a full stomach. We put the address into the GPS and pulled right up in front of the restaurant. While it was nice weather outside, we decided to sit indoors and I am glad we did because I noticed some diners outdoors were batting away insects. Our server, Abraham came quickly and took our drink orders while we studied the menu and admired the beautifully decorated interior of the restaurant. Blue is a strong color they have used effectively, there is a large dinging room for a big group just off the main dining room and a bar at the far west end. We ordered some appetizers and they came out quickly, We had a small order (4 pieces) of the Fried Hallumi Cheese and also Kebbeh. Both came with a small sampling of cucumber, tomato and red onion which paired well. The Kebbeh had the most fragrant seasoning, I believe a mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and clove. The serving sizes were ample and after trying some we both agreed to save room for the entrees we ordered, my wife had the Gyro Sandwich and I had the Chicken Shawerma, both were wrapped in a super fresh pita that had to be house made. My wife had the regular fries and I had sweet potato which were cooked perfectly, so light and crisp. We couldn't resist ordering some baklava to go, my wife thought walnut sounded good but our server said he felt the cashew was the best so we ordered that. When he brought it out, he said that there were 2 pieces of the cashew but he also added one of walnut at no charge, what a treat. We will be coming back here, the restaurant overall was super fresh and clean, service was great and the food was fantastic.

    I finally visited this Greek/Mediterranean/Persian restaurant on a Sunday for lunch to see why it's…read morerated so high. Inside is elegant and well decorated with glass tables and large rugs everywhere. Looking at the menu, it's a mix of various cuisines, but they do separate out the Persian dishes which are somewhat similar to Mediterranean ones just cost a little more and have different spices altogether. If you visit on weekend nights, you'll likely get to see belly dancing here. I settled on the chicken shawarma wrap, even though it costs a few dollars more than the chicken pita. It does come with one side for $21,and I chose French fries. It tasted pretty good, but you do have to get used to the pickles which gives the wrap an overall weird taste. These are not your typical pickles which go well with American fried chicken sandwiches. A Mexican tortilla is used as a wrap here instead of the bread they use for wraps in other Mediterranean restaurants in Houston. If I wanted a chicken burrito, i would have dined at a Mexican restaurant. The fries are previously frozen ones and lightly seasoned and really only decent when hot. Unfortunately this is one of those restaurants which takes care of newly seated guests and large parties but ignores the tables of 1. Not my fault I only have one in my party. They seated me in the corner and another gentleman came about 20 mins after me and I never saw a waitress go to his table after being served his entree either. The chef or kitchen hand is the one who brings out the entree from the kitchen here and my waitress never showed up until they try to take your plate away. However, I was still eating and also waiting for 10 mins on a refill. I can only eat so much before needing to take a sip of a liquid...but if you come with a party of one here..you will likely be waiting awhile. The lady taking my plate wasn't even my waitress either. Meanwhile, for the gentleman sitting outside alone, I observed his drink to be empty a while and they weren't refilling his either. He finally leaves and goes to a cash register to pay. What? A semi-fine dining elegant spot with mandolin playing in the background has a cash register where you have to go up to pay? What is this world coming to? With these prices, they should roll out red carpet from the front door to your table each time you walk in....and surely make the waitress do something for once and take your card and swipe it herself at the cash register which shouldn't be in the middle of the damn room. Sort of defeats the purpose of being elegant. Did I mention the glasses are plastic here too. If they want to be refined, try at least using glasses for drinks.

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    Lama Mediterranean Cuisine - Main dining room, bar in distance

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