Fancy a cheeky Martini...or three?
I've come a long way in cocktails. From thinking a Dirty Martini was a tiny bloke named Martin with poor personal hygiene, to drinking at the all exclusive Dirty Martini in Hanover square, I gave myself a pat on the back, just for managing to find the place...eventually. Hidden away in the corners of all corners (not helped by the construction work that going on at the time -not their fault at all), it took a teeny sign with a martini glass on the front to finally be my guiding light. If like me, you don't have the greatest sense of direction, I would suggest allowing yourself an extra ten minutes or so if you're going there for the first time - plus, if you get there early, you've won yourself an extra ten minutes for drinking. It's a win-win situation, really.
Dirty Martini is a dimly-lit basement bar. If the idea of that makes you feel a tad claustrophobic, then I'm here to tell you not to panic. With a wide table area on one side of the venue, and a line of booths by the bar (fitting around 10 people if you pull up a few chairs), there is plenty of open space, through which you get led by the helpful staff if you're stuck finding your party (it is pretty dark). The high walls around the booths means you can book it for your stag-do, birthday, or just a girls' night out and still feel as if it's your own private space. Dirty Martini is a great place to hold an event, as you can pre-order for food and cocktails on arrival, meaning you don't spend your first moments waiting around. Their events team works to accommodate you, even allowing you to pre-pay in advance so you can enjoy your evening without the stress of worrying about the bill.
The plush décor and mirrored walls marries vintage decadence with modern elegance, resulting in comfort, without the claustrophobia. Their bathrooms are clean, bright and elegantly decorated - being bit of a hygiene enthusiast, the state of a venue's toilets is an important feature to me. They present a fusion of bar food, from crispy Gyoza dumplings, to paprika chicken skewers, to their own twist of the American beef sliders. Not a dry-roasted peanut in sight...There's something for everyone and, if you're still stuck on what to have, their sharing boards are delicious, freshly prepared and filling. I would highly recommend their Mediterranean sharing board to give a fiery kick to an all-round decent night out. Be warned, though. Save up. It is a bit on the pricey side, but with an endless selection of some of the best Martinis London has to offer, you get the experience you pay for. Alternatively, you could get there in time for for Happy Hour and take advantage of their fabulous deals, making Dirty Martini the ideal pre-drinking spot before heading for a night out.
Martini of the hour: their Chocolate Martini - choccy milk for us grown-ups, only. read more