Really, there's only one thing you need to know about the Queens Guest House: they have heated…read morebathroom floors.
As I stood there doing my business, I thought to myself, 'Self, it must have been -really- cold outside, because these floor tiles feel kind of warm'. Then, as I washed my hands in the itty bitty sink, I started to realise, 'Gee. My feet couldn't have been -that- cold. The floor -still- feels really warm'! Every trip to the loo thereafter, I appreciated the magic of the heated tiles more and more. It's so ooh-ahh amazing, especially in the chill of the Scottish air.
Otherwise, the handsome rooms offer acceptable mattresses and bedding, ample towels, and a full-length stand-up mirror. Free wi-fi access also exists, though the signal's a bit sketchy upstairs. Unfortunately, the shaver outlet didn't appear to be operational, but no matter. I brought outlet converters.
If you're a light sleeper, a pair of earplugs and eyeshades wouldn't hurt. The doors don't fit the jambs, so hallway light seeps between the cracks. Similarly, soundproofing isn't the done thing here, either. Expect to hear every last peep from outside your door, from other guests being checked in to the housekeeping staff in the mornings.
And of course, it's worth mentioning that our stay included breakfast each morning, with your choice of various juices, fresh fruit, cereals, tea or coffee, and an assortment of hot food options. The boy and I both opted for the Full Scottish and weren't disappointed. While I've had better, it was hearty and provided the fuel necessary to brave the wind, rain, and hail to ensue.
While I wouldn't recommend a stay at the Queens Guest House for a business trip, it makes for a pleasant enough bed and breakfast getaway... if for no other reason than to wiggle your toes against those deliciously decadent toilet tiles!