My Dearest Citizens of Tuolumne County, California. If you wish to be insulted, leaving aggravated, I highly recommend you stop by our local Dollar General Store in Jamestown, California. I caution you to be very careful when dealing with the local staff members; they must be from a different plane of reality than we exist in. God forbid you say Excuse me while trying to go down a blocked aisle; the under-trained customer service agent will roll her eyes and make a hissing sound like a snake. tsssssssst. Never, I repeat never voice your disdain regarding her unprofessional response and behavior. Her responsive quip, while she slept away was "Asshole" I proceeded to locate General Manager and was blown away by His inability to understand basic elementary English. My first clue your ask would be the rejected look and overwhelming stench of His cologne. Secondly, His pre-pubescent frame along with his far-off starred eyes had me convinced I was dealing with a rejected lover of Gomer Pile USMC and a forced-out citizen of Mayberry USA.
After lowering my verbiage to a level he could understand I left feeling traumatized, exhausted, and in desperate need of a nap. This did not end well, I called Dollar General's Corporate Headquarters and spoke with a person who desperately needs a refresher course in ESL. English as a Second Language. The moral of this story is, Always pray to keep the odds ones out and a clear path to your food items. read more