Completely surpassed my expectations. Recommend! Recommend! Recommend!
After a few too many glasses of wine while watching Fury last year, I had the brilliant idea of googling "where can I drive a tank?", followed by the equally brilliant idea of "that would be a great birthday gift for my boyfriend!" And then I had my 3rd strike of genius for the night, "I wonder if there's a Groupon for that?" Damn, I was on a roll!
Long story short, the boyfriend and I flew to st. Paul for probably our most satisfying trip, ever. The adventure started with an hour long safety and historical lesson about tanks and military technology and strategy. It was long enough to get us properly psyched and interesting enough not to be too long. I have to admit, I was quiet terrified about riding in the back. The term "blender" was used multiple times to describe the tank interior.
Next we were transported by Humvee to the battle ground where we rode in the armored personnel carrier and the boyfriend drove the Abbot for about a mile. I had been skeptical about paying $400 and only getting a mile in the tank. But, to be honest, after about 20 feet in the gun turret, I was bruised and ready to dessert. The ride was bumpy and miserable and I'm pretty sure the boyfriend intentionally drove close to the trees trying to decapitate me (some thanks I got). And the boyfriend said he wouldn't have wanted to drive much longer. It's a lot harder than it looks and will take any self-proclaimed "good driver" down a peg, or 3. We were both giddy after the ride was over. The mile long trek meandered through woods, gravel, mud, water... Totally exhilarating, which is difficult to fathom in a vehicle that only went 5 mph. Guess there's something to be said about being in command of a 30 ton killing machine.
The rest of the activities were just as adrenaline-inducing as the tank. We returned to the lodge where the boyfriend shot a Sten machine gun (included in the package), a Barrett 50 cal, and an mg42 (complete with the Nazi stamp). I've spent time on gun ranges, but feeling these high powered weapons engage so close to me was really something else. The Barrett made my teeth shake.
We ended the day with seeing a car crush and taking photos with all the other tanks in the shop. Climbing around the Chieftain, the Sherman, and an old Russian tank will make even the most crotchety of old men giggle like school girls.
I have nothing but glowing things to say about the Drive a Tank crew. Everyone was beyond nice and helpful, whether it was answering questions or taking photos. The program was informative and enjoyable. And the whole atmosphere was like visiting lovably eccentric relatives who stockpiled really cool toys that you were allowed to play with.
And the price, I know the costs for tank driving are more than that of a standard "date" or "outing". And I won't give the typical spiel of "but how often will you get to drive a tank?" Fact of the matter is, this is the only place in the US where you can do this sort of thing. These guys have a monopoly on the situation and, in theory, can charge whatever they want. But they haven't done that. They've worked hard to provide their customers with an enjoyable experience that doesn't make anyone feel like they are being gauged. To me, that's just good integrity and honest business practice. Not something you see often nowadays, I'm afraid.
Breakdown of our costs (approximate):
$399 (Groupon price was $250)
3-Star Package (Driving the Abbot, firing the Sten,
riding the APC)
$65
Passenger ride
$30
Shooting the Barrett 50 cal (just one round)
$60
Shooting the MG42
Total Costs - $560, about $400 with the Groupon.
So, for the price of a meal at a $$$$ restaurant with way too much wine and will probably make you hate life for a few days, you can have this amazing experience with actual historical war machines. I'd say it's worth it.
Did I mention my boyfriend is now unequivocally the envy of all his friends? read more