I always feel like a criminal when I go into this store, because the lights are off during the day and I feel like I am creeping around in somebody's house. After dark, they turn the lights on, but the bulbs are some kind of ecotard bulbs, because I almost want to go out to the truck and fetch a flashlight. I realize that they are keeping the overhead down, and I appreciate that, but still...give me some lumens so I can see what the hell it is I'm looking for.
I have seen curiously large numbers of people buying boxes of linoleum tiles here. I don't know the implications of that, but it's true. I hope that it isn't some scenario from "Fried Green Tomatoes," but come on...how often does a rational person get the urge to trot down to the local dollar store and stockpile some vinyl flooring material? Curious, I tells ya!
Some weird stuff in the frozen food section. I'm going to snap a pic next time. I'm an aficionado of off-brand and cheap-ass food, but you don't see so much of that in the freezer section. I might just have to try a box of the "BBQ Pork Sphincters on a Stick" some time.
[Disclaimer: I didn't actually see that fictional product in the store, but I'll probably have nightmares about it, now that I mentioned it here.] read more