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    Fuma Dubai Hookah Lounge

    3.6 (11 reviews)
    Closed 5:00 pm - 1:00 am (Next day)

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    Dirty and nasty.

    Omg! This is the worst experience I've ever had. I ordered the Dubai Platinum Platter the spiciest level. Let me tell you DO NOT GO HERE!! The crawfish were dirty and bland, they gave me one snow crab cluster and the description said 1lb. It was a small cluster and to be honest with all the tasteless potatoes and corn I believe I was cheated for the pounds of seafood I expected. At least 2 cluster equals a pound. The shrimp tastes like beef jerky because they were so over cooked. The entire platter was bland!! Fuma you have to do better because when someone pays over $80 for this you can't display that you have the best crawfish in town. They are bland and dirty! You should be ashamed of yourselves!!! I predict they will not be in business long term. Gross!!!! Very disappointed customer!!! I'm only giving one star because the young lady that took my order was nice.

    5 lbs crawfish!

    Though the crawfish came out with good flavor my husband said and the waitress was nice alone with whom I believe was a manager. The service was AWFUL, they advertise draft beer yet only had one on tap if that the waitress said. She went to see and at first it was a no but they found the one beer they had on draft and sadly it took 15 minutes to bring it out. It was suppose to be Modelo it was beyond old, super sour and just awful. Sent it back and got a bottle. They want $6.50 for a bottle beer (domestic), the chairs were beyond sad.... Holes in them, felt like you were sitting on cardboard. The atmosphere was uneasy. Extremely GHETTO! They have a sign on the door for dress code they don't go bye. The congestion in that place makes you uneasy considering you can never sit back without someone passing by your chair with their butt hitting your back/or your head. The tables are lower than the chairs and the booths are higher than the tables. I ordered a Philly cheesesteak and it looked great but was BY FAR THE WORST ONE I THINK I'VE EVER HAD! Soooo dry, no real flavor but I did eat it for $16. The beat was good for the music but never really changed much. People were sneaking in with other alcoholic drinks and I will say they were quick on that. According to surrounding businesses the cops are there several times a week and I most definitely can see why . After months of wanting to try this place I can HONESTLY SAY I WILL NEVER BE BACK. Won't put myself through that "low class" feeling again when it was almost $100 just for 5 lbs of crawfish, Philly cheesesteak and 2 bottled beers. Sat next to a table bragging about welfare, ordering an $80 platter and had a gold grille. Noooooo THANK YOU!

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    8.87 star food = food good 8.99 star service = service. good and I ate outside but it was nice = ambiance good. Ambiance = 5 good time

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    Food was good and so was the atmosphere. Lili was a very hospitable server. Will be coming back.

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    Lama Mediterranean Cuisine

    Lama Mediterranean Cuisine

    4.5
    (743 reviews)
    77.9 mi
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    My friends always look forward to a Great Dining Experience as well as the Belly Dancing…read moreEntertainment

    It's always a pleasure to read about a restaurant you haven't tried, go and visit it and discover a…read morenew favorite for future dining excursions. This is the case with Lama Mediterranean Cuisine in The Woodlands. My wife had a doctor's appointment at 2 pm and we live about 35 miles away, I figured go early and get some lunch and then get to the doctor with a full stomach. We put the address into the GPS and pulled right up in front of the restaurant. While it was nice weather outside, we decided to sit indoors and I am glad we did because I noticed some diners outdoors were batting away insects. Our server, Abraham came quickly and took our drink orders while we studied the menu and admired the beautifully decorated interior of the restaurant. Blue is a strong color they have used effectively, there is a large dinging room for a big group just off the main dining room and a bar at the far west end. We ordered some appetizers and they came out quickly, We had a small order (4 pieces) of the Fried Hallumi Cheese and also Kebbeh. Both came with a small sampling of cucumber, tomato and red onion which paired well. The Kebbeh had the most fragrant seasoning, I believe a mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and clove. The serving sizes were ample and after trying some we both agreed to save room for the entrees we ordered, my wife had the Gyro Sandwich and I had the Chicken Shawerma, both were wrapped in a super fresh pita that had to be house made. My wife had the regular fries and I had sweet potato which were cooked perfectly, so light and crisp. We couldn't resist ordering some baklava to go, my wife thought walnut sounded good but our server said he felt the cashew was the best so we ordered that. When he brought it out, he said that there were 2 pieces of the cashew but he also added one of walnut at no charge, what a treat. We will be coming back here, the restaurant overall was super fresh and clean, service was great and the food was fantastic.

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