My first experience at Family Barber Shop was HORRENDOUS first off this review is a bit vulgar so idk don't show this to little Timmy ig and this was copied from a google doc I made so if something doesn't make sense that's why anyway on to my misery
First things first they accept walk-ins which is one of the Only things I'll complement. so I come in and sat down and the person violating my hair suggested I do a tapper so I asked for a low tapper keep that in mind. So after that, he picks up my hair but he seemed afraid to do so. He barely picked up anything which worsened the haircut in the end and my opinion on the cut as it was happening. Then next he tapped on this window next to us and some dude came out he took the razor that the first barbor had and started what looked like TEACHING my barber how to do the tapper that and I can't stress this enough HE RECOMMENDED it felt like they used my head as a Funkin Training ground I sware. then took ten minutes on one side of my head the entire time window guy was pointing at my head and showing Barber 1 how to do the thing he wanted to do. After they were done with One side they STARTED THE LINEUP and while I might not be a barber I've had my hair cut for a couple of years now and I have NEVER had a barber do the lineup anytime before last. But that isn't even the worst part because not only did the lineup before shortening my hair or doing the other side... or the back... They Stopped MIDWAY THROUGH THE LINEUP to do the other side. At this point, I simply had no words I just sat there and rode the low taper road. Eventually, they did the back of my head, and remember when I said it felt as if they were afraid to cut my hair well when he was doing the back it felt like he was hesitating the entire time which if you look below you'll see that this resulted in mount washington imprinted on the back of my head I look like I have fucking cat ears on the back of my head frfr. After that, he moved to the top of my head to lower it down and I like to say I have a mini afro and again remember how I said that he barely picked up my hair in the beginning; well that made it so when he cut the top of my hair it was UNEVEN so it won't even grow back the same until I get it cut again. Then he goes to finish the tapper and you'll see the pictures so I won't go over this again. Still, then he goes to use a straight-edge razor and leans my chair back, and normally they just cut your hair then and but and I know I've said this a lot but for some reason, he puts some fuckin Nickelodeon Slime on my hair line to cut it. By this point (being the end of the haircut) I'm just defeated I pay them like 30 bucks despite the urge just to leave because the person cutting my hair looked new I guess (but then WHY did he recommend a low tapper fade??????) and leave in shambles a broken man. Thank you if you read this far I just needed to vent to the void of yelp reviews. Ps Never cheat on your barber. read more