FANTASTIC food!!! Reminded me of a diner I went to in America. Good value. Very fresh! Helpful,…read morefriendly staff. Very clean. But, As much as there was plenty of seating it was not good for buggies or wheel chairs as too cramped and we sat outside. Sun was shining so not a problem. No children's menu I could see. But nether less a definite place to go eat if in area.

The Market Diner is one of those places where it is THE best place in the world at 2am when you've…read morebeen out for an evening involving copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. Everywhere else is shut and you know that all you'll be able to eat when you get home is your pasta sauce jar that you've had in the cupboard for the past year untouched, or the stale ryvita. But no more Brighton! You can pretty much stumble in to here at any time of night and choose from a varied menu to satisfy the drunkest, hungriest of bellies. However, this is also a place that you will probably regret what you've eaten the next day once your beer goggles are off and you are having the fry up beer sweats. Of course don't expect gourmet food but they do a decent fry up, cheesy chips, bacon sandwiches, burgers etc and all at reasonable prices here too. Let's not create any false illusion here....it's a fast food, greasy spoon type place. So if that's what you're after then perfect! I know that when my local pub calls last orders next and everywhere on St James Street food wise is shut AND I haven't got anything to eat at home then, just then I may return!

GENERAL NOTES Please note this place is getting 4 stars for…read moreit's hours almost alone. It's a greasy spoon that is open something like 8pm-6am. I love the idea of a breakfast place that's only open during non-breakfast hours. The perfect tonic after a night of gin and tonic. Cheap as chips. MENU RECOMMENDATIONS Go for it. Have the Gutbuster. A full English breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, beans, tomatoes and fries(?). SERVICE NOTES Order at the counter, try to nab a table if you can. LOCATION NOTES One street east of Grand Parade at Morley. Sketchy. HUMOUROUS STORY Anytime you go to the Market Diner you're bound to end up with a good story, it's only a question of if you're sober enough to remember it. The first time I went there I was just visiting Brighton for the day with a friend of mine and had met up with Guy, another friend who was a local. We did everything that night, including taking a taxi out to the marina to go bowling and finally ending up at the Market Diner on Guy's insistence. Halfway through the meal Guy stood up abruptly and said "Right, train's at 4, you know how to get there. Good. I was only a mirage." and swiftly exited the diner before we had a chance to say anything back.

This food was interesting. the service was really good and the covid situation was handled well but…read morei had the mac and cheese and was seriously disappointing!!!!! it was just pasta with melted cheese on top- just a ball of cold cheese. my friend had the vegan burger and said was very good and tasted very realistic so 8/10 for that one but omg the £7 cheese pasta really let this place down. the toilets were nice tho but were we meant to flush the TP down the loo???????? good vibes tho.

Great vegan options! They have a full blown vegan option for almost everything off of their…read moreoriginal menu! This place is awesome. Super cute design inside. Their vegan mac was super good but their vegan philly cheese steak was slacking hard. Their chili cheese fries were pretty tasty! But wish I would have tried their chkn and waffles. Highly recommend if you are looking for vegan junk food!

Daniella's Wacky Diner is a very, very odd experience. It's like being transported back to the lino…read moreand formica of the 1970s immediately you step through the door. I went in hoping for a brownie or some sort of confectionery, but was sadly disappointed - although the facade looks like it might well serve patisserie, the closest they can offer is a Twix. Still, it wasn't just any Twix but a bizarre limited edition Twix that looked like it had been brought here via time travel from 40 years ago. It was lovely though, and also interesting as a historical artefact. If you went in here for hot food, which is more what they regularly do, you definitely wouldn't be disappointed on portion sizes. I saw a guy in here eating what looked like the haunch of a young bull elephant, surrounded by most of the jungle from whence it came. Food overflows the sides of the plates. Quality, though, looks a bit school-dinnerish, so I'd say this is somewhere to come only if you're very hungry and far out on the end of town.

I have found this comment on the Danniella Wacky Diner very amusing, Food that overflows the Plate…read more"He didnt mention how big the plates are?" I have been customerof the Wacky Diner for 4 years now and all i can say is if i want British Home Cooked Food that is exactly where I GO and the plates are like platters and you get Real food for cheap Prices. From what you describe here in this review is Exactly what we recieved when we went the OLD Shoreham Cafe "Old Shoreham Cafe used to be a Kebab Shop went bust and thought they could cash in also I have witnessed the woman from the Old Shoreham Cafe who is from Turkey tell the Owner of Wacky Diner she will die soon and they will close down. I WANT REAL FOOD. if i want School dinner food then I may as well go to the EX KEBAB shop now saying they are a Cafe. Just to put you straight ont he name Wacky Diner it is because the people are wacky and great fun to be around. I am sorry you didnt like your time, But i will keep going on my work lunch time and weekends with my family. I Feel very dissapointed for you and im sure many Patrons of the Wacky Diner will feel the same for you as well maybe you should go back to the future. I also noticed you you are saying NEW Road where is the Cafe on New Road ????

Decent pub with a good atmosphere. Reasonably priced pints. Staff typical Brightons. I've spent…read moresome hours here knocking back a Guiness or two. Definitely feels local vs. one the the national chains. One note: they have a "vegetarian" Kimchi sandwich which is really odd because nobody serves Kimchi alone inbetween bread so, you might want to avoid this one.

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the…read moregangster of love Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love... I'm a Joker Really great atmosphere in this Hipsteresque bar. Great to see ickle Fentimans Ginger Beer to go with my Spiced Rum - yo hoe hoe! Good tunes, good drinks, good vibes!

You don't have to be a soho house member to dine here. Also to highlight that their kitchen open…read moreuntil later than most restaurants! They have recently changed the menu to Mexican food which is bad news for me because I LOVE their burger. But the new menu is pretty we priced so I'm not too mad about it.

For anyone considering eating here, I would recommend you review all your options. I'm quite…read moredisappointed in my experience. Food was underwhelming and basic. Things were looking promising when I saw a vegetarian breakfast offered in lieu of the traditional English breakfast. I was drawn to the dish because it offered spinach and hash browns in lieu of all the meat in its partner dish. My friend ordered the regular Full English and her dish came out well before mine. I waited roughly 10-15 minutes longer for something that would appear to take less cook time. The plate came out and I noticed there was no spinach. I was not offered a choice as a substitute nor made aware of the situation. Long story short I ended up ordering the Full English and they forgot my black pudding. Waited additional time for that as well. Then they forgot I asked for the bill. Overall, I would not recommend it, especially if you're on a time schedule and multiple mishaps occurred. No cash accepted and 12.5% service charge automatically added to the final bill with the usual VAT.

My first night in London (a mere 3 hours after getting off the plane and severely jet lagged) my…read moregroup and I decided to pop into The Diner because we were all hungry and exhausted. As Americans, we were interested in seeing the English take on a lot of our classic American diner dishes. I had the chocolate chip pancakes, my sister had cheese fries and macaroni and cheese (she has an intense love for cheese) and our friend had the burger with seasoned fries. I think the best things on the table were the pancakes and the cheese fries. It seemed to be ACTUAL cheese melted onto the fries instead of the fake "nacho" cheese that we get in the states -- even though the fake cheese is also delicious. The macaroni and cheese was a bit dry and in need of a bit more flavor, as was the burger. The pancakes? Awesome. They came out warm, fluffy, topped with a sprinkling of powdered sugar and a side of butter and maple syrup.

The Diner is one of those places in London trying to replicate the American diner experience, with…read morethe typical English vision of what a diner is, through the typical Hollywood lens. At this, they fail. Any Denny's will provide a better experience than this, without the London prices. Some complaints: after asking for sweetener for my coffee, I was informed they only have sugar or agave syrup. I asked for an omelette, and I was informed they were too busy to make omelettes, even though the menu offers scrambled eggs any way you like. How time consuming is an omelette? So I revised my order for 3 scrambled eggs with a side of bacon. They brought out two plates, with 2 eggs on each plate! The service was slow and unfriendly. This might be acceptable if it was a 24-hour diner, and I was there at 4 am with the clubbers and other freaks sobering up for the journey home. It was noon! I sense the people dining here were part of the bleed-over traffic from a nearby Breakfast Club, as there was no queue for a table at The Diner, unlike the competition on a Saturday morning. Apparently, this location is part of a chain. America isn't very popular these days, so these Londoners have a lot of cheek destroying the idea of one of the few good things you are usually guaranteed in the States: a friendly breakfast diner where you can get a bleedin' omelette when you ask! (One positive: they serve bottomless filtered coffee. There is that.)

Stopped in here on the advice of friends, and what a great suggestion! Service was slow to start,…read morebut the food was worth it. I had a brisket burger, mac n cheese and chocolate shake. Brisket on the burger was pulled & excellent, and not sweet. Mac n cheese was ooey gooey cheesey deliciousness! Great American diner if you get full up on England's other national dishes, kebabs and curries.

The Hot Rod Diner is awesome, great prices, they have a gluten free menu which is fantastic, they…read moremake by far the most excellent, amazing and incredibly milk shakes. The music on the juke box is awesome, they have parking available. They also have food challenges and live bands. Just an outstanding establishment. I recommend The Hod Rod Diner everyday... Every time.

Although I'm not sure if the misspelled name was intentional, Snak Attack is a great little café…read morediner type place. I've had breakfast here on a couple of occasions, and have found the staff incredibly pleasant. They're the kind of ladies that call you "love" and ask you to relax while they sort out your order. The customers too, are equally friendly, with one gentleman washing up his plate after finishing his meal. The radio plays gently in the background, and helps make Snak Attack feel even warmer, with the right balance between calm and friendly. I like the old school chequered white and red table tops too. Very traditional. And the food! Now, I'm not one for exaggeration, but I had the best bacon sandwich of my LIFE here. You know how mum used to do them? Yeah? Well even better than that... it was gorgeous, to the point that I felt bad when I put a bit of brown sauce in one half. The bread might as well have been baked in front of me it was so white and fresh (and I'm picky about bread, being a bit of a baker myself) with enough butter that you can taste it, without finding the bread swimming when the hot bacon arrives. I've no doubt they'd cook the bacon how you ask here, but leave them to their own devices, and you will have a more than generous helping of the most tender bit of pig your tongue has ever had the pleasure to enjoy... Mwah! Its pretty standard fair so far as prices are concerned, and although I can assure you that the rest of the food looks up to the standard of the bacon sandwich, I have never strayed beyond my bread and butter friend.

A lovely restaurant for a greasy fry up. Nice Staff.read more