I have a sweet tooth, a tremendous sweet tooth indeed,
For…read moreice cream and desserts are the things that I need.
I've had dessert in the desert near Area 51,
And underground in Antarctica, far from the sun.
I've had it in graveyards, beneath moonlight so fair,
And even in a dessert restaurant, yes, I've had dessert there!
At Better Than Sex, the Fever was mine,
And it tasted so splendid, so luscious, divine.
I tried one of their special coffees as well,
And it was so delicious, I nearly swooned under its spell.
But the night's grandest moment, the finest display,
Was when our waiter arrived with the desserts on a tray.
He looked straight in my eyes as he named each delight,
With a confidence both curious and wonderfully bright.
My dessert was a huge phallus, impressive and grand,
With two giant balls resting beneath it in hand.
It was covered in "splooge sauce," a curious sweet stream,
A dessert of such drama it belonged in a dream!
I truly enjoyed this place and would gladly return
If I lived nearby, where the sweet candles burn.
They are masters of dessert, of flavor and flair--
A deliciously mischievous treasure tucked away there.