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    D'Poly Taco Grill & Beer

    D'Poly Taco Grill & Beer

    4.3(307 reviews)
    0.8 mi
    $$

    Armando was our Mixologist. (So much more than just a…read morebartender.) He and his coworkers (Dave and others) were very attentive and accommodating! The drink selections were exciting and magnetic and delicious! The food selections were on par with the beverage selections. We avoided the "Happy Hour Margaritas" made with Cuervo. Top shelf only please. Great value !

    Today I returned to the wonderful D'Poly Taco Grill and Beer in El Centro where my epic hiking…read moreexpedition ended in failure, disappointment, and embarrassment a few weeks ago. I intended to travel the entire 2,600-mile length of the Pacific Crest Trail, but my adventure unceremoniously ended in El Centro under a tree about 60 miles east of my starting point. The paramedics told me that hiking is not for everyone. After a desperate two weeks of hiking with little food and water through BLM land tracks, old service roads, and desert washes, as best I can recall, I finally set up camp in El Centro under a farmer's tree near his washing line. Soon after the farmer called the police about my campfire, the authorities and my ex-wife found me in a state of delerium hosting a tea party under a large avocado tree wearing the farmer's wife's plus size nightgown while serving "cups of chai tea" to a sizable pile of rotten avocados and a rusty shovel that I thought was "Jan" from those Toyota commercials. My first real meal after being found by the authorities and my ex-wife was at D'Poly Taco Grill and Beer. D'Poly was the perfect welcome back to civilization as it has a spectacular menu full of delicious Mexican cuisine like street tacos, flautas, sopes and empanadas. The Lineman burrito is my absolute favorite. And they have a wonderful breakfast menu! It's fast casual dining, but it has a sort of classic and moody vibe that gives off a more upscale feel. Love it! A wonderful place to break free of your delusions. My ex-wife tried to tell me that hiking is not for everyone. Thankfully, the paramedics found my emergency contact list and phoned my ex-wife who showed up and broke me out of my stupor by making me drop my emotional support avocado, taking me by the shoulders and shaking me vigorously while yelling "it's over, it's over!" Ironically, that was the same way she told me we were getting divorced. I'm not a quitter, so it takes a while for me to give up. I've since tried many items on the D'Poly menu and everything is exceptional, though I do avoid adding avocado. It's just too soon. Thank you D'Poly Taco Grill and Beer! Five stars.

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    Mona Lisa Cocktails & Cuisine - Butter cake

    Mona Lisa Cocktails & Cuisine

    3.7(18 reviews)
    2.4 mi

    Cozy brunch experience with my besties. We all had mimosas and everyone enjoyed their food. Service…read morewas wonderful and ambiance was awesome

    We went to MonaLisa because of the many positive recommendations from friends and relatives. We…read moremade a reservation for 7:00 pm on our 45th wedding anniversary. We were initially impressed with the warm welcome, the ambiance and the inviting decor. The champagne and drinks were served promptly and we ordered the dinner for two which included shared appetizer, choice of 4 main dishes, soup or salad and shared dessert. It was almost 7:45 before we received our salad. When we questioned what happened to our appetizer we were given an apology that the appetizer we ordered had "run out". We were given the option of ordering a different appetizer, which we did. 30 minutes passed , we had finished our salad when we inquired if we were going to be served our food and our appetizer. We were assured it was being prepared, by this time we were really hungry so we asked for bread. The response at first was that bread is not usually available but they will check. Upon the waitress returning we were told bread was being prepared, then we found out that they had run out of one of the side dishes (asparagus). By this time it's 8:45 pm. Remember, we arrived at 7:00 pm and the only thing we had been served was salad and drinks. We gave up at that point and paid for our drinks. I was almost in tears because this was not the 45th anniversary celebration I had looked forward to (understatement). Our waitress was in tears as well and we did acknowledge that we did not blame her. Before walking out , we were offered our food to go because it was finally ready. We turned it down and went to Sonora Infusion who more than made up for this horrible experience.

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