This was last week: My family decided to get some pizza at Folino's after going to City Market. Because after getting some healthy things, we were down for some bad decisions. Folino's Pizza next to a dispensary which honestly was probably their best move possible. The place was PACKED like sardines. (Which I had on pizza once and never again.... Why don't we ever argue this? Why do people actually argue to the death about pineapple on pizza and NOT HAIRY FISH??? Why are we so divided on this?!) The menu was pretty interesting and easy to follow and we picked two pizzas and wings.... We sat down.... After we paid..... after we tipped, before service was done. I would soon be able to conclude why. You can literally pick a seat anywhere and get a nice glass of water from cups that had seen better days and worse mouths. Next to the garbages.... Next to where you pick your silverware.... My son helped her restock the water. Totally fine. And then we saw.... The utensil/sauce station. Well.... It was PACKED. Garlic, parmesan, salt, pepper, hot sauce, pepper flakes. Some empty, others at various stages of full and honestly take your pick. We got one of each. Went through silverware and it was like a treasure hunt! Some had old food and stains on them and I got to see what popular picks were at this place:-) I think we made the right picks!!! While I like leftovers at home, these were not the leftovers I had a hankering for... decided to pick else wear and found some that were clean clean. Again this place is packed! Line going out the door( to be fair there may have been a few who got mixed up with the Jazz Lettuce place next door). The food sounded/smelled so delicious. We were already hungry and down for some wildfire awesomeness.... And now, we wait..... and wait.... And wait some more. Did.... Did they forget about us? I see some people eating, some people who look famished and well we decided to shoot our shot and ask people how long they had been waiting/if they ordered. Yes. Just yes. The line is moving and fast. I went to their website to see if it was like Disney with the fast passes or something... I can't even begin to tell you how bummed I am writing that "no" here. After like an hour the wings came out. And I swear to God, with seasoning wings, these kids understood the assignment. However taking a bit of the wing, the chicken fought back. The chicken skin was..... oh God, a good vet could have saved it... a while later, the Buff Chick came out and oh sweet mother of God those candied jalapeños are just the bees knees...then they bought out The Vegan Supreme.... No onions.... And she made a point to say, no onions.... So I knew immediately, there was onions somewhere... which is just fine. My mouth just tingles and gets kinda itchy. Aside from that lil fun fact about me..... those pizzas were amazing and the crust is just what you'd want. And despite a crowded kitchen with no hair nets and loose styles everywhere, there was little to no hair in the food! The pizza is definitely worth buying just not the wait unless you have the afternoon and no perishable groceries in your car (City Market) to waste.... My guess with the line out the door, they preordered online within a couple hours getting there. My husband loved that we tipped to have the home experience and got to not only wait on ourselves and clean up after our selves, he also loved that he was able to clean the table off from the previous people and the bundle of pizza tray holders from them as well. My son loved that he found a wing order he didn't want to touch at all. If you have an afternoon to waste by the water cooler and tables with an awesome pizza sheen on it... get here faster then they open. You won't be disappointed with disappointment. Buttttt, (and this is a big but here) if you want some awesome pizza with awesome flavor and amazing crust, definitely get it here. Just order online. Get all your chores and shopping done... maybe make time for a movie. After all that, it might be ready and you too can be in the line out the door.... Looking at all the people in the dining area like you dodged an awkward *why did I tip for self serve bullet* 5/10 order out, dodge the wings. #erinherlihy #foodreviews read more